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January 23, 2014, 07:22:39 PM
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1)  Please use the "report to moderator" feature for the very rude marketing in light of our recent downtime.

2)  I understand that my videos may be polarizing.  I am going to shoot another one to show you that the layer of marketing over the actual operations is not important.  In fact, if you truly understand my "lulz-marketing" style, it should be apparent that I mock traditional marketing techniques because they treat the end consumer as a total idiot.  I instead either exaggerate that point in homage or openly mock it.  A more serious effort:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7GM05JBrRQ

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January 23, 2014, 07:23:49 PM
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More hilarious downtime videos please.
ROFLMAO
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January 23, 2014, 07:26:27 PM
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Another kindly suggestion.

While people are worrying about their money on the site, maybe it isn't a great idea to put up a video of Micon looking like he just woke up from a crack binge, in a bathrobe, in a room that looks like a set from Hoarders, waving around a gun and using a joke Pringles cantenna.

Maybe I'm out of line here.

But it's just not inspiring confidence much.

I am quoting this shit post to encourage people to AVOID THIS SITE AT ALL COSTS.

This asshole also just spammed this exact same message to the grindabit chat.  In other words, a DDoS against Seals is immediately accompanied by spam from some piece of shit from a competing site.

I doubt this retard could put up a DDoS himself, because he is obviously stupid as hell, but otherwise, is a prime suspect for being the DDoSer just from the cui bono principle.

Why would this clown be spamming Seals threads during a DDoS against Seals? 

Not sure.  But it certainly isn't indicative of a site anyone should play on.

FUCK YOU PM POKER.  You will not gain a single customer from these shit tactics, and I hope you find a fire and then die in it, you piece of shit.
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January 23, 2014, 07:34:22 PM
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Update from Dr. Huh:  

much of the attack mitigated, working on tweaking settings.  

other options in play.  

more updates as I get them. 


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January 23, 2014, 07:44:03 PM
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Update from Dr. Huh:  

much of the attack mitigated, working on tweaking settings.  

other options in play.  

more updates as I get them. 



Moar videos.

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January 23, 2014, 07:51:49 PM
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eta please
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January 23, 2014, 07:56:47 PM
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eta please

Recent developments. 

I want to be very cautious to say this is not a Micon-approved guarantee, but more of a "possible gambling timeline" of 2 hours.  That's a PGT, and it's the first time I've ever issued one to my recollection.  Better "safe" ETA would be 8 hours.  I doubt this thing will beat us down a 2nd full day, but you never really know in this game. 

I wish ST6 the best.  GLGLGLGLGLGL

tyvm to our loyal players who always stick behind us in times like this.  It really motivates the team, as the asshole haters are always louder. 

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January 23, 2014, 08:04:34 PM
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@Micon, you might also want to update over on 2+2
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28/internet-poker/seals-clubs-bitcoin-poker-room-1248197/index458.html
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January 23, 2014, 08:12:32 PM
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eta please

Recent developments. 

I want to be very cautious to say this is not a Micon-approved guarantee, but more of a "possible gambling timeline" of 2 hours.  That's a PGT, and it's the first time I've ever issued one to my recollection.  Better "safe" ETA would be 8 hours.  I doubt this thing will beat us down a 2nd full day, but you never really know in this game. 

I wish ST6 the best.  GLGLGLGLGLGL

tyvm to our loyal players who always stick behind us in times like this.  It really motivates the team, as the asshole haters are always louder. 

#WindowLove

#DrHuh

We need more entertainment, moar videos. MOAR.

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January 23, 2014, 08:16:23 PM
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January 23, 2014, 09:14:07 PM
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The seals android app is still giving me "error code 522".  Just a heads up.

Not currently actively browsing this forum.  I do still respond to PMs though.
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January 23, 2014, 09:39:33 PM
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Got in!

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January 23, 2014, 09:45:38 PM
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Got in!

WHAT?
because i cant
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January 23, 2014, 09:48:38 PM
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nvm my browser played a nasty trick on me.  Cry

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January 23, 2014, 09:50:29 PM
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Anyone who has gambled online over the last decade, has no doubt seen these attacks on much bigger websites (for me, it was a few sportsbooks...on Sundays...hours before the games started)

Rarely did they ever even say what was going on.   Sometimes it was the "we're doing maintenance" (right before kickoff) - or "unscheduled downtime" if you were lucky enough to get any sort of contact.  

Customer service emails were either bounced back, ignored, or sent a template "Currently we have no ETA".  Rarely did they ever admit they were actually under attack.

Micon is posting in forums, uploading those goofball videos, and not hiding when the sh-- has temporarily hit the fan.  Novel concept - actually be accessible during bad times too.

Until I see any proof that this is because the site allegedly stole chips, I'll chalk it up to what all the others were.  Extortion attempts, or sabotage from competitors.
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January 23, 2014, 09:51:35 PM
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Anyone who has gambled online over the last decade, has no doubt seen these attacks on much bigger websites (for me, it was a few sportsbooks...on Sundays...hours before the games started)

Rarely did they ever even say what was going on.   Sometimes it was the "we're doing maintenance" (right before kickoff) - or "unscheduled downtime".   Customer service emails were either bounced back, ignored, or sent a template "Currently we have no ETA".  Rarely did they ever admit they were actually under attack.

Micon is posting in forums, uploading those goofball videos, and not hiding when the sh-- has temporarily hit the fan.  Novel concept - actually be accessible during bad times too.

Until I see any proof that this is because the site allegedly stole chips, I'll chock it up to what all the others were.  Extortion attempts, or sabotage from competitors.

He is already out of country, the background in the videos is confirmed faked. (green screen)

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January 23, 2014, 10:09:27 PM
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They just can't stand SWC being the best damn poker site in the world.  Cheesy

p.s. I'm going to buy an e-cig so I can celebrate when the site is back online.

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January 23, 2014, 11:40:25 PM
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eta please

Recent developments. 

I want to be very cautious to say this is not a Micon-approved guarantee, but more of a "possible gambling timeline" of 2 hours.  That's a PGT, and it's the first time I've ever issued one to my recollection.  Better "safe" ETA would be 8 hours.  I doubt this thing will beat us down a 2nd full day, but you never really know in this game. 

I wish ST6 the best.  GLGLGLGLGLGL

tyvm to our loyal players who always stick behind us in times like this.  It really motivates the team, as the asshole haters are always louder. 

#WindowLove

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I rooting for the seals. fellow online poker here. when you meantion paradise poker it remined me as a young know it all making money with poker.

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January 24, 2014, 12:12:57 AM
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Update:    Without giving away the golden goose in terms of security, let me say that ST6 is currently pouring science all over the problem.  Science, and money.  We'll see if it is fixed soon. 

I'm giving a 5 hour "Hope To Be Back" ETA, or a HTBB ETA, should be +/- 3 confidence levels higher than the "BGETA" or best-guess ETAs of yesterpost. 

It is important to understand ST6 is trying something and we are sort of really hoping that it works.  If it does work, this should kill many other possible future attacks too. 

glglglglgl

Science be with ST6 and SealsWithClubs. 

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January 24, 2014, 12:14:17 AM
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Update:    Without giving away the golden goose in terms of security, let me say that ST6 is currently pouring science all over the problem.  Science, and money.  We'll see if it is fixed soon. 

I'm giving a 5 hour "Hope To Be Back" ETA, or a HTBB ETA, should be +/- 3 confidence levels higher than the "BGETA" or best-guess ETAs of yesterpost. 

It is important to understand ST6 is trying something and we are sort of really hoping that it works.  If it does work, this should kill many other possible future attacks too. 

glglglglgl

Science be with ST6 and SealsWithClubs. 

video explanation?! Cheesy
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