[ANN][DASH] Dash (dash.org) | First Self-Funding Self-Governing Crypto Currency

[fuzzyduck]

Have you guys seen this one yet?

The lovely lady from The Daily Decrypt. (dash mentioned and Evan on cam @ 0:55)

https://youtu.be/zH6CmaHlT9Q

[patrolman]

I just noticed something that made me LOL. On Poloniex, every time there are buys, there is a bot that sells a tiny amount of Dash. There is a purpose to this, to make Dash appear constantly red when viewed on sites like crypto wat.ch. It's like clockwork. Amazing.  

I also noticed that, sometimes ago. Always a smal sell on the top buy order after a buy.

If you're interested in accumulating Dash, setting up a bot to do that might work in your favour.

[volyova]

I just noticed something that made me LOL. On Poloniex, every time there are buys, there is a bot that sells a tiny amount of Dash. There is a purpose to this, to make Dash appear constantly red when viewed on sites like crypto wat.ch. It's like clockwork. Amazing. 

It's a conspiracy!

[TaoOfSaatoshi]

I just noticed something that made me LOL. On Poloniex, every time there are buys, there is a bot that sells a tiny amount of Dash. There is a purpose to this, to make Dash appear constantly red when viewed on sites like crypto wat.ch. It's like clockwork. Amazing.  

I also noticed that, sometimes ago. Always a smal sell on the top buy order after a buy.

If you're interested in accumulating Dash, setting up a bot to do that might work in your favour.

How would that work in your favour? (Serious question)

[TanteStefana2]

Have you guys seen this one yet?

The lovely lady from The Daily Decrypt. (dash mentioned and Evan on cam @ 0:55)

https://youtu.be/zH6CmaHlT9Q

Awesome!  First one is out!  I've been waiting for Tungfa to let us know, but looks like he's slow on the draw

Girl Power, Yah!

[alex-ru]

Have you guys seen this one yet?

The lovely lady from The Daily Decrypt. (dash mentioned and Evan on cam @ 0:55)

https://youtu.be/zH6CmaHlT9Q

Cool!

1:17
2:14
3:11

Dash is everywhere... 

[smoothie]

DASH mixing takes a very long time






Months before, Evan made a big deal out of Masternode blinding

Masternode blinding is working  

It's super fast, secure and should reduce mixing time by 80%+

https://github.com/darkcoin/darkcoin/commits/masternode-blinding

There is NO issue with Darksend, in fact the new masternode blinding system is quite impressive.

Masternode blinding was announced with much fanfare. All the usual suspects were so excited. Just look at how excited GhostPlayer, Toknormal and Minotaur26 were!








But then it was delayed  

************ Please Update To 11.2.22! ****************

- DS Speed Improvements : Darksend should be lightning fast now on mainnet. We're going to delay the implementation of masternode blinding because there's two separate mobile wallets that are in the process of implementing Darksend and the reference implementation needs to be super stable during this period of time. Once we have the mobile wallets done (which should have Darksend and InstantX support) we can move back to improving Darksend.

So now that both mobile wallets have been implemented, why hasn't the working Masternode Blinding been implemented into DASH? Why is it still taking 20+ hours to send a simple anon tx with DASH ??

Can we get an update from the DASH team about the ETA for Masternode Blinding? DASH mixing is horribly slow and unuseable. Thanks.

SO based on those posts/screencaps, Evan gave his own DASH community false hope and in fact if you look back on it, it was just hype that Masternode Blinding was "fast" and "working".

This entire history reminds me of an episode of American Greed.

Evan said: "Darksend should be lightning fast now" and a user 1 week ago posts it take 20 hours to mix some Dash using DarkSend?

[illodin]

Look at all these dashtards posting pictures because they can't answer simple questions about Masternode blinding and their failure of a dev eduffield

Keep forum sliding you pathetic Daeshers. Can't wait until you're all rotting in prison

They can't answer simple questions about Masternode blinding because the feature was announced 8 months ago and never spoken of again.

Same story for 2 Factor Authentication and I2P integration.

As DashHole Inc. cashes out the instamine, they need to keep the price pumped by issuing endless press releases about buzzwords and vaporware.

What will the fudders say if , in a couple of Years ( or Months )  the DASH project seemed to have became a succes ( which can also be not )

Any coin project is more likely to fail than it is to succeed. That said, I wouldn't be very interested in what they have to say at that point as they'd just be busy covering their tracks, but if DASH early adopters were to become millionaires the situation however would be very interesting for many reasons. 

[Jestah]

If you aren't invested, why do you care?   Use your clown logic and tell me why you are in this thread.  Dare ya.

But just like last time I asked for a real explanation....didn't get one and I won't be treated to your clown logic this time I bet.  Fire up your collective clown brain and explain it to us all, please.

I just saw no less than four ignored posts in a row, they are using clown logic to talk to themselves....... it's truly unreal.

[smoothie]

If you aren't invested, why do you care?   Use your clown logic and tell me why you are in this thread.  Dare ya.

But just like last time I asked for a real explanation....didn't get one and I won't be treated to your clown logic this time I bet.  Fire up your collective clown brains and explain it to us all, please.

I just saw no less than four ignored posts in a row, they are using clown logic to talk to themselves....... it's truly unreal.

I am here to warn noobs about Dash and its shady history.

I don't have to be invested in DASH to be able to do that.

 

[toknormal]

I am here to warn noobs about Dash and its shady history.

Then warn them about its bright future at the same time:


Cash is King: Why Dash has picked the right privacy model that is consistent with the objectives of a cash medium as opposed to a credit one:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=421615.msg12638377#msg12638377

Duffenomics: How Dash is addressing the adoption cycle with a twin market model that front loads adoption:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=421615.msg12549331#msg12549331

Transparency: How Dash is addressing the apparently conflicting requirements of blockchain transparency and blockchain privacy:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=421615.msg13125609#msg13125609

Confirmation times: Do they matter and how is Dash prioritising this performance property in the context of a cash-based monetary medium:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=421615.msg12506443#msg12506443

What is the impact on Dash of the advent of ‘Payment Channels’ ?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=421615.msg12823282#msg12823282

Pulblic vs Private Blockchains: Why did Dash stick with the ‘public blockchain model’ and not move to an obscured one ?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=421615.msg11035761#msg11035761

Where is Dash in terms of the technology adoption cycle ?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=421615.msg12542859#msg12542859

Roadmap: Where is Dash going from here ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQAuWYq3-Pc

[Lukas_Jackson]

If you aren't invested, why do you care?   Use your clown logic and tell me why you are in this thread.  Dare ya.

But just like last time I asked for a real explanation....didn't get one and I won't be treated to your clown logic this time I bet.  Fire up your collective clown brains and explain it to us all, please.

I just saw no less than four ignored posts in a row, they are using clown logic to talk to themselves....... it's truly unreal.

They are dying. I think their convulsion will last forever.
After years they will be old farts still alone in their small rooms laughing to a monitor being funny to themselves.
I think we should let it go.

[illodin]

If you aren't invested, why do you care?   Use your clown logic and tell me why you are in this thread.  Dare ya.

But just like last time I asked for a real explanation....didn't get one and I won't be treated to your clown logic this time I bet.  Fire up your collective clown brains and explain it to us all, please.

I just saw no less than four ignored posts in a row, they are using clown logic to talk to themselves....... it's truly unreal.

They think DASH is the reason why Monero isn't going anywhere and are angry.

We basically need 0.9 asap, followed by GUI+Trezor integration and a good functioning android app with xmr.to integration as a bonus.

Yes, go troll DASH threads some more and the GUI will be here faster. 

[Jestah]

Ok, that was an attempt at explaining but you failed - again.  Fire up your clown brain and tell me WHY YOU CARE.  FFS read my post you twit.

[Lukas_Jackson]

They think DASH is the reason why Monero isn't going anywhere and are angry.

Big Bad Dash going to conferences, talking to real people, trying to change something...Big Bad Dash.

hurry hurry we are soooo behind that freaking Big Bad Dash

LoL  

[patrolman]

I just noticed something that made me LOL. On Poloniex, every time there are buys, there is a bot that sells a tiny amount of Dash. There is a purpose to this, to make Dash appear constantly red when viewed on sites like crypto wat.ch. It's like clockwork. Amazing.  

I also noticed that, sometimes ago. Always a smal sell on the top buy order after a buy.

If you're interested in accumulating Dash, setting up a bot to do that might work in your favour.

How would that work in your favour? (Serious question)

If red is always seen when looking at the chart, it might be possible to convince some Dash holders who are noobie traders to dump into the buy orders you have set. This way you could potentially accumulate Dash at a lower price compared to eating up Dash sell orders on the books.

[TaoOfSaatoshi]

Have you guys seen this one yet?

The lovely lady from The Daily Decrypt. (dash mentioned and Evan on cam @ 0:55)

https://youtu.be/zH6CmaHlT9Q

Great vid! Lighthearted, fun. Sunny ways. So unlike some people on this forum.

This girl is going places...

https://twitter.com/taoofsatoshi/status/673999404840390656

[TaoOfSaatoshi]

I just noticed something that made me LOL. On Poloniex, every time there are buys, there is a bot that sells a tiny amount of Dash. There is a purpose to this, to make Dash appear constantly red when viewed on sites like crypto wat.ch. It's like clockwork. Amazing.  

I also noticed that, sometimes ago. Always a smal sell on the top buy order after a buy.

If you're interested in accumulating Dash, setting up a bot to do that might work in your favour.

How would that work in your favour? (Serious question)

If red is always seen when looking at the chart, it might be possible to convince some Dash holders who are noobie traders to dump into the buy orders you have set. This way you could potentially accumulate Dash at a lower price compared to eating up Dash sell orders on the books.

Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks.

[pille]

The Dash logo in 1st post needs to be fixed.

[Honest Tim]

This entire history reminds me of an episode of American Greed.

This entire thread (or at least the bit that you play) reminds me of the end of Gremlins.
You've got nothing left. Absolutely.... nothing.
Ice was prattling on about the blinding months ago, stupid dumb fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu5f3mADUA4