Folks, what we're seeing here is unbridled panic. Kevin tells me via PM that he's ordering dinner for me this evening; I'll share pictures once it arrives.

Had mostly stopped, but KevinWoodCollector started up with the personal threats again...






Montauk... that's near Mastic, isn't it?

Why aren't you listed on TICA's breeder archive? Is it because you haven't signed the TICA code of ethics? Sounds super shady. I bet your papers are counterfeit; I'm almost certain there were laws passed in the 30th Congress about this very thing.

I'd say you've been hitting the wooden bong pretty hard and you're dumb as a block of wood, given the amount of evidence you've left behind. You probably believe you actually buried those coins!

Oh yeah, this one:

Wooden bullet, hmm.



Looks familiar.



Now where did I see that before?




Oh yeah, this asshole right here.

Now where did I see that window, plug and railing before?




Northern Maine? Ambajejus Lake is in Northern Maine, just near Millinocket! Didn't WC say he was from there?

Maybe it's a coincidence. He does sell other wood things:



Wait now, that looks familiar...



Maybe it's a coincidence. He does sell other wood things:



Hmmm.... I wonder if the same email that was used to register ambajejus.com -- bitcoinsociety@yahoo.com -- was used to register any other websites?

Protip: peopel who cna't spel simlpe wrods are easy to spot. Maybe the guy with a thousand alts is the one who needs to step away from the screen? Maybe spend less time wagging the mouth about tracking pixels and more time reading books?

Also, the forum still proxies non-imgur images. Right-click on this one:

Too stupid to even crop the image, instead he just resizes it, horribly skewing the aspect ratio.

For sale in this thread: shit images printed at Staples by a scammer.

Option A: Two shitheads stumble across the same free Bitcoin-themed vector clipart

Option B: Two shitheads are actually one shithead

Shitty thing about being a shithead is that you'll always be a shithead, and you'll always be the stupidest guy in the room.

Nice try, WC!

FYI, winning bid:

Congrats gijoes! Payment to address in OP due within 48 hours; please PM me your mailing address when you're ready. If you have specific mailing instructions, let me know; otherwise I'll package it in the usual nuke-proof wrappings.

If you're interested in taking me up on the PGP chain of custody, I'd prefer to have that taken care of by the end of the weekend, so just let me know what info you'd like included. If you need tips or are wondering what's best to include, just let me know.

For all the other bidders, thanks for the interest!

In my day, we used to snipe auctions from a thousand yards.

'Bout seven minutes left.

This is the first bid to extend the auction end time by 15 minutes. All future bids will reset end time to (post time + 15m).

Confirmed. Have changed my avatar to appear surprised.

5.5 hours remaining.  Just a reminder:

Just over 8 hours left.

The forum seemed to have been offline for a bit; if it goes offline again before the end of the auction, I'll extend the auction end date by an appropriate amount of time to give everyone a fair shot at getting their bids in.

Priced in BTC, it's in the same range as the last two sales: (I think) 6 BTC and 13.5 BTC.

Yup. Currently sitting around, what, $2500?

Top bid with less than 48 hours remaining.