Guys. Like, why are we talking politics? I went back and changed my Stacey Abrams shitpost to two gay husbandos, after some minor outrage.

Here, let's see if we can use the power of Yaoi to pump us over $40k USD/BTC.

Let me cast no illusions. I have no idea what I'm doing. I've been blessed with the ability to mostly roll Natural 20's on my "vs Luck" saving throws, thus far in life.

Got filled. Placing another order for some dip @ $37,500.

EDIT: Ok, $37,500 got filled. Let's see how long it takes my dip order @ $37,000 to get filled.
EDIT2: Ok, you bitch-ass coin. $37,000 got filled. Dip order @ $36,500 placed.

Placed an order for some dip @ $38,000.

Or enema if you push it in far enough.

Looks like I'm gonna have to move another batch of coins to sell pretty soon.

Promised Rick I'd take another ~mil off the table @ $50k USD/BTC, on principle.

I've got problems.

I like this bulltarded Bitcorn thing.

Just set a new ATH - again - and looks like we're making a run for $40k USD/BTC today.

Nice.

Gentlemen.

Observing $38,106 USD/BTC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milana_Vayntrub

I would seriously marry the girl. Total hetero crush on her.

Great job today, Gentlemen. Duty above and beyond. Presently observing $37,098 USB/BTC, before retiring for the evening.

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Gentlemen.

Observing $36,030

You spoiled everything.

Asshole.

Shall we try Waifu & Husbando shitposting ?

Ok Gentlemen. Let us shit-post real hard today, and try to get us breaking through $36,000 USD/BTC.

I'll start.

EDIT: Minus political image. Plus Husbando image.

Hold onto your butts. Please make sure the tray tables are stowed, your chairs are in the upright position, and your seatbelt is fastened.



EDIT: Oh Lawdy.

I knew I was doing something wrong. Thanks !

So, I should open a short position here ? Am I doing this thing right ?