Probably. Then companies can use the federal dollars for stock buybacks at these low low prices.

*munching popcorn*

Not that surprising. Companies immediately fire people at the first sign of problems, then beg for bailouts to "protect jobs".

Normal.

Well, got the bidet from Amazon yesterday and put it in today. Pretty simple install, just put the water tubes on the fittings before putting them on the toilet inlet line as they are kind of small.

Fired it up and.... damn I can not think of a better way to lose my anal virginity. Impressed, sad I lived my life in darkness for so long.....

#yolohomodomo

Foo. I just happen to:

a) Have enjoyed My Little Pony when my kid was little
b) My favorite is Fluttershy.

#sonohomobromo

Oh how cute! So want! Not sure why......

Fortunately the British have dumped out of the EU, so they can all use Lucas respirators....

Probably right. Guess we'll need these.

You tuck the phone into the person's pocket, battery overloads, cremation.

Yeah that's a ... problem.

In cases where I had to deal with this I'd recommend stegnography and rubber hose encryption. Of course if you're not using that and they think you are it's going to be one hell of a long night.

Heh heh heh heh....

Ho ho ho ho....

Gee, I wonder if these "Digital dollars" will expire. Or if they will only be allowed to be used in "company stores". Can I get an abortion with my digital dollar? Can my church automatically get 20% of my digital dollars? Can I use them at strip clubs?

What a crock of crap.

There's no horror here: All those dollars should be exchanged for valuable bitcoins. With Bitcoin inflating at 12.5 btc every ten minutes I'm sure a stable price will be reached.

SPLC doesn't seem to be friends with Nazis.

That business owner might be the smartest person alive. Highly impressed.

I wonder if this is like 2008, where the "money" being put in is just filling the already existing invisible hole that no one likes to talk about (sometimes called value, or goodwill). Back in the old days of Jan everyone would somewhat trust each other, and money should include the value of that trust. With that trust gone they're simply replacing it with dollar bills.

Now when people finally stop trusting the little slips of paper is when it gets interesting. Trust in a govt's currency is based on trust in the government (unlike say trust in math). If the govt is run by a complete moron and his moron friends then that trust could go away.

Bitcoin so does not have this problem.

I'm curious to see if the stock market hits the 2008 lows, in which case Trump will have honestly destroyed every achievement Obama ever did.

Which would be quite impressive in and of itself. Just remember:

Fear? Fear of what? This thing only has a 1% fatality rate and is hardly more than the common flu....

(Yeah, I know. BS. Interesting how reality can be so darn real at times)

Hm. Sister is a doctor up in Wisconsin. She's officially starting to flip out.

We have just moved to "Day 3" in the pandemic section of the Complete Book of Survival.

Hm.

Well branding would be more permanent and a bit simpler to do. However the guy 2 posts up has a pretty good answer: Not yet.