This might be the best suggestion so far!
Please provide pictures if you decide to go by this OP!
+1 cookie for you sir.

Oh the ridiculous names people make up for coins these days.
Personally I think these alt coins aint work sh*t to be honest,
I wouldn't waste my time at least.

Fat Tay Choon went to the Mining Academy in Brazil, east of Satoshi's yurt, where Gavin was kidnapped by the CIA's goons and forced to pretend fucking an anonymous decentralized biscuit—better than all the fish in the Pacific Ocean—but also to defray leeches intelligently with ECDSA fighting qubits for 16.8 dree12, or Phinnaeus must fling toilets towards psy‐ops, without potato smoothies mixed with fried chicken wings from BitMunchies.com, urbanchickennj.com, and Popeye's Bitcoin wallet, which deleted Satoshi's premine ability to cheer very victoriously, none like Butterfly Labs better enabled, but also Pirate crashing AIR applications without the express use of interest-free scams, conspiring with fraudulent sockpuppets and PPTs and..., you troll-herding piece of Shiitake mushroom, go lick Goat's horns until Theymos admits to having a quite erotic fetish involving honey badgers wearing thongs composed of soggy burlap waffles dangling from cosmic linoleum-based iphones running quantum chips explodes spewing deadly acid! b!z screamed out "Light is bright like...like... stars." When Markjamrobin opens the isolated window, he sees three pigs together in bed. Kouye and myself laugh when chinese food falls the impact kills Obama Bin ladin whoever thinks he may be terrorist, is correct but hates the bitcoin logo. Earth has snakes. Currently, the other species have decimated to tiny groups called "marko solo" whatever time it all comes and ends? However, Bitcoin's acidity level dipped causing catastrophic double-spends!

Meanwhile, AntiOps was confused by the awkward change to his penis melting uncontrollably. Vanilla Ice perfume spritzed onto cheese and greasy slime covered with babies boiled in a smelly old heatsink. But it tasted like shit therefore it poisoned his blood although he did survive. Reproductive organisms attacked the internal testicle which caused terrible congestion somehow. Evolution then terminated the smelly old business thank the inability of AntiOps to lock Satoshi's thread. In a transactional forum there was a debate about hacking unprotected accounts, however the debate shortly ended.

Phinnaeus Gage, king pluto, duke of the people. Returned one of his loans that he fraudulently claimed without declaring intentionally. Although this was bullshit. Earth was hit by a meteor which cause catastrophic events which cause people to cause mass destruction by proxy voting it was documented recently on the news that oranges are disguised anti-gravity pockets which have giant bears attacked Zeus because bitcoin accidentally crashed to Mars which created spaceships and aliens who pretended being humans wearing hats on their toes.

Altcoin suck on apples and oranges too. Megacoin is the most shit sucker of apples and  melons ever. Most people love to troll others. Evolution is a slow process which created forks. It is beneficial to wash your feet because it distributes bacteria and oil, notwithstanding the beneficial attributes which are how chocolate arouses some of the miners brains. Today was an abysmal event which caused many abnormal but not smart bitcoiners because many of them are cute animals who were insane because of excessive oreo consumption. One watermelon is not love how people try me explotation Maybe Heisenberg Breaking bad control guy director or masturbation my time vampire drinks urine not lemon tek and water supernatural.

LEALANA is fat looking because pizza is sour with pickles which are sexy and never rot. So many people eat pizza it's unbelievable. The news said that pizza is bought mainly with anchovies which results in big wet weather which had massive gusts of wind with pouring milk down on everyones throat because it feels great! Although honey is very sweet taste it makes when it is served hot it melts softly but slowly.
The universe is populated with many planets which were destroyed by Taras. Cyborgs then warped to the zoo and ate mushroom with a aerospace technician. Bitcoin has used a lot resources from peoples although people smell like melons.

Ipods suck. Androids rule. Altcoins also suck peanuts. Bitcoin is the greatest idea that has ever been created by man although litecoin sucks? Once upon a time Gandalf went to wal-mart to dry her hair. Minecraft is the best game in universe because chickens cluck. 231134421 is one crazy big ass monkey. What is with people posting replies still. Terraria is a crazy game which requires extreme concentration. This can result in health cubes; Parentheses are a pain in the brain. This noodle is disgusting. Although spaceships cry waterfalls they are magical little elves. Golden towns is very annoying and smell like bacon. Celebrities are awesome and smart. But, evolution taught us that butterflys are ugly.

Vitamin D is important to scam Taras and raise taxes which would cause the world to go crazy but not insane. Obama is the president now. Alot of gamers will illustrate sony that nintendo is leading the infiltration of Iran. Microsoft Windows was salivating pedophiles of the coastal farts. Yet the banana shrank. What was doge poo doing under the bridge with bridge cleaner?

He was just he's aren't because something something different like seems incorrect, because we fucked. Yet prunes prunes are very bad lad's yet unknown to

Some comic strips, quite well painted, I didn't read the text tho, was way too much.
Then a bunch of "donate pls" banners at the bottom, not very surprising.

You will be able to post outside this board, however you will
be considered a "newbie" until you've reached 30+ activity,
which will take 4 weeks (2x2 week periods, correct me if I'm wrong) of posting at least once per week.
The more activity you get, the fewer seconds you'll have to wait in-between posts, etc etc.
However, you should now be able to post wherever you want!

Is this true?
Atleast the link is broken, I'm skeptical.
Found nothing when I -googled- it either.

Good response, reassuring etc.
Best of luck getting everything sorted. People tend to get impatient when it comes to money 

Of course that's a possibility, whereas I mentioned "well established" sites. This basically means the biggest gambling sites,
that advertise via forum signatures, pay their workers etc, like bit777 / primedice just to mention 2. You can almost be a 100%
sure those sites wouldn't wanna risk their reputation just to scam 1 person while their business is already running fine.
As long as they have customers, a good reputation and lots of visitors they always make profit, way more profit than they would
from scamming people. However, a newly made site that offers gambling etc with a low amount of visitors will benefit most from
scamming you, therefore the risk of being scammed is increased severely.

Tl;dr use established gambling sites that have no use of scamming you whatsoever.
If there's money to make, people will do it.

Anyone can call their game "provably fair".
You can't take for granted that the site IS actually fair and the games aren't
rigged based only on that. Therefore I personally would only ever use a well
established gambling site with tons of payment proof,that lists their bigger
winners with links to the transactions etc. Tons of scammers out there,
literally millions of them, be aware.

Poor guy. I'd feel more threatened though if he had bothered to
proof-read his own statement and spell Seoul properly.
Ah well, it's his own loss if he's gonna act like a *****.

+1 Is just an expression as far as I'm aware, it just means I give you an imaginary point for something that I liked, it's not an actual point like some forums where you can give reputation just for good posts / ideas / contributing.
Imagine it as a thumbs up, it doesn't give you anything, it's just a sign of appreciation.
Peace :>

You could always store your coins in my wallet..
I guess that'd count as somewhat creative.

Mulibit is just the best isn't it?
The simplicity makes me smile each time I open it.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm personally very disappointed with this thread.
Here I was, browsing through countless of posts in the off-topic section of this forum,
when suddenly my eyes catch a glimpse of a title that makes my jaws drop to the floor.
My body starts trembling, sweat pours out of my face, heartbeat is racing, and due to
the massive shaking of my hands I'm barely able to open the thread. 10 seconds of heavy
breathing later, I manage to open the thread, and what do I see?

The best thread I've ever read.
+10 to OP. I'm amazed.

1. Get a customer support mail about anything from amazon.
2. Use web designer tools in your browser to change the content of the mail.
3. Write whatever you bloody want.
4. Screenshot it, upload to bitcointalk.
5. Make people believe it.
6.
7. Profit.

I would probably pay 0.000001 btc just to make you
feel less bad about the fact that your file is gone :c

Ermegerd, look at all those donate buttons.
"Whoever send me the most bitcoins before the next issue wins"
blerghh.

At the moment I'm just using it go gain some money.
I like how it works though and I can really see a future
with it, hopefully the interest will keep rising and one day
it might just be the next monetary system!

Most people claiming it's dead are either newbs/trolls
who don't know what they're talking about.
Bitcoin will be fine, the interest is rising, not decreasing.

Glad to hear these news, keep em coming.

If you're a good boy and keep posting it will update
within 1-2 weeks and you'll be out of newbie hell!
Best of luck!