1Referee
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February 03, 2015, 08:52:41 PM |
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What does a miningpool say to transactions without fee?
Nothing. It just ignores them.
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BitNerd
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February 03, 2015, 08:54:21 PM |
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One year later... Ok here's one.
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. John pulls out his wallet, but then Mary says, "No I'll pay." She kindly asked the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "Sure do!", replies the bartender, whereupon Mary and the bartender give John a weird look. Mary pulls out her smart phone, and after a few seconds the bill is paid. John then says to Mary, "You're such a freak!" The end.[s/]
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. John pulls out his wallet, but then Mary says, "No I'll pay." She kindly asked the bartender, "Do you accept dollars?" "What the hell's that?", "It's a currency controlled by a central bank which can create indefinite amounts of money for itself at its own will" The bartender and John give Mary a weird look. Mary hands the bartender two pieces of old and dirty paper. The bartender blinks. John pulls out his smart phone, and after a few seconds the bill is paid. John then says to Mary, "You're such a freak!" The end. |
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altcoin hitler
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February 04, 2015, 01:06:37 PM
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balu2
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February 04, 2015, 01:46:41 PM |
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JaPeK
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April 29, 2015, 09:15:35 PM |
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Why did a bartender lost his job after getting into bitcoin?
He gave away the pub key.
What's the major difference between dollar and bitcoin?
Dollar has better jokes.
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ipbo
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April 30, 2015, 01:34:26 AM |
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What is the name of the son of Bitcoin?
It's Bitcent. lol
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BTC_Superman
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May 13, 2015, 01:37:49 PM |
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Q.What is Bitcoin? Ans. Bitter+Coin = Bitcoin  |
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Gasturcas
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November 14, 2016, 04:11:10 PM |
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I have one  A bum asks a man for ฿0.002. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?” A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.” LoL |
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ReLieD
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December 27, 2016, 02:40:35 PM |
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Joke of the century - Bitcoins will end one day |
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merchantofzeny
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December 28, 2016, 07:07:20 AM |
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LOLed at that "what n think I do" image. I dunno, can we really make btc funny? The big joke is on the people who did not buy it when it was low and those who will buy it expecting profits, only for it to crash. |
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justdimin
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December 28, 2016, 07:17:33 AM |
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I really heartfully wanted to thank OP for such a topic to get me some light time among my hectic schedules.
Along with jokes, I got many things to learn here, that might be the hidden purposes of this topic. Anyway I already started to think "differently" to contribute some jokes here.
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jam1nut0
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December 28, 2016, 07:44:31 AM |
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These bitcoin jokes aren't funny at all
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al0729
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December 28, 2016, 08:12:41 AM |
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what is the rhyme of bitcoin , bitbox HAHAHAHAH
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Xester
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December 28, 2016, 08:55:18 AM |
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BItcointalk.org forums are always serious, but this time its nice to read a witty lines. I appreciate this kind of things once in a while. Though the jokes are corny but it made me smile. It is light to the head and makes me to think what kind of joke will I place here.
Heres mine:
friend: Hey, bitcoins price inflating!
Me: I dont mind
Friend: Hey, bitcoins price is going down everybody is in panic!
Me: I dont mind
Friend: Why?
Me: I dont have bitcoins
hahahhaa, its corny but hope you like it.
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HCLivess
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=== NODE IS OK! ==
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December 28, 2016, 01:12:17 PM |
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god, so many unfunny and distasteful kids here.
Yo momma is so fat, I submitted a picture of her last Christmas to the blockchain, downloaded it on a different computer it's still printing because of the 4 tx/s limit hahaha so funny
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calkob
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December 28, 2016, 02:04:47 PM |
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no one in here should give up their day jobs these are some bad jokes,  suppose i might as well give it ago. Paddy Irish man walks into the bar and asks for a pint the bar tender says that will be $3 paddy says will you accept bitcoin barman says no we dont at that point paddy gets up and walks off saying "ok then thanks for the pint" |
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ReLieD
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December 28, 2016, 02:13:34 PM |
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If someone asks you what's up
Reply sky
Funny right !
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al0729
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December 28, 2016, 02:26:57 PM |
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what you call on monkey leader? . monkey king! HGHAHAHAHA
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December 29, 2016, 08:56:43 PM |
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I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does, how many miners does it take to change a light bulb? A million. One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.Knock Knock! Who's there? Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi nakamoto who? You will never know.
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