Indeed not a haiku. It's a limerick.
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The limerick's a verse form complex
Whose contents range mainly to sex.
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urgin's
And swarms with erotic effects
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Maybe Mondays should be Limerick Mondays.

Very similar to what Arthur Hayes did last week predicting 1 million.

Fake news: https://www.coindesk.com/policy/2023/03/17/fdic-denies-report-signature-bank-purchaser-must-divest-crypto/

Will Reuters issue a retraction? I'm guessing no.

show me on the black doll where the old white man touched you.

it's done...trading closed at $8bil valuation, initial offer $1bil, accepted at above $2bil.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-03-19/ubs-agrees-to-buy-credit-suisse-in-historic-deal-to-end-crisis

Haha, bull market times.

Sad to hear this. Was looking forward to John Wick 4.
This dude really helped to sell the mysterious cool atmosphere in those films.
RIP
Lance Reddick: The Wire and John Wick actor dies aged 60
https://news.sky.com/story/lance-reddick-the-wire-and-john-wick-actor-dies-aged-60-12836592

Despite bitcoin "liking" the current crisis (as far as it's price is concerned), I would prefer the situation being less frenetic....banks slowly declining over long period of time and bitcoin rising would be my preference.
When there is more chaos, collateral damage can occur and gov is prone to some sudden moves as well.
Yesterday pundits were saying the mini-crisis "is over". Today it looks a bit different.
Who knows what the actual situation is.

Certainly enjoying the btc pump  

>weekend pump, stifler<

No soup for you....next!

AI artwork corresponding to "salmon swimming in the river". hmmmm...not there yet, sorry.

btw, anyone knows where those 2 tril in the new "facility" are coming from, seriously?
I hope it is not our pockets, eventually.

They offered 4 weeks worth of tightening in a single auction.    

So selling this chocolate with the iconic Matterhorn image on its packaging isn't allowed anymore?

Running a scamming fiat banking organisation, being involved in numerous scandals and illegal activity, running your business into the ground:

"Hey lovely man, do you need $54 billion?! Here you go, lovely man."  

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Selling some chocolate and placing a drawing of a mountain of your country on the packaging:

"Hey stop that! You are a bad, bad man, do it again and we throw you in jail! Comply immediately! Comply!"  

It's Tobler-GONE: First Toblerone bars go on sale without iconic Matterhorn image to comply with Swiss law
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11868485/First-Toblerone-bars-sale-without-iconic-Matterhorn-image-comply-Swiss-law.html

yea, it's like 6% of Swiss GDP....peanuts, right? /s
back here, two offending banks might be sold, afterall.

https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/us-regulator-taps-piper-sandler-new-bid-sell-silicon-valley-bank-sources-2023-03-15/

Any buyer of Signature must agree to give up all the crypto business at the bank, the two sources added.

You must be sitting on a ton of merit 

Maybe this means you have to lower your standards and merit posts that you wouldn't merit a year ago
Treat it like an investment into those newbies.