Flat Earth

[nutildah]

When's the next Round Earth Shill Convention?

I'd like to go as I have a speech prepared on improving Antarctic Border Wall security.

Also, people like notbatman are coming closer to uncovering the truth about our great hoax... we need to find out where he lives and put more fluoride in his water supply, maybe get a few chemtrail deliveries going...

Really, on April 1st (what a coincidence) this thread will be 4 years old, and I just want to congratulate notbatman for what a fine trolljob he's done since then. Really, its spectacular, like probably one of the strongest commitments to any one trollery I've ever seen.

BTW batty, how's the shipment of those black arrow miners coming along?

[notbatman]

^^^ Still waiting on delivery.







http://mathworld.wolfram.com/PearCurve.html






'my God deGasbag was right, it is pear shaped!

[sirazimuth]

^^^ I've posted images that indicate there's a d...<snip..  blah blah blah ~ load of the usual trolling bollocks~ blabbity blah blah blah...>

Hey dude! Your April Fools 4th anniversary of the longest running nonsense troll thread on Bitcointalk is approaching!
What's say you, me and xempy celebrate and toast to the frisbee earth with an onyx metallic dome complete with a star and sun projector do-hicky
on the firmament, or some such thing....all created by the supernatural invisible, almighty sky fairy.

[Astargath]

^^^ I've posted images that indicate there's a d...<snip..  blah blah blah ~ load of the usual trolling bollocks~ blabbity blah blah blah...>

Hey dude! Your April Fools 4th anniversary of the longest running nonsense troll thread on Bitcointalk is approaching!
What's say you, me and xempy celebrate and toast to the frisbee earth with an onyx metallic dome complete with a star and sun projector do-hicky
on the firmament, or some such thing....all created by the supernatural invisible, almighty sky fairy.

I will piss myself if on April 1st notbatman comes out and says the whole thing was really a troll and closed the thread.

[notbatman]

^^^ Consider the implications of the classical pre-copernican model being the correct one. This means you're living on an animated ball and your entire existence is a Saturday morning cartoon show.

There's a mountain of empirical evidence that the surface of the Earth is a circular (round) and stationary plain. The M&M experiment is just one example of such empirical evidence proving beyond a reasonable doubt, that the Earth does not move.

You're a joke and fool.

[Kylapoiss]

At least you're not Batman, people would actually listen to him as he seems to be more real than a flat earth.

[notbatman]

^^^








This is what photographs of Earth look like when they're not taken using your tax money:

[LUCKMCFLY]

The truth I think can not be flat, many studies have shown, I think the earth is very similar to an ellipse elongated horizontally being flat by its poles, is the closest thing I think it can be, taking into account that the Earth has a finite measure of numbers.

[Kylapoiss]

Well you can even see the curvature even when flying on a plane.

And again, why the truth should be hidden if the earth really was flat? Doesn't make any sense, it's not a typical conspiracy theory.

Like many say, this really must be a massive trolling thread, wtg

[exemplaar]

New skeptics joined the thread, so it is time a good time for more flat earth proofs:





+bonus video -airplanes prove flat earth (hence the name airPLANE not airglobe or airball):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h18ew13KEjw

[BADecker]

Did you ever run a comb through your hair, and then pick up a piece of paper with the comb? Most FE people think that it was static electricity. Really, it was gravity.

 

[MadmanAmazon]

The most convincing flat earth thread I’ve seen in a while. Would like to know more about the glass dome theory , as well as hollow earth?

[notbatman]

The most convincing flat earth thread I’ve seen in a while. Would like to know more about the glass dome theory , as well as hollow earth?

"glass dome theory"? It must be coincidence you asked! Here are my latest findings:



One tenant that the pre-copernican model (flat stationary earth) held was that there are multiple "crystal domes" covering the earth, seven of them to be exact.



There is some science to back this model, there is also an answer as to what is stopping model rockets when they reach extremely high altitudes. The atmosphere is in layers, some denser than others and due to variable temperature, pressure and the electric field it's not the simple case of a linear gradient. In the case of the upper layers, the gases are dense and in a state or phase of matter that can be described as a gaseous crystal (analogous to a liquid crystal). This advanced state can be exhibited by gases such as sulfur hexafluoride.

Speak Like Darth Vader with Sulfur Hexafluoride -- https://youtu.be/A7XdOyZIkko

There are layers of these super-dense gases with properties like a solid that form the so-called "crystal domes" of the pre-copernican model, this is what the model rockets are hitting.

It should be noted that the final top layer (the firmament) is a solid nickel-iron damascus type steel with an reflective golden oxide (crystal) coating.



As for "hollow earth" the pre-copernican model describes a place below the earth called "sheol",



I can't say much more at this point in time.






edit:
Perhaps the following video from Fossilien der Götter can help you understand that you're not living where you think you are...

https://youtu.be/5MGRCBkVS8I

Giants are a reality in the pre-copernican model.






If you're new to Flat Earth a good place to start is the following YouTube channel,

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXIovaBdnA4UHdd-TZ-MqRg

lots of great videos and links to get you pointed in right direction.












bonus:



Here's one from the 80's!

[Kylapoiss]

The most convincing flat earth thread I’ve seen in a while. Would like to know more about the glass dome theory , as well as hollow earth?

"glass dome theory"? It must be coincidence you asked! Here are my latest findings:



One tenant that the pre-copernican model (flat stationary earth) held was that there are multiple "crystal domes" covering the earth, seven of them to be exact.



There is some science to back this model, there is also an answer as to what is stopping model rockets when they reach extremely high altitudes. The atmosphere is in layers, some denser than others and due to variable temperature, pressure and the electric field it's not the simple case of a linear gradient. In the case of the upper layers, the gases are dense and in a state or phase of matter that can be described as a gaseous crystal (analogous to a liquid crystal). This advanced state can be exhibited by gases such as sulfur hexafluoride.

Speak Like Darth Vader with Sulfur Hexafluoride -- https://youtu.be/A7XdOyZIkko

There are layers of these super-dense gases with properties like a solid that form the so-called "crystal domes" of the pre-copernican model, this is what the model rockets are hitting.

It should be noted that the final top layer (the firmament) is a solid nickel-iron damascus type steel with an reflective golden oxide (crystal) coating.



As for "hollow earth" the pre-copernican model describes a place below the earth called "sheol",



I can't say much more at this point in time.






edit:
Perhaps the following video from Fossilien der Götter can help you understand that you're not living where you think you are...

https://youtu.be/5MGRCBkVS8I

Giants are a reality in the pre-copernican model.






If you're new to Flat Earth a good place to start is the following YouTube channel,

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXIovaBdnA4UHdd-TZ-MqRg

lots of great videos and links to get you pointed in right direction.












bonus:



Here's one from the 80's!

Ok this reply convinced me this is trolling, I admire you, Sir!

Will you try and make a new Guinness record on the longest April fools joke or smth?

[Astargath]

Nah, mate, this is not trolling, I know it might look like it but they are this delusional, anything that seems super ridiculous to you, it probably seems totally normal to them, these people are literal schizos. They can literally see other things, it's like taking 1kg of LSD, they are the same.

[notbatman]

Why I'm a Flat Earther 37 Must See Experiments -- https://youtu.be/4ZIZYx0oN6I (1:59:13)

Top Comment:
   "There are two kinds of people who still support the asinine globe paradigm : 1/The pathetically naïve , and 2/ The criminally disingenuous. ..."






[Ultimate Flat Earth Proof] Stationary Flat Earth – The Gyroscope Doesn't Lie  -- https://youtu.be/RF829QNKtT8 (14:19)

Two questions are answered in the above video experiments:
   1. Is this precision gyroscope capable of registering the alleged, slow spin of Earth? - Yes
   2. Can this gyroscope tell if the Earth is stationary? - Yes



   For those that want to claim modern optical and MEMs gyroscopes are measuring the earth's rotation because the readings are non-zero, they're "tilting at windmills". Quoted from Albert A. Michelson who, using the same class of optical device (a Michelson 1881 interferometer) said in regards to confirming the motion of the earth that, the results are "decidedly negative".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelson%E2%80%93Morley_experiment#Most_famous_%22failed%22_experiment <-- Read the quote from Michelson, don't be swayed by the disingenuous and biased spin the wiki author puts on it, he's "moving the goalposts". The experiment was to measure the earth's motion through the aether, the axiom of there being aether was never in question. Replications (Dufour & Prunier 1939) of the Sagnac Experiment (1911) have put the question of whether aether is light's medium to rest and, falsified relativity's attempt to explain the absence of any measurable motion.

"tilting at windmills" and "moving the goalposts" are not valid rebuttals to the established (Michelson & Morley 1887), replicated (Silvertooth 1986) and, empirically proven physical fact that the earth is stationary.

   






COMPRESSION: Debunking UPWARD refraction over the curve 31.63 miles flat -- https://youtu.be/Dt6mjnUdrxs (6:24)

   Comparison of upward vs downward refraction used try and to claim images refracting up and over the curvature of the Earth.
  
   See also: Full Day Time Lapse Superior Mirage 9/7/12 -- https://youtu.be/GyLzdQFU3Og (4:01)







The Chicago Skyline Expanded Edition - Part 1: Refraction, Magnification or Curvature? -- https://youtu.be/D3QGuBBHS3g (1:10:05)

[exemplaar]

+bonus video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N_wBY_3yXo

[DSTIGY]

The earth is flat.

[sirazimuth]

The most convincing flat earth thread I’ve seen in a while. Would like to know more about the glass dome theory , as well as hollow earth?

"glass dome theory"? It must be coincidence you asked! Here are my latest findings:



One tenant that the pre-copernican model (flat stationary earth) held was that there are multiple "crystal domes" covering the earth, seven of them to be exact....

<snipped hilarious  nonsense and cool gifs>

LOL...An especially Batty  ludicrous hilarious post for April Fools Day.
Proof positive this joker is yanking everyone's chain for past 4 years. (not mine tho)

I swear this nutter and his sockpuppet spend literally hours on a daily basis composing this silliness...
for what purpose?... phuck knows. Obviously has a lot of time on his hands. No surprise there.

[markstivn98]

The earth is flat.

We just certified the photos sent by NASA
Maybe the earth is spherical
Or it's flat
My eyes do not matter.