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[tspacepilot]

What's the schedule for when these 99player sngs pop up?  /dev/random?  I can't figure it out and I keep missing them.

[darkmule]

Anyone have an opinion on my idea from last night about Seals degenerates basically going on an ass-kicking tour and raping every other poker site that exists?

Cause I bet we could.

Basic idea:  challenge other poker sites to a tournament.  Get together a prize pool.  Then fuck them in the ass and take their money!

Rinse.

Repeat.

[donk4u]

1)  MTT schedule gets a makeover Q1 2014.  We tweak until then.


There is no daily MTT's left to speak of.What you do is not working.WAKE UP.

Site made huge strides but didn't adapt when bitcoin exploded to make the appropriate changes in the schedules. Only multi table tourneys are sat sunday with 500 and 1k guarantees for 10 and 20 chips which is equivalent of 10 and 20 dollars. both those  tourneys are getting 50 and 60 fields. Other tourneys aren't getting even nine players that run throughout the week.  It really is a shame. All that needs to be done is add a 10 and 20 chip 400 and 600 guarantee prime time every day to give tourneys a boost instead tourneys are disappearing as players don't want the 100 dollar sit and goes that are being offered.  The only other high roller fields are the small bitcoin which is 500 chips and 500 dollars usd to enter as well as the sat 5k guar otherwise rip seals mtts.


I mean the 400 chip plo8 had a 280 overlay guarantee players want the 10 20 chip guarantees , please put some in. I remember when the plo8guar had 20  player fields.



A nine player sng is not an mtt I am sorry to say.

[dave23]

 Then fuck them in the ass and take their money!

ummmm...do we have to?  I am all in favor of taking the money and all, but....can we make the assfucking optional?



This is a cool idea, but i don't think that it would be possible.  

First problem: where do you play?  Most players seem to think that their "home" software is rigged already

[nioc]

1)  MTT schedule gets a makeover Q1 2014.  We tweak until then.


There is no daily MTT's left to speak of.What you do is not working.WAKE UP.

Site made huge strides but didn't adapt when bitcoin exploded to make the appropriate changes in the schedules. Only multi table tourneys are sat sunday with 500 and 1k guarantees for 10 and 20 chips which is equivalent of 10 and 20 dollars. both those  tourneys are getting 50 and 60 fields. Other tourneys aren't getting even nine players that run throughout the week.  It really is a shame. All that needs to be done is add a 10 and 20 chip 400 and 600 guarantee prime time every day to give tourneys a boost instead tourneys are disappearing as players don't want the 100 dollar sit and goes that are being offered.  The only other high roller fields are the small bitcoin which is 500 chips and 500 dollars usd to enter as well as the sat 5k guar otherwise rip seals mtts.

A nine player sng is not an mtt I am sorry to say.

Yeah where did those 2 tournies come from?  Anybody know?  Maybe luboski does.

[nioc]

First crash of the day

[darkmule]

Note:  in the lobby the Donkdown Freeroll, supposedly for tonight, is listed as popping off last month.

Seriously, are you guys going to screw this up yet again?  How tough is it to get one freeroll off a week?

[donk4u]

When I started playing on seals at march it was 25 seals chips for 1$usd... Now its .9 seals chips for 1$usd. This is great for the site in terms of rake but really bad for the players. The tournament schedule has remained unchanged to reflect the change in  chips to fluctuation although tournaments are being lowered . Even with the tournaments being lowered its not enough for more then 9 player sngs not mtts at higher dollar amounts during weekdays. The sat and sunday 500 and 1k guaranteeds get 60 plus runners why can't some guaranteeds in this range be added to the weekday schedule site can always take them off if meet guaranteeds.


Playing some plo and site is really really    lagging

Freemoney I recall saying would valuate chips if ever went over 1000 dollars for 1bitcoin. NOt able to exercise proper bankroll mgmt. my play has gone down significantly as I am sure others play has been affected as well.

[tspacepilot]

Questions:

1) I can't figure out how to join the DonkDown freeroll.  I just get asked for a password.  What do I do?

2) I can't figure out when to look for those 99 Player SNG freerolls either.  When do they pop up?

[donk4u]

Why did bilpo get 1.8 coins locked was he multiaccounting he started a thread on 2 plus 2? I know he was trying to recruit people to come to his site in seals lobby few days ago. 1.8 bilpo freeroll if he multied?

[lluboski]

Any player who want  to play daily 20 chips 600 guar MTT at 7:40 PM ET , 10 chips 300 guar at 10:00 PM ET
and 5 chips 150 guar at midnight please email    admin@sealswithclubs.eu

[donk4u]

Any player who want  to play daily 20 chips 600 guar MTT at 7:40 PM ET , 10 chips 300 guar at 10:00 PM ET
and 5 chips 150 guar at midnight please email    admin@sealswithclubs.eu

Plus 60 the fields that sat 1k 20 chip and sun 500 chip fields are getting or vice versa

[TheJacob]

Seals just went down for me. Anyone else having an issue?

[FullLife]

Took down the 190+10 Deep 3K guaranteed last night for 1500 chips, thanks for the overlay!  Almost makes up for the connection issues.......almost.

[insertcoolusername]

Why is it so hard to make a decent schedule?  I can make one right now, please let me know if this is a good guide or not.  Run this schedule, and I bet you get full fields for the majority of them. 


Monday through Friday: (Times Central Timezone, USA)

7:00 am : 5 chip 50 gtd normal
8:00 am : 10 chip 110 gtd normal
9:00 am : 75 chip 1k gtd normal
10:00 am : 20 chip 250 gtd normal
11:00 am : 25 chip 300 gtd turbo
12:00 : 20 chip 250 gtd deep
1:00:  10 chip 110 gtd turbo
2:00: 20 chip 200 gtd plo normal
3:20: 42 chip 420 gtd normal
4:20: 42 chip 420 gtd plo8 normal
5:20: 42 chip 420 gtd plo normal
6:00: 10 chip 250 gtd turbo
7:00: 75 chip 1k gtd deep
8:00: 100 chip 1.5k gtd deep
9:00: 75 chip 1.2k gtd turbo
10:00 40 chip 400 gtd normal



Then add in the daily special tournaments, and the hhn and hht, plus a few 1 and 3 chip tourneys on the 10 after marks, maybe alternate them in. 

Basically, have a gtd every hour, but dont make the gtd unreachable, so you arent paying an overlay.

[spike420211]

Anyone have an opinion on my idea from last night about Seals degenerates basically going on an ass-kicking tour and raping every other poker site that exists?

Cause I bet we could.

Basic idea:  challenge other poker sites to a tournament.  Get together a prize pool.  Then fuck them in the ass and take their money!

Rinse.

Repeat.

ONLY IF I GET THE DRAW/BADUGI/2-7 VICTIMS !

Sincerely,
$pike [aka The Durrr of Draw]

[lluboski]

How is your tournament schedule better that current Seals schedule?I don't get it.

[darkmule]

I heard from Support that Micon is taking over as the tournament manager.  So you can now bug him personally if you don't like it!

(I think he'll actually do a better job, since he's actually spent a lot of time in B&M poker tournaments as well as online.)

[Timep34]

who should I talk to about getting an IP ban? I have a serious gambling problem, thanks for any help.

[donk4u]

who should I talk to about getting an IP ban? I have a serious gambling problem, thanks for any help.

1 800 gambler

email admin@sealswithclubs.eu maybe they can help you out.(  in case your not leveling)