fgervais
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October 08, 2012, 10:38:47 PM |
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Crossposting, because this shit's gold. Re: getting 4200$ in donations: I never said anything about $40k, mlawrence.
Evolve, one of the parties was my parents, yes. The other one, I don't even know, I just got a check, out of nowhere.
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October 08, 2012, 10:43:10 PM |
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So, "dank", you claim to be running a "bank".
As such, I am sure you realize that calling yourself a bank carries with it certain legal liabilities. So let me ask you a few questions.
Are you BHC compliant? Are you FDIC insured? Do you have a copy of your charter and filed paperwork available for review? Finally, (assuming your paperwork isnt in order) how do you feel about Federal prison?
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"It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a Free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even of his personal services to the defense of it." -George Washington
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fgervais
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October 08, 2012, 10:45:17 PM |
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So, "dank", you claim to be running a "bank".
As such, I am sure you realize that calling yourself a bank carries with it certain legal liabilities. So let me ask you a few questions.
Are you BHC compliant? Are you FDIC insured? Do you have a copy of your charter and filed paperwork available for review? Finally, (assuming your paperwork isnt in order) how do you feel about Federal prison?
*crosses fingers, mutters under breath* *Please be Chris Hansen* *Please be Chris Hansen*
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dank (OP)
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October 08, 2012, 10:55:29 PM |
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That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
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fgervais
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October 08, 2012, 10:58:00 PM |
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That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
Bahahaha, so naive. You're giving yourself free licence to act anyway you want, 'cause it's their fault if they don't take it the "right way". Also, if I can't make you feel anything, why so serious?
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October 08, 2012, 10:58:43 PM |
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Answer my questions, "dank".
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October 08, 2012, 11:02:34 PM |
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Answer my questions, "dank".
I have a question. Is it legal to impersonate an agent of the federal government? Go away. Dank Bank is entirely legal and financially sound in every way.
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"Money is like manure: Spread around, it helps things grow. Piled up in one place, it just stinks."
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repentance
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October 08, 2012, 11:03:49 PM |
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That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
Most of us have enough integrity to not ask for handouts from those with whom we're in conflict, from whom we're estranged, or who we plain just don't like, though. If you asked a girlfriend with whom you'd broken up and who was going through hell over the break up to give you money, you'd be a prized douche-bag. You might want to pick a better analogy.
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All I can say is that this is Bitcoin. I don't believe it until I see six confirmations.
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October 08, 2012, 11:06:43 PM |
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You do realize that actively promoting a criminal act is a criminal act in and of itself, right "Rarity"? Conspiring with "dank" in his alleged criminal enterprise is probably not a wise move.
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"It may be laid down as a primary position, and the basis of our system, that every Citizen who enjoys the protection of a Free Government, owes not only a proportion of his property, but even of his personal services to the defense of it." -George Washington
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October 08, 2012, 11:09:42 PM |
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You do realize that actively promoting a criminal act is a criminal act in and of itself, right "Rarity"? Conspiring with "dank" in his alleged criminal enterprise is probably not a wise move.
How about calling yourself a SEC Agent?
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I post for interest - not signature spam. https://vod.fan - fast/free image sharing - coming Oct! Will Theymos finish his $100,000,000 forum before this one shuts down?
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kentrolla
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October 08, 2012, 11:11:31 PM |
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SEC - South East Conference.
So I can punch someone in the face and it's their fault for feeling pain.
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October 08, 2012, 11:11:57 PM |
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You do realize that actively promoting a criminal act is a criminal act in and of itself, right "Rarity"? Conspiring with "dank" in his alleged criminal enterprise is probably not a wise move.
I will not be interrogated by a fraud who is besmirching the good name of the United States government. I will be reporting you to the federal government for impersonating a federal agent. Continue at your own risk. I am contacting the SEC here, which provides easy access to how to report violations of SEC policy such as fraudulent securities or ponzi schemes or other violations such as your impersonation of an agent of the federal government: http://www.sec.gov/complaint/select.shtml
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bitcoinbear
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October 08, 2012, 11:12:37 PM |
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You do realize that actively promoting a criminal act is a criminal act in and of itself, right "Rarity"? Conspiring with "dank" in his alleged criminal enterprise is probably not a wise move.
How about calling yourself a SEC Agent? Do you have any evidence that he is not a SEC agent?
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dank (OP)
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October 08, 2012, 11:17:12 PM |
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That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
Most of us have enough integrity to not ask for handouts from those with whom we're in conflict, from whom we're estranged, or who we plain just don't like, though. If you asked a girlfriend with whom you'd broken up and who was going through hell over the break up to give you money, you'd be a prized douche-bag. You might want to pick a better analogy. Yeah, except I love my parents and am not trying to break up in anyway with them. SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.
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Bitcoin Oz
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October 08, 2012, 11:18:14 PM |
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You do realize that actively promoting a criminal act is a criminal act in and of itself, right "Rarity"? Conspiring with "dank" in his alleged criminal enterprise is probably not a wise move.
How about calling yourself a SEC Agent? Do you have any evidence that he is not a SEC agent? Ask to see his badge
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fgervais
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October 08, 2012, 11:18:34 PM |
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That's like saying I break up with a girl and she takes it the wrong way, goes through hell, and it's my fault. Nobody can make you feel anything, you make yourself feel emotions, it's 100% in your control. Furthermore, you know nothing about my experiences with my family, who are you to judge?
Most of us have enough integrity to not ask for handouts from those with whom we're in conflict, from whom we're estranged, or who we plain just don't like, though. If you asked a girlfriend with whom you'd broken up and who was going through hell over the break up to give you money, you'd be a prized douche-bag. You might want to pick a better analogy. Yeah, except I love my parents and am not trying to break up in anyway with them. SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.This is pathetically hilarious, for those of us who are minimally grounded in reality...
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October 08, 2012, 11:20:46 PM |
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While you are at it, forums user "Rarity", report "dank" and all of the other scams on the forum. You should be fighting hard to get all the security and lending frauds off of this board instead of conspiring with "dank" to fleece innocent victims.
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October 08, 2012, 11:20:56 PM |
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SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.
Of course dank bank is a ponzi. It offers payment rates that you can't afford and have to beg your parents for help. You also have kept your identity a secret and you do not explain how you make your money. Plus, you have a history of not being honest.
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I post for interest - not signature spam. https://vod.fan - fast/free image sharing - coming Oct! Will Theymos finish his $100,000,000 forum before this one shuts down?
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fgervais
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October 08, 2012, 11:23:11 PM |
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SEC, get out of thread, Dank Bank is not a ponzi or financial institution.
Of course dank bank is a ponzi. It offers payment rates that you can't afford and have to beg your parents for help. You also have kept your identity a secret and you do not explain how you make your money. Plus, you have a history of not being honest. He's honest within the hallucinated frame of reality he created. Or in another reality of the multiverse. Fuck, I can't even keep up any more.
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October 08, 2012, 11:25:03 PM |
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While you are at it, forums user "Rarity", report "dank" and all of the other scams on the forum. You should be fighting hard to get all the security and lending frauds off of this board instead of conspiring with "dank" to fleece innocent victims.
When I see any illegal activity, I immediately report it as any good citizen should. In fact I went out of my way to keep Dank from breaking the law by opening a store to sell illegal drug paraphernalia. However, in this thread the only person breaking the law is you. Dank Bank is entirely legal. If any real agents of the government wish to discuss anything with me, I am easy to find: raritybestpony@gmail.com
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