Bitcoin Jokes

[Havoc]

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[Desu]

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[Desu]

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[Desu]

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[wolftaur]

I don't really have any bitcoin jokes at the moment... but I'll probably have a hilarious bitcoin-and-newbie story soon enough. My mother's coming to visit, and this'll be her first time since I moved.

It's also going to be her first time since I started mining, and man, explaining the stacks of computers is going to be fun...

[teukon]

Can anyone explain why on the main forum for a new crypto-currency; a futuristic concept which should surely attract only those who have interest in and a good understanding of economics, mathematics, and computer security; that the most insightful and informative thread consists of 6 pages of naff jokes and images of cats?

[bitrebel]

Can anyone explain why on the main forum for a new crypto-currency; a futuristic concept which should surely attract only those who have interest in and a good understanding of economics, mathematics, and computer security; that the most insightful and informative thread consists of 6 pages of naff jokes and images of cats?

I like this one, too. Very funny!

[Desu]

Can anyone explain why on the main forum for a new crypto-currency; a futuristic concept which should surely attract only those who have interest in and a good understanding of economics, mathematics, and computer security; that the most insightful and informative thread consists of 6 pages of naff jokes and images of cats?

lawl, +1

[imperi]

I make the best threads... 

[£]

https://i.imgur.com/NkevY.jpg

Brilliant !! 

[lacedwithkerosene]

A couple of my old @bitcoinaddict tweets :

The only downside you see to bitcoin is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions.

How many bitcoin miners does it take to change a lightbulb? 1007. 1000 to struggle in vain, 1 to find the answer, & 6 to confirm the light.

[Trader Steve]

why did the bitcoin leave your wallet?

because, your wife bought your hillbilly ass some alpaca socks.

LOL

[Andre Jensen (World Bitcoin Exchange)]

wife: honey stop checkin ur iPhone.  y don't u make love 2 me?

husband: I am gay and like to mt. gox.

lmao...... funny as hell

[proudhon]

The dollar bill after its valued has been reduced to its equivalent in paper and Bitcoin takes over the world:

^ lol

[Phinnaeus Gage]

How many lifeguards does it take to save a drowning Bitcoin Miner?

It depends on the size of the pool.

[chiropteran]

Two currencies, a USD and a Euro, walk into a bar.

A BTC ducks.


Bitcoins.  The smarter currency.

[yogi]

Q.
What's a bitcoiners favourite fruit?

A.
Ultraprunes!

 

[RaTTuS]

ASICs

[Phinnaeus Gage]

One year later...

Ok here's one.

John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.

John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. John pulls out his wallet, but then Mary says, "No I'll pay." She kindly asked the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "Sure do!", replies the bartender, whereupon Mary and the bartender give John a weird look. Mary pulls out her smart phone, and after a few seconds the bill is paid. John then says to Mary, "You're such a freak!" The end.

[Phinnaeus Gage]