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December 14, 2014, 09:20:14 PM |
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I dont go to jail bud... I dont break laws.. I help promote and market coins... Its the devs who are in trouble.. dont you get that? You must be fucked to think with all the money I've made in the crypto world that I haven't been in touch with some of the best lawyers around to ensure what I do is above the law!!
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Bobsurplus
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December 14, 2014, 09:20:31 PM Last edit: December 14, 2014, 09:34:10 PM by Bobsurplus |
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And to the investor who said they invested because of me. I know. Trust me, i know. ...and im still working on the coin. Please continue to work on the coin.. I have some many milliomns left and I need a better exit price then this. keep up the good work, lies and bullshit.. It's making me more money daily!
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Bernays
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December 14, 2014, 09:25:10 PM |
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And to the investor who said they invested because of me. I know. Trust me, i know. ...and im still working on the coin. Please continue to worm on the coin.. I have some many milliomns left and I need a better exit price then this. keep up the good work, lies and bullshit.. It's making me more money daily! More assets to be seized?
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F-U_itsthePOLICE
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December 14, 2014, 09:27:03 PM |
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Once upon a time there was a guy named Bob.
He really should have lived thirty years earlier. His true calling – and I told him this several times – was to be a pimp running mid level hookers in Detroit or Cleveland. That’s where his taste for impressive champagnes and black cars and large powerboats rented by the hour would have found its natural home, its natural pasture.
Unfortunately for Bob, and unfortunately for a lot coins with teenage names like XCloud, XST, BitSwift, Halo, and BitBay, he came of age some thirty five years later in a time when fortunes were out there to be made, and young men in their mothers basements the world over were intent on making them.
This proved to also be unfortunate for a number of these young men who had recently made it out of their mothers’ basements and into the world of making crypto coins. They were brave dreamers, with teenage names like Umi, David, Lin, Paul, Salamander, and Steven – but to Bob, they were just players in the game.
Bob and these starry eyed boys did what starry eyed boys do. They hatched plans and they scammed people and used the money for hookers and blow and weed and mortgage payments. But it never seemed to lead to fairy tale endings. In fact, it led to train wrecks. Massive train wrecks.
This is a satisfying way for stories to end – everyone gets what they deserve. And in this situation, everyone seems to be getting what they deserve. Perfect moral structure in the story.
But to understand a train wreck, we need to understand who was driving the train, who was shoveling coal, who was the monkey, and who built the tracks. We have to go back to the beginning. We have to figure out how Bob and Steve and David and Paul and Lin and Umi and Salamander all know each other - if we want to understand why they now all hate each other, and are tearing each other apart in public. We have to choose a beginning for this story. Luckily that is easy. It begins with a strange thing happening to a coin called Liberty coin.
To be continued.
Ah....another of Kid Crypto's shill acounts. You know the dev of Librex coin, the one that's still in the sack with Bob-O. Is this still in your 50 bitcointalk shill accounts or have you expanded? Funny how you left them out of your story......
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JohnTheSalch
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December 14, 2014, 09:29:39 PM |
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And to the investor who said they invested because of me. I know. Trust me, i know. ...and im still working on the coin. Please continue to worm on the coin.. I have some many milliomns left and I need a better exit price then this. keep up the good work, lies and bullshit.. It's making me more money daily! Didn't you say last week that you were done with the coin? LOL can't keep up with the lies man. What you mean to say is "I have scared people in my group that bought at ICO level and need an exit". Will they dump on command though? I doubt it. Quite possibly you bought more on this FUD spam, no doubt, but I'm sure your group can't afford to exit for a long long long time. How long do you think they will continue to play ball if you are making money on the swings while they have all their btc locked up at ICO levels?
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Bobsurplus
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December 14, 2014, 09:38:37 PM |
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And to the investor who said they invested because of me. I know. Trust me, i know. ...and im still working on the coin. Please continue to worm on the coin.. I have some many milliomns left and I need a better exit price then this. keep up the good work, lies and bullshit.. It's making me more money daily! Didn't you say last week that you were done with the coin? LOL can't keep up with the lies man. What you mean to say is "I have scared people in my group that bought at ICO level and need an exit". Will they dump on command though? I doubt it. Quite possibly you bought more on this FUD spam, no doubt, but I'm sure your group can't afford to exit for a long long long time. How long do you think they will continue to play ball if you are making money on the swings while they have all their btc locked up at ICO levels? I never sell off all my coins.. and tbh.. I am gonna take a break for a bit.. only because tomorrow I'll be flying outa country to take some of my close friends on a holiday getaway. If anyone is gonna be in the french polynesia islands over the coming weeks hit me up! Happy holidays to everyone and their family. See ya in 2015!
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Bobsurplus
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December 14, 2014, 09:43:03 PM |
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And to the investor who said they invested because of me. I know. Trust me, i know. ...and im still working on the coin. Please continue to worm on the coin.. I have some many milliomns left and I need a better exit price then this. keep up the good work, lies and bullshit.. It's making me more money daily! Didn't you say last week that you were done with the coin? LOL can't keep up with the lies man. What you mean to say is "I have scared people in my group that bought at ICO level and need an exit". Will they dump on command though? I doubt it. Quite possibly you bought more on this FUD spam, no doubt, but I'm sure your group can't afford to exit for a long long long time. How long do you think they will continue to play ball if you are making money on the swings while they have all their btc locked up at ICO levels? I never sell off all my coins.. and tbh.. I am gonna take a break for a bit.. only because tomorrow I'll be flying outa country to take some of my close friends on a holiday getaway. If anyone is gonna be in the french polynesia islands over the coming weeks hit me up! Happy holidays to everyone and their family. See ya in 2015! Good to know they can pick you up at the airport. -BitSwift We are flying private, tell them to come find me at Starlink... maybe then can even get a pic of the jet fueling up. LMAO.. you're pathetic.
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December 14, 2014, 09:43:09 PM |
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And to the investor who said they invested because of me. I know. Trust me, i know. ...and im still working on the coin. Please continue to worm on the coin.. I have some many milliomns left and I need a better exit price then this. keep up the good work, lies and bullshit.. It's making me more money daily! Didn't you say last week that you were done with the coin? LOL can't keep up with the lies man. What you mean to say is "I have scared people in my group that bought at ICO level and need an exit". Will they dump on command though? I doubt it. Quite possibly you bought more on this FUD spam, no doubt, but I'm sure your group can't afford to exit for a long long long time. How long do you think they will continue to play ball if you are making money on the swings while they have all their btc locked up at ICO levels? I never sell off all my coins.. and tbh.. I am gonna take a break for a bit.. only because tomorrow I'll be flying outa country to take some of my close friends on a holiday getaway. If anyone is gonna be in the french polynesia islands over the coming weeks hit me up! Happy holidays to everyone and their family. See ya in 2015! Running already. Gotta get away from the police and the people you scammed. Gotta spend that money before they have a chance to take it from you.
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Bobsurplus
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December 14, 2014, 09:44:43 PM |
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And to the investor who said they invested because of me. I know. Trust me, i know. ...and im still working on the coin. Please continue to worm on the coin.. I have some many milliomns left and I need a better exit price then this. keep up the good work, lies and bullshit.. It's making me more money daily! Didn't you say last week that you were done with the coin? LOL can't keep up with the lies man. What you mean to say is "I have scared people in my group that bought at ICO level and need an exit". Will they dump on command though? I doubt it. Quite possibly you bought more on this FUD spam, no doubt, but I'm sure your group can't afford to exit for a long long long time. How long do you think they will continue to play ball if you are making money on the swings while they have all their btc locked up at ICO levels? I never sell off all my coins.. and tbh.. I am gonna take a break for a bit.. only because tomorrow I'll be flying outa country to take some of my close friends on a holiday getaway. If anyone is gonna be in the french polynesia islands over the coming weeks hit me up! Happy holidays to everyone and their family. See ya in 2015! Running already. Gotta get away from the police and the people you scammed. Gotta spend that money before they have a chance to take it from you. Are you joking me... I made more money in 2012-2013 then I made ever... My money is LONG... cant spend it all even if i wanted to.. well... I could but I'm good with money.. know how to save and make it last a lifetime! It comes with the territory of being a jew I guess!
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December 14, 2014, 09:44:49 PM |
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I don't run Windows because it's a shit-os. So go figure, I boot it up and launch BitBay, because it's the only operating system that I can run it on right now (with smart-contracts) and boy I gotta say.
What... is... this?
How can a decentralized marketplace be moderated? If it's being done by a process of token based voting, then that's cool. Doesn't seem to be though.
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December 14, 2014, 09:48:18 PM |
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And to the investor who said they invested because of me. I know. Trust me, i know. ...and im still working on the coin. Please continue to worm on the coin.. I have some many milliomns left and I need a better exit price then this. keep up the good work, lies and bullshit.. It's making me more money daily! Didn't you say last week that you were done with the coin? LOL can't keep up with the lies man. What you mean to say is "I have scared people in my group that bought at ICO level and need an exit". Will they dump on command though? I doubt it. Quite possibly you bought more on this FUD spam, no doubt, but I'm sure your group can't afford to exit for a long long long time. How long do you think they will continue to play ball if you are making money on the swings while they have all their btc locked up at ICO levels? I never sell off all my coins.. and tbh.. I am gonna take a break for a bit.. only because tomorrow I'll be flying outa country to take some of my close friends on a holiday getaway. If anyone is gonna be in the french polynesia islands over the coming weeks hit me up! Happy holidays to everyone and their family. See ya in 2015! Running already. Gotta get away from the police and the people you scammed. Gotta spend that money before they have a chance to take it from you. Are you joking me... I made more money in 2012-2013 then I made ever... My money is LONG... cant spend it all even if i wanted to.. well... I could but I'm good with money.. know how to save and make it last a lifetime! It comes with the territory of being a jew I guess! Cool. Hey what price is your final dump? Just so people can plan ahead..
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Forgive my petulance and oft-times, I fear, ill-founded criticisms, and forgive me that I have, by this time, made your eyes and head ache with my long letter. But I cannot forgo hastily the pleasure and pride of thus conversing with you.
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The Sound And Fury
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December 14, 2014, 09:49:27 PM |
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Once upon a time there was a guy named Bob.
He really should have lived thirty years earlier. His true calling – and I told him this several times – was to be a pimp running mid level hookers in Detroit or Cleveland. That’s where his taste for impressive champagnes and black cars and large powerboats rented by the hour would have found its natural home, its natural pasture. Unfortunately for Bob, and unfortunately for a lot coins with teenage names like XCloud, XST, BitSwift, Halo, and BitBay, he came of age some thirty five years later in a time when fortunes were out there to be made, and young men in their mothers basements the world over were intent on making them.
This proved to also be unfortunate for a number of these young men who had recently made it out of their mothers’ basements and into the world of making crypto coins. They were brave dreamers, with teenage names like Miu, David, Lin, Paul, Salamander, and Steven – but to Bob, they were just players in the game.
Bob and these starry eyed boys did what starry eyed boys do. They hatched plans and they scammed people and used the money for hookers and blow and weed and mortgage payments. But it never seemed to lead to fairy tale endings. In fact, it led to train wrecks. Massive train wrecks. This is a satisfying way for stories to end – everyone gets what they deserve. And in this situation, everyone seems to be getting what they deserve. Perfect moral structure in the story. But to understand a train wreck, we need to understand who was driving the train, who was shoveling coal, who was the monkey, and who built the tracks. We have to go back to the beginning. We have to figure out how Bob and Steve and David and Paul and Lin and Salamander all know each other - if we want to understand why they now all hate each other, and are tearing each other apart in public. We have to choose a beginning for this story. Luckily that is easy. It begins with a strange thing happening to a coin called Liberty coin.
To be continued.
Part 2: Liberty Coin
Call me Ishmael. Many months ago, having lost a fair amount of BTC on a coin with the teenage name of Cloak I resolved to set off into the distant oceans of treachery to find for myself the source of my downfall.
The days of Cloak were heady – it was The Promised Coin. The lines on the chart seemed like they could only go up. In the bloodrush of my approaching wealth I remember the flushing feeling of reading these two lines in the forum from someone named Bob Surplus - “I really like this coin. I’m gonna crack open a cold wallet when I get home and buy some more.”
That night was like deep crypto Viagra. Cloak doubled in price, the rest of the world simply ceased to exist. But like all good things - sex, packets of cocaine, the Talking Heads - the ending came. And it was brutal. Not only did I not sell at the top, I doubled down in the 20’s, thinking, what a steal.
Everyone reading this knows what happened next. Turns out a teenaged boy barely out of his mother’s basement put one over on me and everyone like me. Except for one person it seems.
Bob Surplus.
And lo and behold, just by chance the next day I happened upon a thread called “Winning Altcoin Picks” started by – you guessed it, gentle reader. Bob Surplus. Cracker of cold wallets. Former Eternal Lover of Cloak.
I resolved to meet my situation with fortitude. I mustered my sense of greed and rapaciousness and moral indifference and immediately sent a pm requesting a BTC address that I might follow the Master, and enter the Way.
What happened next happened very fast. Not being a young virgin innocent to the ways of the world, I can only use the young virgin metaphor in a literary sense but it will do. My violation was immediate and complete. I was immediately asked to post approving comments on his recruitment thread, this I did without hesitation. There were other young men gathering; it had the feeling of jihad. The smell of stacks was strong, like a Tunisian perfume.
We were ushered into a chat where talk of penises was routine. That and an immediate feeling of camaraderie. I do not know if these two things were connected. I suspect they were. I had no time to meditate on this; we were told that a play was about to happen; that we should get our coins onto two exchanges. What happened next happened so fast I will be able to cover it in two sentences. We were told the play was a coin called Xcloud, and to buy in slowly, up to 4 btc worth. Everyone did this, the coin exploded, and some few hours later I exited – coached by the group’s senior members - with 8 btc. Up 4 btc in a couple hours.
Now this was exhausting work – drinking beer, making penis jokes, and padding order books – so I went right to bed afterwards. When I woke up and looked at the charts, xCloud looked like a sad and deflated penis. I apologize gentle reader. It is a sleazy world I am leading you into. But truth is an unvarnished thing. Ask David, and Paul, and Bob, and Steve and …. Oh wait a minute. Nevermind.
Later that afternoon the chat was jovial. The talk of stacks and hookers and penises ran like a deep and powerful river. But then the mood changed. Our beloved lieutenants withdrew from the brotherly conversation. And when they returned, they had our marching orders. It seemed a coin had come to Bob’s restless attention. And it was time for us – Bob’s own Roman Crypto Legion – to gird our loins for battle again.
To be continued.
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Bobsurplus
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December 14, 2014, 09:50:00 PM |
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And to the investor who said they invested because of me. I know. Trust me, i know. ...and im still working on the coin. Please continue to worm on the coin.. I have some many milliomns left and I need a better exit price then this. keep up the good work, lies and bullshit.. It's making me more money daily! Didn't you say last week that you were done with the coin? LOL can't keep up with the lies man. What you mean to say is "I have scared people in my group that bought at ICO level and need an exit". Will they dump on command though? I doubt it. Quite possibly you bought more on this FUD spam, no doubt, but I'm sure your group can't afford to exit for a long long long time. How long do you think they will continue to play ball if you are making money on the swings while they have all their btc locked up at ICO levels? I never sell off all my coins.. and tbh.. I am gonna take a break for a bit.. only because tomorrow I'll be flying outa country to take some of my close friends on a holiday getaway. If anyone is gonna be in the french polynesia islands over the coming weeks hit me up! Happy holidays to everyone and their family. See ya in 2015! Running already. Gotta get away from the police and the people you scammed. Gotta spend that money before they have a chance to take it from you. Are you joking me... I made more money in 2012-2013 then I made ever... My money is LONG... cant spend it all even if i wanted to.. well... I could but I'm good with money.. know how to save and make it last a lifetime! It comes with the territory of being a jew I guess! Cool. Hey what price is your final dump? Just so people can plan ahead.. we'll see how high steven dai and hanlin pump it... I'll make sure im out on top though.. I got a knack for knowing these things.
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Bernays
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December 14, 2014, 09:58:04 PM |
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And to the investor who said they invested because of me. I know. Trust me, i know. ...and im still working on the coin. Please continue to worm on the coin.. I have some many milliomns left and I need a better exit price then this. keep up the good work, lies and bullshit.. It's making me more money daily! Didn't you say last week that you were done with the coin? LOL can't keep up with the lies man. What you mean to say is "I have scared people in my group that bought at ICO level and need an exit". Will they dump on command though? I doubt it. Quite possibly you bought more on this FUD spam, no doubt, but I'm sure your group can't afford to exit for a long long long time. How long do you think they will continue to play ball if you are making money on the swings while they have all their btc locked up at ICO levels? I never sell off all my coins.. and tbh.. I am gonna take a break for a bit.. only because tomorrow I'll be flying outa country to take some of my close friends on a holiday getaway. If anyone is gonna be in the french polynesia islands over the coming weeks hit me up! Happy holidays to everyone and their family. See ya in 2015! Lucky guy http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/south-pacific-islands-prepare-to-sue-french-government-for-1billion-over-nuclear-tests-9879653.htmlSend us picture when you take a dip in those quiet little ponds of still water
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December 14, 2014, 10:36:09 PM |
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Can you feel the walls closing in bobby yeah.. them glass windows in my penthouse 30+ stories up really feels tight! Dont you get it??? I could care less... You guys think you know me... but none of you really do! I can say with confidence. I do. This will be my last post. The world now knows what you did and have done. I ask the crypto community to either side with a scamming looser or with developers who CARE about the future of crypto-currency. I choose Crypto. Bye everyone, hope what I have said helps clear the air re:zimebeck. None of you guys care about crypto.. you all just care about making money... Its ok.. blocknet chats... they coming... bitswift chats.. they coming.... Blocknet chats? Blocknet has nothing to hide,and is not a scam. The funds are held in secured escrow'd accounts and the address's public. The alpha prototype client can be compiled from github... so don't bring blocknet in this shit storm and Bitswift was saved by Paul and he's actively developing the features some of which are ALREADY available in the v2 wallet Dan
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December 14, 2014, 10:49:28 PM |
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One week of non stop FUD and the price actually goes up. Bobsurplus no longer controls anything in the cryptoworld. He has become irrelevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg9_Lx2AWaEGather 'round people Wherever you roam And admit that the waters Around you have grown And accept it that soon You'll be drenched to the bone If your time to you Is worth savin' Then you better start swimmin' Or you'll sink like a stone For the times they are a-changin' Come writers and critics Who prophesize with your pen Keep your eyes wide The chance won't come again Don't speak too soon For the wheel's still in spin And there's no tellin' who That it's namin' For the loser now Will be later to win For the times they, they are a-changin' Come senators, Congressmen Please heed the call Don't stand at the doorway Don't block up the hall For he that gets hurt Will be he who has stalled There's a battle outside And it's ragin' It'll soon shake your windows And rattle your walls For the times they are a-changin' Come mothers and fathers Throughout the land Don't criticize What you can't understand Your sons and your daughters Are beyond your command Your old road is Rapidly agin' Please get out of the new one If you can't lend your hand For your times they are a-changin' The line it is drawn And the curse it is cast The slow one now Will later be fast As the present now Your old road Will later be past Rapidly fadin' And the first one now Will later be last For the times they are a-changin' Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A-changin'
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December 14, 2014, 10:49:35 PM |
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Wow. I thought i was keeping an eye on this 'cuz i lost a few bones and am frickin pissed but look who all is suddenly showing up and showing their flags, pissing all over this thread and marking territory.
The BitSwift Dev.
XC main dev.
Wtf?
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December 14, 2014, 10:52:59 PM |
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Wow. I thought i was keeping an eye on this 'cuz i lost a few bones and am frickin pissed but look who all is suddenly showing up and showing their flags, pissing all over this thread and marking territory.
The BitSwift Dev.
XC main dev.
Wtf?
Hi Bob or Tor.
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