Flat Earth

[d_eddie]

Admiral Byrd knows
we're looking for Atlantis
mock the Bible...



























NOT!



#haiku
#JJG-not

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[notbatman]

Admiral Byrd was a homosexual.

It's the missing 4th corner, just grab an AE map and pin the tail on the donkey.

The Bible has talking snakes.

[BADecker]

Admiral Byrd was a homosexual.

It's the missing 4th corner, just grab an AE map and pin the tail on the donkey.

The Bible has talking snakes.

But if you place the Bible on a book shelf in the standard way books are placed on a bookshelf...

... and if you start at the left of the Bible as it sits on the bookshelf...

... you will have to go all the way through the Bible (almost) to find the talking snake.

Can you read backwards? Can you read the Bible on a bookshelf?

The Bible isn't about talking snakes. Take it down from the bookshelf, and read it daily. Hopefully you will be saved.

[notbatman]

^^^ The Bible keeps changing, it's more dynamic than I should expect for dried ink words printed on paper.

I recall the lion and the lamb, but it's a wolf and a lamb now-a-days. Just one example.

[BADecker]

^^^ The Bible keeps changing, it's more dynamic than I should expect for dried ink words printed on paper.

I recall the lion and the lamb, but it's a wolf and a lamb now-a-days. Just one example.

See? It's not the Bible that is changing. Rather it's the echoes in your inner space that are changing. You even admit this with your "I recall... ." But the Dead Sea Scrolls...

The Dead Sea Scrolls show that the Bible hasn't changed in more than 2000 years, way longer than any other book, and in far more numbers of copies, right? And in far more acceptance worldwide, right?

Since you think that globe Earth was the understanding in the ancient past, flat Earth is simply the echoes in your inner space, as well.

[notbatman]

^^^ How do you know the historical record isn't being artificially manipulated with a big magnet or something, it's based on the current state of matter? There's more going on here than my take on things.

I've seen entire movies that no longer exist, people like the fonz rise from the dead. Luke, I'm no longer your father!

Shortly before I made the OP, I was into the moon hoax after watching a Joe Rogan podcast. I could tell the Mars rover stuff was computer generated, every time they moved to a new area they used a different PRNG seed to render a scene from textures. The point I'm trying to make here is I knew NASA was full of it, and I re-watched Moonraker for the Moon landing hoax scene, Dolly having braces was still the most memorable scene in the movie!

A fame-by-fame analysis of the current Dolly scene shows evidence that the braces were edited out with a modern computer while, at the same time secure VHS copies made in the 80's mirror these CGI changes.

It's like history is getting all hashed up by a time machine connected to a bunch of super computers...

Who has a big magnet and a bunch of super computers? What's that shit they spray in the sky?

The mind boggles, should I expect cyborgs to start spawning in at any moment?

What if the cyborgs spawn at the same time the reptilians land?

[nutildah]

Admiral Byrd knows
we're looking for Atlantis
mock the Bible...



























NOT!



#haiku
#JJG-not

2 merits for a perfect haiku, well done.

Here's my Christmas gift for this thread. May all of you enjoy the holidays wherever you are around the globe. Also take a moment to be thankful for gravity, the moon, the sun, the solar system, and anything that is spherical and spins on an axis.

[sirazimuth]

Admiral Byrd was a homosexual.

It's the missing 4th corner, just grab an AE map and pin the tail on the donkey.

The Bible has talking snakes.

But if you place the Bible on a book shelf in the standard way books are placed on a bookshelf...

... and if you start at the left of the Bible as it sits on the bookshelf...

... you will have to go all the way through the Bible (almost) to find the talking snake.

Can you read backwards? Can you read the Bible on a bookshelf?

The Bible isn't about talking snakes. Take it down from the bookshelf, and read it daily. Hopefully you will be saved.

I don't want to read about murder and other despicable stuff, thank you.
Now stop being naughty, you two nutters, and get back on topic, or Santa won't bring you a new train set.
(or whatever it was you asked for, maybe a blow up doll? idk....)

[hornetsnest]

Happy christmas you motherfuckers 

[HI-TEC99]

I've found proof the flat earth map projection Azimuthal Equidistant denoted AE is the correct one. The north pole is at the center and, south is the ring of elevated ice around the outside rim.

Does Santa live at Earth's geographic North Pole, or North Pole in Alaska?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Pole,_Alaska

North Pole is a small city in the Fairbanks North Star Borough, Alaska, United States. It is part of the Fairbanks metropolitan statistical area. As of the 2010 United States Census, the city had a population of 2,117,[2] up from 1,570 in 2000. Despite its name, the city is about 1,700 miles (2,700 km) south of Earth's geographic North Pole and 125 miles (200 km) south of the Arctic Circle.

[Cryptotourist]

Dear Santa,

I think I've been a very good boy this year, so here is my wish:
Give Batty a set of balls & a working brain cell please.
The single working cell might help him realize that he has been full of bullshit, & the balls - just to admit it.

Thank you Santa.
CT

[sirazimuth]

.... Azimuthal Equidistant ....

^I kinda like the ring of that term.....



HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYONE!

[notbatman]

Truman-style square earth with hidden 4th wall continent:





edit:
FYI this is completely theoretical of course. However, there's no practical reason for ships or planes to travel through that area so who knows what's really there. I'm just going to assume for amusements sake that it's the lost continent of Atlantis and it's got a lot of snakes.

[Cryptotourist]

Truman-style square earth with hidden 4th wall continent:





edit:
FYI this is completely theoretical of course. However, there's no practical reason for ships or planes to travel through that area so who knows what's really there. I'm just going to assume for amusements sake that it's the lost continent of Atlantis and it's got a lot of snakes.

Oh Santa thank you, could have done without the black humor though.

~ Batty taking the piss ~

[notbatman]

Truman-style square earth with hidden 4th wall continent:





edit:
FYI this is completely theoretical of course. However, there's no practical reason for ships or planes to travel through that area so who knows what's really there. I'm just going to assume for amusements sake that it's the lost continent of Atlantis and it's got a lot of snakes.

Oh Santa thank you, could have done without the black humor though.

~ Batty taking the piss ~

You assume we're on a spinning, twisting, turning mad carnival ride to nowhere. At least my assumption, for shits and giggles sake is reasonable. It's not like I'm going to start publicly shaming you and calling you a fucking moron for not believing a difficult to test hypothesis.

The earth being flat and motionless is not an assumption and it's not a theory, flat earth is the default.

[odolvlobo]

Truman-style square earth with hidden 4th wall continent:

...
FYI this is completely theoretical of course. However, there's no practical reason for ships or planes to travel through that area so who knows what's really there. I'm just going to assume for amusements sake that it's the lost continent of Atlantis and it's got a lot of snakes.

There is not likely to be a continent there. Your area includes many charted islands including the Hawaiian Islands, Cook Islands, Pitcairn Islands, and French Polynesia.

[notbatman]

"BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL." -- Emergency Alert System (EAS) | Saturday, January 13, 2018 8:07 a.m. Hawaii–Aleutian Standard Time

I'm sure it was nothing...

[Cryptotourist]

It's not like I'm going to start publicly shaming you and calling you a fucking moron for not believing a difficult to test hypothesis.

Did you just write that?
#rope#oven#cocksmoker#cunt

OK, at least we're getting somewhere.
Difficult to test hypothesis? Do you admit that all this is a farce?

I'm sure it was nothing...

Nope, it was notsuperman.

[notbatman]

  I've got a reasonable hypothesis for where UFOs come from, and it's right in line with numerous reports of craft observed over the ocean.

inb4 it's all just swamp gas and weather balloons.







Meanwhile over at NASA they're preparing another "satellite" launch:





The earth may be covered by a dome and space nothing but a hoax however, that doesn't mean there isn't an electric saucer full of reptilians headed your way...

[odolvlobo]

notbatman,

I am traveling to Antarctica next week. I will be there for several days. Is there any evidence supporting FE that you would like me to gather or are there any experiments that you would like me to run?