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December 21, 2019, 02:55:05 AM |
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How could i not be aware of that thread for so long?
Why am i even bothering?
Please don't read too much of this thread. You lose 1 IQ point permanently for every 10 pages you read. To get a better understanding of what this thread is all about, I suggest looking at the date on which it was opened, which will read April 1st, 2015. It was started as a joke, but somehow notbatman suffered a mental breakdown shortly after starting it (there's theories behind why that happened as well), then he took it way too seriously, and now his brain has turned into mush. Ok, I will note that as a [3] on my poll. Thanks for participating.
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December 21, 2019, 03:11:07 AM Last edit: December 21, 2019, 03:33:35 AM by bitserve |
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Please don't read too much of this thread. You lose 1 IQ point permanently for every 10 pages you read.
To get a better understanding of what this thread is all about, I suggest looking at the date on which it was opened, which will read April 1st, 2015.
It was started as a joke, but somehow notbatman suffered a mental breakdown shortly after starting it (there's theories behind why that happened as well), then he took it way too seriously, and now his brain has turned into mush.
Ok, I will note that as a [3] on my poll. Thanks for participating. Uh, could you change that to a [2]? I don't want some vengeful asshat detective using this as proof that I believe the world is flat in 2021. I'll take [3b] 3b- Notbatman is retarded, and the earth is an oblate spheroid Hmmm, it makes sense but.... Rules are rules and there's not such option. I will note it as a [2] and add a note stating that notbatman is retarded. Or better yet, I will add a notbatman is retarded statement for every option and.... meh, less talk and more work, let's just do it P.S.: Done! If anyone has any suggestion to improve the poll options please tell. Also I would kindly ask notbatman to officially add the poll to the thread so that we can finally come to an official agreement. Vote counted as a [2].
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December 21, 2019, 08:38:30 AM |
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I'll take [6], but man, you're scaring not-a-man away.
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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December 21, 2019, 09:17:40 AM |
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December 21, 2019, 10:35:05 AM Merited by JayJuanGee (1) |
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Whoa! Looks like the wo bro hatlanders crashed the fe party
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December 21, 2019, 11:31:09 AM |
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I have found no option to vote for "flat and square". Most posts here seem to imply it's flat and round. Topology apart, this is flat out anti-square racism! (Pun intended.)
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December 21, 2019, 12:21:53 PM |
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Flat and square?? Well that’s ridiculous! There’s no corners,silly. Smart flat earthers, like our man batty, know it’s a dome covered pancake with plasma projection thingies on the ceiling. Batty has done all the complicated calculations involving Columbo’s Law or some such thing and sextants and horizons and also lots of other clever nonsense stuff....
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what is this "brake pedal" you speak of?
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December 21, 2019, 12:36:21 PM |
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No. We need to put an end to this right now. Babies are dying because of this ongoing nonsense drama FFS!!!
Maybe you don't care but *I* do... I can't look the other way anymore, so let's just do it:
Options:
[1] Earth is flat [2] Earth is NON-flat [3] Notbatman is retarded, but earth is indeed flat [4] All of the above. [5] $9K (Vegeta time!!) [6] weee weeeeeeeeeeeee [7] I am notbatman [8] I am notbatman
(*) From now on, all 6 7 first options also include the statement that "Notbatman is retarded". Please vote accordingly.
i take option zero. wait number 0 seems to be missing.. label it "earth exists (and notbatman is retarded)" and im good.
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December 21, 2019, 01:16:52 PM |
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Flat and square?? Well that’s ridiculous! There’s no corners,silly. Smart flat earthers, like our man batty, know it’s a dome covered pancake with plasma projection thingies on the ceiling. Batty has done all the complicated calculations involving Columbo’s Law or some such thing and sextants and horizons and also lots of other clever nonsense stuff....
Hmkay, the most compromise I'm willing to make is a square with rounded corners. You lose all the funny singularity effects at the edges, but some people are just pancake crazy. Deal?
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December 21, 2019, 03:41:19 PM Last edit: December 21, 2019, 04:00:48 PM by notbatman |
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I think they're hiding an entire continent, when I look at the AE map I see 3/4 corners.
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December 21, 2019, 04:14:56 PM |
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See? And there comes Batty - like nothing ever happened - trying to raise the stakes.Batty, dude, there is no hidden continent & there are no corners. There seems to be a 3/4 of a foot dildo, stuck up your anus though. Do try to settle down.
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December 21, 2019, 04:54:19 PM |
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I think they're hiding an entire continent, when I look at the AE map I see 3/4 corners. Hey notbatman, while you keep searching for Atlantida, could you please setup the poll so that we can come to an official stance? I think I have covered all suggestions and have tried to make the options as clear and concise as possible: [ 0 ] Earth exists (*) [ 1 ] Earth is flat (*) [ 2 ] Earth is NON-flat (*) [ 3 ] Notbatman is retarded, but earth is indeed flat (*) [ 4 ] All of the above. (*) [ 5 ] $9K (Vegeta time!!) (*) [ 6 ] weee weeeeeeeeeeeee (*) [ 7 ] I am NOT Batman (*) [ 8 ] Earth is spheric with squared corners (*) [ 9 ] I am notbatman
(*) From now on, choices [ 0 ] to [ 8 ] also include the statement that "Notbatman is retarded". Please vote accordingly.
Multiple choice allowed, can change the vote (some new irrefutable proofs could be discovered during polling time). Thanks!!
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December 21, 2019, 05:05:50 PM |
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@Cryptotourist you fags mocking the bible, not nothing. The scripture says four corners but the devil's map only shows three, who could be wrong? On a side note, when I searched for an innocuous Admiral Byrd quote about unexplored lands, Google sent me straight to: https://flatearth.ws/admiral-byrdThe lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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December 21, 2019, 05:23:06 PM |
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Do not pass GO, do not collect $200, go straight to jail.
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December 21, 2019, 07:40:45 PM Last edit: December 21, 2019, 07:56:57 PM by notbatman |
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Nasa's 4th Wall By EyeSpy -- https://youtu.be/OaufmVeN_CY
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December 22, 2019, 08:35:39 AM |
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Wank on, wank off.
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December 22, 2019, 12:11:20 PM Last edit: December 22, 2019, 12:37:18 PM by notbatman |
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@bitserve are you saying the continent they hide from us is called Atlántida? "There are great ideas undiscovered, breakthroughs available to those who can remove one of truth’s protective layers. There are places to go beyond belief." -- Neil Armstrong
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December 22, 2019, 03:21:50 PM Last edit: December 22, 2019, 06:29:40 PM by bitserve |
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@bitserve are you saying the continent they hide from us is called Atlántida?
YES! ... And I am sure they are hiding it in your ass!!Where's my poll? I demand we vote.
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December 22, 2019, 03:24:24 PM |
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.... I don't want some vengeful asshat detective using this as proof that I believe the world is flat in 2021. ....
vengeful asshat detectives on the bitcointalk forum!!??... say it ain't so!!
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December 22, 2019, 11:43:24 PM Last edit: December 23, 2019, 01:01:45 AM by notbatman |
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@bitserve there's no humans there, amirite? This flat earth rabbit hole clearly has no floor. Here's an awesome video: The Alps in infrared and a sun which reduces in size with music from Amber Plaster -- https://youtu.be/jzDx5YpewIU
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