Naija Novice Hangout {Newbies introduction & Orientation} Thread.

[BIT-BENDER]

I no know if this na true say the federal government dey ask us the citizens to donate money for the terrorist shooting matter make them take arrange things. It's bad to have a bad government it's now worst to feel insecure in your own country.
Recently lots of people were taking by men of the EFCC some we truly guilty of cyber crimes but also some where just Crypto enthusiast, we are being attacked in this country by lots of things even the people meant to protect us.

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[Pokapoka124]

I no know if this na true say the federal government dey ask us the citizens to donate money for the terrorist shooting matter make them take arrange things.

I nor know if the story na legit sha I nor go dey surprised, this administration na one of the worst eight years in office I don experience since them born me. During COVID-19, Lai Mohammed publicly ask yahoo boys to donate to Nigeria government to help fight covid.

It's bad to have a bad government it's now worst to feel insecure in your own country.

The insecurity now don dey touch everybody when chibok girls happen we carry am dey joke like say na play. Herdsmen dey rampage farms, villages overnight we still dey carry am play cos we dey city we no understand wetin our people wey dey village dey face. Small small the war don creep to our doorstep

Recently lots of people were taking by men of the EFCC some we truly guilty of cyber crimes but also some where just Crypto enthusiast, we are being attacked in this country by lots of things even the people meant to protect us.

Na who looseguard them dey carry. I don carry am for mind say any officer wey ask me my occupation, never will I ever say crypto trader or forex trader if you try am na cell you go see yourself. Efcc dey on a mission, oga at the top fit don give them target make them 1000 cyber criminals in one month. Na so them go use their mind dey arrest anybody them see for street.

[CryptopreneurBrainboss]

Recently lots of people were taking by men of the EFCC some we truly guilty of cyber crimes but also some where just Crypto enthusiast, we are being attacked in this country by lots of things even the people meant to protect us.

Na mumu county wey we dey so na, me I dun talk am. If mistakenly dey carry me anyday spoil my name for wetin I no do  I dun cash out majorly be that because we go go court case tire. We go start from the smaller court and I no go mind if them dey bribe their way out, we go still dey run am Ike that and I no go mind how much e cost. People need teach this guys lesson, away sha God dey.

Happy April fool's day, our oga theymos dun drop another prank although me I no dey too feel am like the last ones. Me I been get plans to run prank for this thread but I just decide last minute to pause. Anyways I welcome una to a new month, happy new month and na better blessings go shower us this month. Anywhere wey we put hand na so so progress go just they comes. We dun finish 3 months and like play like play year dun dey end, abeg make we all seat up.

[SatoPrincess]

The other day him smoke go Channel Tv go sleep while Interview dey on dey talk rubbish. Lol

Wike na our trump, e no dey care as e dey him mind na so e dey dish am out. Make we no lie without Wike PDP for no get stand again. All them Atiku, etc all ghost but Wike on his own been dey make people still dey hear PDP voice. Wike dey fight for ticket to come South and I believe north no go get am. I no go shock if Atiku defect go APC to go try ticket hustle because with Wike force na South that presidential ticket they come for PDP

Wetin I dy see online former rivers state governor Rotimi Amaechi, Wike’s arch nemesis de also come out for presidency both of them na from the south but different party. The two men na power house for their respective parties, I go happy any of them win. As campaign don start make we remember when two elephant dey fight na grass dey suffer am. Happy new month Naija

[Wiwo]

The other day him smoke go Channel Tv go sleep while Interview dey on dey talk rubbish. Lol

Wike na our trump, e no dey care as e dey him mind na so e dey dish am out. Make we no lie without Wike PDP for no get stand again. All them Atiku, etc all ghost but Wike on his own been dey make people still dey hear PDP voice. Wike dey fight for ticket to come South and I believe north no go get am. I no go shock if Atiku defect go APC to go try ticket hustle because with Wike force na South that presidential ticket they come for PDP

Wetin I dy see online former rivers state governor Rotimi Amaechi, Wike’s arch nemesis de also come out for presidency both of them na from the south but different party. The two men na power house for their respective parties, I go happy any of them win. As campaign don start make we remember when two elephant dey fight na grass dey suffer am. Happy new month Naija

My people me I know say wike na strong man and to get PDP presidential ticket dey easy for WIKE, but you see Amechi no fit ever get APC ticket as men were strong pass still dey ground, 2023 election go tough but I know say e go still pass and politicians go always play their way into power. Our prayer na make futuristic leaders merge together so we fit move the country forward e dey possible.

[Igebotz]

The other day him smoke go Channel Tv go sleep while Interview dey on dey talk rubbish. Lol

Wike na our trump, e no dey care as e dey him mind na so e dey dish am out. Make we no lie without Wike PDP for no get stand again. All them Atiku, etc all ghost but Wike on his own been dey make people still dey hear PDP voice. Wike dey fight for ticket to come South and I believe north no go get am. I no go shock if Atiku defect go APC to go try ticket hustle because with Wike force na South that presidential ticket they come for PDP

The only thing he does is go to other states to drop money from Rivers State. Atiku is the only hope of the PDP regaining power. Even with Buhari's influence in the last election, Atiku still garnered more votes than Goodluck Jonathan did against Buhari. Atiku has the support of the North, South, and East, unlike Wike. PDP needs someone with money, influence, and support, and Gov. Wike is not that man. The North has already endorsed Atiku for the second time, and that is all that matters; Atiku will obtain the ticket without a doubt.

[uchegod-21]

The other day him smoke go Channel Tv go sleep while Interview dey on dey talk rubbish. Lol

Wike na our trump, e no dey care as e dey him mind na so e dey dish am out. Make we no lie without Wike PDP for no get stand again. All them Atiku, etc all ghost but Wike on his own been dey make people still dey hear PDP voice. Wike dey fight for ticket to come South and I believe north no go get am. I no go shock if Atiku defect go APC to go try ticket hustle because with Wike force na South that presidential ticket they come for PDP

As I see this comment, I trace am come up to see who posterm, me I surprise say na senior man Brainboss yarn this kind thing shaa... Although politics no be crypto  .  Na crypto wey you be Lord, no be for Nigeria politics.

I laugh sotey I fall for ground break my phone screen as I see where you talk say Atiku go fit run leave PDP because say Wike declare interest to be president.  That statement na joke of the year. E better as the statement come today wey be 1st April, make we kuku call am April fool

[Maestro75]

My people me I know say wike na strong man and to get PDP presidential ticket dey easy for WIKE

E no get as e go easy for Wike to get that ticket. Peter Obi na more credible candidate than Wike. We know how all this things deh be before we know wetin deh sup some of them go begin say them don step down for others. They just want to cash out and come bear the title of former contestant. To step down for someone na better bribe money na. Atiku no get shame again at all. Na all weather. If he fails to get PDP ticket him go run enter APC. Somebody like Atiku no fit get my vote.

[CryptopreneurBrainboss]

Wetin I dy see online former rivers state governor Rotimi Amaechi, Wike’s arch nemesis de also come out for presidency both of them na from the south but different party.

My people me I know say wike na strong man and to get PDP presidential ticket dey easy for WIKE, but you see Amechi no fit ever get APC ticket as men were strong pass still dey ground,

Okay make I dey reply una one by one, this reply na for the two of una. Yes Amaechi get interest and make e no surprise una if e emerge as flag barrier. Na who and who be the Snr man for their na una dey forgot say Amaechi follow for who make APC stand, you know the River money dat man pour for the first campaign to put buhari for seat. Amaechi was so strong dey make am Campaign Manager. Amaechi na slow poison oh, no think say e no dey strategize oh. Dat man dey wait for everything to set before e declare e intentions. People hate tinubu and buhari sabi dat one including other founding fathers. Dem know say dey hi lose with tinubu and are looking for better alternative.

I laugh sotey I fall for ground break my phone screen as I see where you talk say Atiku go fit run leave PDP because say Wike declare interest to be president. That statement na joke of the year. E better as the statement come today wey be 1st April, make we kuku call am April fool

You dey do like you no sabi Atiku again, how many times e jump camp, when PDP no give am sure slot, e no run go APC, buhari come win am for primary, again as buhari wan extend his stay knowing say e slot no sure wetin e do no be to run go back PDP. That man no be loyalist for party na selfish interest e get and if South South pressure much for am and PDP decide to zone am to South, Atiku go still change camp or forget about all his intentions.

[Wiwo]

Okay make I dey reply una one by one, this reply na for the two of una. Yes Amaechi get interest and make e no surprise una if e emerge as flag barrier. Na who and who be the Snr man for their na una dey forgot say Amaechi follow for who make APC stand, you know the River money dat man pour for the first campaign to put buhari for seat. Amaechi was so strong dey make am Campaign Manager. Amaechi na slow poison oh, no think say e no dey strategize oh. Dat man dey wait for everything to set before e declare e intentions. People hate tinubu and buhari sabi dat one including other founding fathers. Dem know say dey hi lose with tinubu and are looking for better alternative.

Make I tell you something today, 9ja politics no.be as you think ammm as you see all those political party so e get waiten we.dey call party politics, this thing na system men dey run. Amechi no get that kind levels for APC yes say him be one of those guys were champion Buhari  presidential election in 2015 this APC no get strong party Manifesto and just gang of politicians gather to o overthrow PDP from power but you see when every body abandoned PDP na wike carry ammm for back na why PDP no collapse after 2015 election. Then we're Atiku we're Peter obi if Wike declare baba make Atiku and Obi go seat down because two of them just want use PDP just like they did before.

[BIT-BENDER]

Happy April fool's day, our oga theymos dun drop another prank although me I no dey too feel am like the last ones. Me I been get plans to run prank for this thread but I just decide last minute to pause. Anyways I welcome una to a new month, happy new month and na better blessings go shower us this month. Anywhere wey we put hand na so so progress go just they comes. We dun finish 3 months and like play like play year dun dey end, abeg make we all seat up.

Happy new month guys, I think the best prank dropped na from our senior man Brainboss when in advertise campaign and that period campaign no too dey only for him to talk say na April fool, regardless this days years are short and we still never forget the last April fool so a new one no the catch everybody off guard.
Regardless na good source of fun for the community and theymos dey do well to they follow am up all the time.

[CryptopreneurBrainboss]

then we're Atiku we're Peter obi if Wike declare baba make Atiku and Obi go seat down because two of them just want use PDP just like they did before.

True talk brother, me go like see Amaechi and Wike fight for that presidential seat make we see who weight reach. Amaechi dey claim say na him make Wike who e be while Wike dey claim say without him, Amaechi political career for dun die. Both dey correct because if you follow Rives politics you go understand wetin both men do for themselves. Now wike dun declare, make we see wetin Amaechi dey come up with. Wike competition na Atiku while Amaechi own na Tinubu. Both competition strong make we dey watch how e go turn out.

Happy new month guys, I think the best prank dropped na from our senior man Brainboss when in advertise campaign and that period campaign no too dey only for him to talk say na April fool, regardless this days years are short and we still never forget the last April fool so a new one no the catch everybody off guard.
Regardless na good source of fun for the community and theymos dey do well to they follow am up all the time.

If you ask me, I go tell you this year own no follow. People no too catch the cruise wey normally April fool joke dey bring. The reason I no launch anything this year na so people no go get the idea say every year I dey drop something. But you see next year I go drop better package wey the community go talk about for years to come. Make theymos take small break so as e hit the forum with prank, people go contact.

[SatoPrincess]

Throwback to the real April fool them play us. Goodluck Jonathan time everybody had a say even the common man on the street felt his voice was important and heard. It was that belief that fueled the fuel subsidy protest, how much was added to fuel price that time, I can’t remember, the whole country was angry and marched for two days. Artistes like 2face, Femi Kuti came out to support the protest singing songs like it was a concert. Those were the underdog days for APC, I remember they made plenty promises thus the “change” slogan. Present day Nigeria, Petrol is N220 per liter, naira is 590/$. No protests have been made, we are silent, the activists who try to rise to the occasion is persecuted. Food for thought

[Maestro75]

Both dey correct because if you follow Rives politics you go understand wetin both men do for themselves. Now wike dun declare, make we see wetin Amaechi dey come up with. Wike competition na Atiku while Amaechi own na Tinubu. Both competition strong make we dey watch how e go turn out.

I like the way you deh take time reason this politics thing. It shows say you know wetin deh ground for your state. You be ward or youth leader for that way. No deny am oo. But baba why you no include Peter Obi for the mix or you think him no get weight for PDP?

Throwback to the real April fool them play us. Goodluck Jonathan time everybody had a say even the common man on the street felt his voice was important and heard.

My brother this APC na real vampires them be and na wetin make people deh fear to hit the street and protest. Buhari don panic everybody. No human feeling from them o. Nothing deh coordinated anymore for 9ja. Price of things just dey fly like kite.

[uchegod-21]

Amaechi and Wike
Cc: CryptopreneurBrainboss, Wiwo, Igehhh and others wey like political matter.

1. Wike don declare interest for presidency. Him no be small man and him state no be small state, that one mean say nobody go write am off.

2. Amaechi never declare interest, but as a Rivers man, I go happy well well if Amaechi declare. Because, Amaechi dey closer to the presidential seat pass wike.

3. Wike get two heavy battles to fight. One to win Atiku and then win APC for main election. It is looking like near impossible task. But Amaechi fit no get battle to fight, because him no go put body, if them go give am ticket, know say na Baba go fight him battle against Tinubu and that is the only battle I'm seeing.

4. Na true say Wike sponsor PDP when others run, but Wike weight no near to pursue Atiku commot for PDP. Wike dey learn work where Atiku and Northeners dey.

5. If na to decamp, person wey go fit decamp na Tinubu. If APC deny him ticket he will decamp and fight and na that fight fit scatter APC and give chance for PDP to penetrate.

Meanwhile, make we dey watch...

[RockBell]

Throwback to the real April fool them play us. Goodluck Jonathan time everybody had a say even the common man on the street felt his voice was important and heard. It was that belief that fueled the fuel subsidy protest, how much was added to fuel price that time, I can’t remember, the whole country was angry and marched for two days. Artistes like 2face, Femi Kuti came out to support the protest singing songs like it was a concert. Those were the underdog days for APC, I remember they made plenty promises thus the “change” slogan. Present day Nigeria, Petrol is N220 per liter, naira is 590/$. No protests have been made, we are silent, the activists who try to rise to the occasion is persecuted. Food for thought

I salama for everybody wea they here out of sincerity we were played but thank God say everybody eye done clear  our card go speak for us abeg make we try vote if you neva get voters card make you try collect your own, we no pray for this kind government again.

[CryptopreneurBrainboss]

5. If na to decamp, person wey go fit decamp na Tinubu. If APC deny him ticket he will decamp and fight and na that fight fit scatter APC and give chance for PDP to penetrate.

Wetin you dey talk na, Tinubu wey get APC. You think Tinubu need buhari permissions to contest. Who put buhari for seat abeg. You dun see where person dey use him hands commot sitting governor wey be say e no win common primary wey him suppose dominate based on the power wey him dey seat on. Na Amaechi need support that's why he's playing it smart watching how things go play out. I sure you say if Amaechi know say e ticket no go sure the guys go just sit-down one place.

Wike no get Atiku problem my brother. If na money matter, currently wike fit stand toe to toe with Atiku make them do the bribing you know the rivers money dat man dey sit on with all the flyover projects. Even Amaechi dun confirm say if you wan learn bribing you gats go meet Wike. For Wike to come out after Atiku, you supposed know say e no dey fear am instead e wan divide him vote probably take to give another people more chances to win or win am himself. Wike no too put mouth last time as no be him own ticket na another people own. E just dey like when trump was projecting people and they couldn't win but later said he'll go do it himself and emerge as the president with everyone in disbelief.

[uchegod-21]

5. If na to decamp, person wey go fit decamp na Tinubu. If APC deny him ticket he will decamp and fight and na that fight fit scatter APC and give chance for PDP to penetrate.

Wetin you dey talk na, Tinubu wey get APC. You think Tinubu need buhari permissions to contest.

Everything wey you talk here na true, you analyse everything well but e get important mata wey you no dey acknowledge. The mata be say you dey underate the power of presidency. You see Wike and Atiku mata, e dey somehow fair because nobody get presidential power there. Na who get connection pass and whose money long pass go win.
But you see for APC, the strongest man there na Buhari. You must acknowledge this fact. Anyone wey Buhari annoite will win and that is the surest thing we need to understand.
Buhari bu ike, no near, the power of presidency na high tension o.

[Doan9269]

Tinubu wey get APC. You think Tinubu need buhari permissions to contest. Who put buhari for seat abeg.

Boss me i no think say tins dey work like dat once it come for presidential race, quite alright tinubu out buhari, but for incubency now tinubu go drastically need buhari's  support because all him power na for lagos e take end o. come to talk of east, south south and north, wetin tinubu fit achieve all by himself?

For Wike to come out after Atiku, you supposed know say e no dey fear am instead e wan divide him vote probably take to give another people more chances to win or win am himself. Wike no too put mouth last time as no be him own ticket na another people own.

this one na true talk boss but wike go just distruct d votes as u said but if na for real real wike no go atiku money and e no fit defeat am if they were both to come out, one thing is common about atiku and na dat same tin dey hinder d guy to emerge for president, atiku na confirm "thief" and everybody know, dats d reason why obj no ever endorse him for the race if not he for don won.

[Coyster]

1. Wike don declare interest for presidency. Him no be small man and him state no be small state, that one mean say nobody go write am off.

In my opinion, Wike stands absolutely no chance to be the president of Nigeria, his declaration to me seems to have a hidden agenda, one i can't really figure out right now, but i am pretty sure that deep down in his heart he knows he doesn't stand a chance in hell.

3. Wike get two heavy battles to fight. One to win Atiku and then win APC for main election.

Peter Obi is also a strong contender for the presidential ticket, and personally he seems to be the best candidate to represent PDP, honestly isn't it time for the likes of Atiku to give us a break, what does he have left to offer. Nigerian politics is really appalling to say the very least, the most 'qualified' candidate never wins, it is always the most popular/corrupt that takes the day, i have a slight hope that the 2023 General Elections would be a whole lot different that what we have had in the past, Nigerians need to change the status quo, enough of being inure to sufferings, let the best/most qualified candidate be elected.