Do that.
Since CP is viewed as pictures & videos, throw all the cameras you have for taking pictures & videos.
Also throw all the money you made so far using pictures & videos, coz the money you got from being "Professional filmmaker" is somewhat related to CP.
Also you have to kill yourself, coz you have the nickname "film2240", it has the word film, which can be used to capture images or videos of CP.

From what i've heard, all they put in the blockchain were URLs; and i'm not even sure if they are in plaintext.

1. There is one in the making for that

2. I'm not sure if it is possible, I tend to think it isn't, but

as for both points - and do not take this personally as it is just a general statement - it seems to me that people have forgotten what cryptocoins are all about.  They are only partly about mining.
 
Coins are not FOR the miners, as such, they are intended as a currency, a medium of exchange. Sure, we can have a coin that's only minable for a set amount of people, but that itself brings nothing to the table. Any coin solely designed around that is destined to fail unless it brings something to new to the table and/or people behind it manage to push it in a clever way and it achieves widespread adoption.

The only thing that puts value behind them in the long run is its usefulness as a currency.
So yes, we can have all sorts of special coins, as experiments, i'm not agains that, but their value will be highly speculative and will fade into obscurity within weeks.

There are a lot of threads about taxation and FinCEN regulation on this forum. Now you can pay taxes, register yourself as Money Service Business (MSB) and sleep well, but... The state won't stop and will continue to strangle Bitcoin. One day it will make Bitcoin illegal.

Now the state collects data who uses Bitcoin, so in the future (when Bitcoin becomes illegal) they'll pay very close attention to those who declared that they "touched" bitcoins. It's a well known trick:
1. Pretend you are just going to regulate something.
2. Collect data about users.
3. Make it illegal.
4. Spy the users.
5. Prosecute those who violate the law.

Keep this in mind...

My girlfriend and I are college age students looking to make a little bit of spare money and store a little bit in this system we both believe in.

But putting our faith in a decentralized system of currency aside, we still are looking for a way to make bills a little less daunting while finishing school.

We're both very sexually open, we think sex and sharing it is a thing to be celebrated, not fucking blurred because the dark part of your titty is showing.

What I propose is a 1:1 trade until we both establish a mutually trustworthy arrangement.

i.e. She and I will take your requests, picture or video, and send 1/x for 1/x of payment, so say you want a set of her licking something off a food items and there are 50 pictures and the agreed upon price is 1 bc, then every picture we send, you'll send 0.02 btc.

And we can continue this way until we both feel comfortable doing larger trades if our interests align and we decide to keep trading in the future.

She : 5'2", brunnette, 130 lbs, 32C, size 3 waist
Me: 6'0", brown hair, 200 lbs, 6", 34 waist

We are both 21, me being the oldest and turning 22 in the near months

We have played with this idea before, but she is more held back about her face showing up on the internet, but I have assured her that any bitcoin supporter is going to be the most discrete internet user we can find.

So in summary, we are up for many, many things, price can be negotiated depending on degree of what "thing" you want of us, or just her, or just me, we're not agaisnt single shows.

So just leave a comment or send me a message if you would prefer to keep it discreete.

If stats seem falsified, we can discuss in our negotiations on how to verify to we are not some 15 year old kid creating some grandiose story with some pictures from google.

How about a spot in a film?