Boba
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October 14, 2013, 01:55:52 PM |
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One evening the bitcoin blockchain came to a halt, it turns out Chuck Norris had mined all the remaining bitcoins, and the difficulty was larger than Graham's number.
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The grue lurks in the darkest places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
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Ekaros
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October 14, 2013, 01:59:44 PM |
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One evening the bitcoin blockchain came to a halt, it turns out Chuck Norris had mined all the remaining bitcoins, and the difficulty was larger than Graham's number.
Chuck Norris started mining bitcoin, he left it with target of 0. |
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shuttleclock
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October 14, 2013, 02:08:16 PM |
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Why did the Bitcoin miner cross the road?
To tap into his neighbors electricity.
This is a good one! Lol  |
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yogi
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Hamster ate my bitcoin
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October 14, 2013, 05:04:48 PM |
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Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
A: The Leprechaun took it and traded it for bitcoins!
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Phinnaeus Gage
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
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October 14, 2013, 05:07:50 PM |
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So Secp256k1 walks into a bar and the bartender asks "can I have your order" and the curve group replies "115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337"
/rimshot
Whereupon the bartender replies, "We're all out of 115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337, but can I interest you fine lads with Optimus Prime? I use only the finest raspberry vodka.? |
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Phinnaeus Gage
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
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October 14, 2013, 05:10:21 PM |
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Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
A: The Leprechaun took it and traded it for bitcoins!
I've personally seen their wallet:  |
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Johnny Bitcoinseed
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Johnny Bitcoinseed
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October 30, 2013, 02:28:23 PM |
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I asked my banker what he thinks about bitcoin:
"Bitcoin should be banned", he replied as he sniffed up a line of coke with a hundred dollar bill in his nostril, "'because people use bitcoin to buy drugs".
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adamas
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VIS ET LIBERTAS
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October 31, 2013, 10:08:04 AM
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"Es ist kein Zeichen geistiger Gesundheit, gut angepasst an eine kranke Gesellschaft zu sein."
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grau
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December 31, 2013, 02:54:07 PM |
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jongameson
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December 31, 2013, 03:59:31 PM |
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A bitcoin walks into a bar..  |
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Klestin
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December 31, 2013, 04:01:54 PM |
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A frustrated miner walks past a bar.
I loled |
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bitjoint
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Commander of the Hodl Legions
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December 31, 2013, 07:20:20 PM |
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TotalPanda
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vertex output parameter not completely initialized
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December 31, 2013, 07:28:35 PM |
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It's real. Protect your wallet. Protect your cat  |
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cryptozark
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Cryptocurrency is my new obsession
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February 28, 2014, 07:39:57 PM |
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Current loving EAC: ejSN43uVk4Rw4u4Etcw4RvR8mN3Rn2LPfm
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matt.safia
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July 31, 2014, 11:47:27 PM |
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Chuck Norris mined 22 million Bitcoins with one hand
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luckyluigi
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August 01, 2014, 09:35:02 AM |
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You want to hear a cryptocurrency joke? Just check out Biebercoin...
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gelar24
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August 01, 2014, 09:44:56 AM |
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haha I think bitcoin best and funniest: P
and also with a lot of the funniest coin with very strange names strange: D
but the coin is not long term, so a month is dead: D
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Anders
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August 01, 2014, 09:52:20 AM |
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A bitcoin walks into a bar... and walks out as a very drunk Satoshi.
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Dread Pirate Roberts
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August 01, 2014, 10:02:50 AM |
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lol bitcoin its orange . orange not give happines but always gives money how my jokes cans makes you laugh right ? |
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Hobbes2
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August 27, 2014, 12:41:33 AM |
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