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October 14, 2013, 01:55:52 PM |
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One evening the bitcoin blockchain came to a halt, it turns out Chuck Norris had mined all the remaining bitcoins, and the difficulty was larger than Graham's number.
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Ekaros
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October 14, 2013, 01:59:44 PM |
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One evening the bitcoin blockchain came to a halt, it turns out Chuck Norris had mined all the remaining bitcoins, and the difficulty was larger than Graham's number.
Chuck Norris started mining bitcoin, he left it with target of 0. |
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shuttleclock
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October 14, 2013, 02:08:16 PM |
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Why did the Bitcoin miner cross the road?
To tap into his neighbors electricity.
This is a good one! Lol  |
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yogi
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Hamster ate my bitcoin
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October 14, 2013, 05:04:48 PM |
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Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
A: The Leprechaun took it and traded it for bitcoins!
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Phinnaeus Gage
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
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October 14, 2013, 05:07:50 PM |
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So Secp256k1 walks into a bar and the bartender asks "can I have your order" and the curve group replies "115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337"
/rimshot
Whereupon the bartender replies, "We're all out of 115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337, but can I interest you fine lads with Optimus Prime? I use only the finest raspberry vodka.? |
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Phinnaeus Gage
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
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October 14, 2013, 05:10:21 PM |
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Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
A: The Leprechaun took it and traded it for bitcoins!
I've personally seen their wallet:  |
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Johnny Bitcoinseed
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Johnny Bitcoinseed
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October 30, 2013, 02:28:23 PM |
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I asked my banker what he thinks about bitcoin:
"Bitcoin should be banned", he replied as he sniffed up a line of coke with a hundred dollar bill in his nostril, "'because people use bitcoin to buy drugs".
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adamas
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VIS ET LIBERTAS
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October 31, 2013, 10:08:04 AM
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"Es ist kein Zeichen geistiger Gesundheit, gut angepasst an eine kranke Gesellschaft zu sein."
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grau
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December 31, 2013, 02:54:07 PM |
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jongameson
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December 31, 2013, 03:59:31 PM |
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A bitcoin walks into a bar..  |
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Klestin
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December 31, 2013, 04:01:54 PM |
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A frustrated miner walks past a bar.
I loled |
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bitjoint
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Commander of the Hodl Legions
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December 31, 2013, 07:20:20 PM |
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TotalPanda
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vertex output parameter not completely initialized
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December 31, 2013, 07:28:35 PM |
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It's real. Protect your wallet. Protect your cat  |
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cryptozark
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Cryptocurrency is my new obsession
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February 28, 2014, 07:39:57 PM |
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Current loving EAC: ejSN43uVk4Rw4u4Etcw4RvR8mN3Rn2LPfm
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matt.safia
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July 31, 2014, 11:47:27 PM |
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Chuck Norris mined 22 million Bitcoins with one hand
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luckyluigi
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August 01, 2014, 09:35:02 AM |
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You want to hear a cryptocurrency joke? Just check out Biebercoin...
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gelar24
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August 01, 2014, 09:44:56 AM |
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haha I think bitcoin best and funniest: P
and also with a lot of the funniest coin with very strange names strange: D
but the coin is not long term, so a month is dead: D
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Anders
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August 01, 2014, 09:52:20 AM |
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A bitcoin walks into a bar... and walks out as a very drunk Satoshi.
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Dread Pirate Roberts
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August 01, 2014, 10:02:50 AM |
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lol bitcoin its orange . orange not give happines but always gives money how my jokes cans makes you laugh right ? |
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Hobbes2
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August 27, 2014, 12:41:33 AM |
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