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[Last of the V8s]

All Members

Just had to send this one following a certain Coronavirus press briefing on Friday.
 

Five people on a plane that is going to crash, Nicola Sturgeon, The Pope, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and a young lad let's call him George.

Big problem, there were only four parachutes. Sturgeon said,” I have to have one as I am the Scottish First Minister”  grabs the chute and goes.

The Pope grabs another one saying “ I am the head of all the Catholics in the world”  and he's gone.

Trump says ”I am the smartest man in the States and I know that I can save the World ”.   He grabs a chute and he's also gone.

Boris says to the lad.   “I have had a good life and you are just starting yours so go ahead take a chute and jump”. George replies,   “There is no need to worry sir there's no problem;  we have two chutes left as the smartest man in America took my school satchel”.



 Should have paid more attention to detail Donald.

 
Thank You Ivor J****.

Hope everyone is taking advantage of the sunshine,

Hon Sec

[fillippone]

^ and ^^ too much contiguous humour for this thread.

[machasm]

Jeez V8.
I love all the jokes you have been so diligently posting for our delight.
Thanks and have another merit.

[Last of the V8s]

Jeez V8.
I love all the jokes you have been so diligently posting for our delight.
Thanks and have another merit.

Thanks so much! That may be the oldest one yet. The credit should really go to the Hon Sec. of [Regiment] Guards, [Placename] Association
He seems to be about on my level of Dad humour.

[El duderino_]

Dildo that sh*t

[bitcoinPsycho]

Dildo that sh*t

$8000 in one hour tbc

[Last of the V8s]

Yeah let's Fuck The Pope.
And dildo that shit. Right up.
Bitcoin to da moon!

[bitcoinPsycho]

Yeah let's Fuck The Pope.
And dildo that shit. Right up.
Bitcoin to da moon!

He's  called "the poop" round these parts

[gentlemand]

Fabio will always be 'my' pope.

[Globb0]

Yesterday I was allowed out of lockdown to visit a new zoo in my town.

I got there and found they had only 1 animal. A tiny dog.

It was a shih Tzu

[fillippone]

a couple of notes:

1. Some ^^girls think that their titties are magical...and maybe they are.

2. Both boys and girls fail simple geography question:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1254106410549460994
I wonder:
a. why this is not being taught in school?
b. why people openly admit to being so ignorant without being ashamed at the slightest?

facepalm...BTW, honestly, how many countries you can point correctly on that map, WO fellas?
My guess would be >10, but less than 50, most likely.
Correct?

 Well duh!  No wonder they did so poorly.  That map has no labels!  If it were properly labelled, I could probably point to 5 or 6 correctly.

When I was little in school we had to learn all the continents, countries, capitals of countries, political maps, seas, rivers around the world, today they don't teach any of this.
Geography and history do not matter, the educational system is disastrous.

I could easily name somewhere between 50 - 100 countries, and have been able to since the 5th grade (could probably name more then than now). The problem is, its just not a skill you need for anything, unless you want to be a participant on Jeopardy some day.

Well come on now, who needs to learn all that useless shit anyway?
You just swipe your fondle slab  ..... "Hey Siri! what's the capital of East Bumphuk? ".....

True B.

You are welcome:
http://geoscents.net/

WARNING: TIME SINK

[Cryptotourist]

Fabio will always be 'my' pope.

Lock down is so hard on you uncleD.

[noormcs5]

When I was little in school we had to learn all the continents, countries, capitals of countries, political maps, seas, rivers around the world, today they don't teach any of this.
Geography and history do not matter, the educational system is disastrous.

The educational mafia is too big to handle.

[LFC_Bitcoin]

Yeah let's Fuck The Pope.
And dildo that shit. Right up.
Bitcoin to da moon!

Don’t do that bro, I was an altar boy.

But yeah, corn 2 da moon!

[Ibian]

a couple of notes:

1. Some ^^girls think that their titties are magical...and maybe they are.

2. Both boys and girls fail simple geography question:
https://twitter.com/i/status/1254106410549460994
I wonder:
a. why this is not being taught in school?
b. why people openly admit to being so ignorant without being ashamed at the slightest?

facepalm...BTW, honestly, how many countries you can point correctly on that map, WO fellas?
My guess would be >10, but less than 50, most likely.
Correct?

Never seen a map like that before. Probably to confuse people a little bit, but it is still a legit map.

a. why this is not being taught in school?
b. why people openly admit to being so ignorant without being ashamed at the slightest?

At least a few of them mentioned that. "Shouldn't this be taught in school" (yes it should, guess it isn't?) and "that's the sad part" so she is at least aware there is a problem (even if she likely doesn't care).

[Ibian]

five dollar wrench attack

Are you aware that legacy money can be stolen?

[Ibian]

All Members

Just had to send this one following a certain Coronavirus press briefing on Friday.
 

Five people on a plane that is going to crash, Nicola Sturgeon, The Pope, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and a young lad let's call him George.

Big problem, there were only four parachutes. Sturgeon said,” I have to have one as I am the Scottish First Minister”  grabs the chute and goes.

The Pope grabs another one saying “ I am the head of all the Catholics in the world”  and he's gone.

Trump says ”I am the smartest man in the States and I know that I can save the World ”.   He grabs a chute and he's also gone.

Boris says to the lad.   “I have had a good life and you are just starting yours so go ahead take a chute and jump”. George replies,   “There is no need to worry sir there's no problem;  we have two chutes left as the smartest man in America took my school satchel”.



 Should have paid more attention to detail Donald.

 
Thank You Ivor J****.

Hope everyone is taking advantage of the sunshine,

Hon Sec

The real punchline is that the current pope is the antichrist and they all let him go.

[Cryptotourist]

Ibi and his pickle,
have sincere love for China,
on haiku Sunday.

[d_eddie]

Corona Sunday
segregation in spring
my pickle's lonely




#haiku

[kellrobinson]

Since 2010, bitcoin's price floor has traced a smooth curve -- until the recent market shock, which constitutes an exogenous impact on the crypto's trajectory. You can see btc/usd dropped below the line recently. Interestingly, bitcoin's exchange rate recovery seems to be magnetically attracted to historical support, as seen in the second graph.



The corn needs to get above the line and stay there.