This "digital currency with no government regulation" thing is working out GREAT for you guys LOLOL GET GOXXXED!
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+0.5BTC from me
GOXXXED is the preferred grammerz. The triple XXX and the all caps just emphasizes how pornographically they penetrate their users.
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They didn't set up a hotline to help you, or to give you info, or give you your money back.
They set up a hotline because it's required, and it enables them to wash their hands of it and say "We don't handle that call the hotline".
How many people of the half a billion dollars that was stolen do you think might call it?
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Good thing we have things in place to protect companies like this. Imagine if GOXXX or its employees lost money!
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As everybody probably knows Mtgox applied for the procedure of civil rehabilitation. So the call centre has been established "to respond to all inquiries". I'm trying to reach the number, given in the announcement (+81 3-4588-3922), but am not able to. Someone has the same issue? Any suggestion to solve this specific issue?
LOL What will it take for you people to learn?!?!?
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Were you paid to be retarded, paid to become retarded, paid a retarded sum of money, or paid a retard for something?
I paid for that was the police This is a sentence fragment combined with a non-matching sentence fragment. What are you trying to say?
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Anybody who sent their info including their passport to Mt. GOXXX got GOXXXed. If they cared at all about their info they wouldn't have sent it to such a place.
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Were you paid to be retarded, paid to become retarded, paid a retarded sum of money, or paid a retard for something?
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This reminds me of when OJ opened a tip line to gather tips about who might have killed his ex wife.
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The short answer is you got fucked.
The long answer is you got fucked HARD.
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When you feel extremely bad about losing $480 million dollars worth of other peoples' money it shows: Here's me, just feeling terrible!I can almost feel that island breeze on my skin... me and kitty are going to have lobster every day!
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SO WHY CAN'T I CLAIM THAT BACK IN COURT?[/b]
Your unregulated electronic funny munny has no power here
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This is almost certainly bullshit. When the U.S. Government seizes something, it's public knowledge. There are court documents. There's usually a press release. There are public lists of seized items. The FBI can't put a "gag order" on a French citizen in Japan anyway.
More likely, it's more lies from Mark Karpeles. He's repeatedly blamed others for his own failure. Over the last two years, he's blamed "hackers" doing a denial of service attack against Mt. Gox. He's blamed banks for not being able to handle the "large number" of transactions Mt. Gox generated. He promised a "two week delay" on US dollar withdrawals which never ended, over half a year later. He's blamed a technical problem that didn't affect other exchanges for more than three days for a permanent shutdown on Bitcoin withdrawals. Most readers on here can add to this list.
But he said! He said!
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For every $100 you send to me, I will PERSONALLY help you recover $80.
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How can it be frozen! It's unregulated cryptocurrency and super secure and safe and awesome!
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It's too complicated to work.
Here's an easier flowchart to follow:
Your Money in Mt. GOXXX -> Gone Your BTC in Mt. GOXXX -> Gone Want new money -> Get some Want new BTC -> Buy some
I know it seems overly simple, but I think it could work!
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One thing also: In the chat, Mark K. says "things could not be better" ...I thought that was a bit disconnected, however, in light of the above, it seems maybe he is a captured piece, and therefore
what this means is that Gox was captured and then run by the you-know-whos, as they do. So, they puppeted him. In these terms, his statement that "everything could not be better" would not seem so incongruos with the facts: dude you're fucked, how the hell could things not be better? So he is 98% a captured actor, imo.
I took his statement as sarcasm like "Yeah things are GREAT". This is an interesting theory. Maybe Mark was taking recreation trips to Thailand, and got hemmed up by some super secret government guys and it's this whole giant conspiracy... ...or maybe he's just an incompetent fuckin' moron, or a thief. Occam's Razor and all that.
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What if we just let the owners of those coins "hard fork" their face onto a dick, and learned from it, and learned that when you get GOXXXED there is no return?
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What kind of hashing power is required to recover keys? :-)
It depends. If it was "frapachino123" not much. If it was a truly random 256 bit encryption key we are talking heat death of the universe before that happens. Then again maybe the cipher will be broken sometime in the next century. I mean the private key that the cold storage is encrypted with... Maybe Bitcoin 2.0 is going to be trying to "remine" those coins somehow. If the keys really are lost, what kind of computing power is required?
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haha you lost your money
lulz. +1
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