grumpyoldtroll
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October 29, 2014, 05:50:28 AM |
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Why did the bitcoin cross the road? To get to the china bubble just made that up You call this one a joke? LoL.
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mullerdan
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October 29, 2014, 03:27:35 PM |
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lol there are funny jokes and others less
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JaPeK
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November 04, 2014, 12:54:49 AM Last edit: November 04, 2014, 01:36:58 AM by JaPeK |
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jsgayo
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November 04, 2014, 02:08:38 AM |
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Often talk about new topic. It is just a test.
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misterpressman
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November 04, 2014, 02:18:58 AM |
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lol there are funny jokes and others less The one below you belongs to the "less" funny jokes. Or the corny ones. LOL
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Fioraver
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Gamblica Pre-Sale launch 01.03.2018!
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November 04, 2014, 02:31:28 AM |
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anyone feel it funny?
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VampiricElder
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November 04, 2014, 04:45:54 AM |
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Jack and jill went up a hill, both with half a bitcoin.
Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.
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themys
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November 09, 2014, 03:31:44 PM |
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Not very funny but give the smile! Bitcoin bring a lot!
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JaPeK
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December 12, 2014, 10:49:59 AM |
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TalkTalk
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December 12, 2014, 02:20:29 PM |
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Chuck Norris is able to perform a 51%attack mining only with a pen and a piece of paper.
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BitNerd
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December 21, 2014, 07:19:50 PM |
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-Once upon a time, the world was ruled by tyrants who controlled and printed money at will, and all people worked to make them rich. -Bullshit, granpa.
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December 21, 2014, 07:31:12 PM |
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Chuck Norris is able to perform a 51%attack mining only with a pen and a piece of paper.
That is not a joke, that is a statement Everybody knows that.
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Superhitech
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December 21, 2014, 07:31:46 PM |
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Here's one that I made in the Chuck Norris joke thread: Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral...
...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post.
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Brewins
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December 21, 2014, 07:47:25 PM |
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Chuck Norris created Bitcoin because he wanted to make some billions of $ while practicing mental math
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blossbloss
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December 22, 2014, 04:06:53 AM |
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Schrodinger's cat knows your private key. Maybe.
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JaPeK
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January 14, 2015, 01:46:24 AM Last edit: January 14, 2015, 02:26:59 AM by JaPeK |
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Your momma so stupid she ignored crypto currency. Your momma so poor she doesn't have a doge in a pool.
Your momma so inflated even Cryptsy bots couldn't pump that. Your momma so fat they feed her trough faucets. Your momma so fat the blockchain snapped.
Your momma so ugly they put her Bitcoin QR code into her passport picture instead. Your momma so ugly they hope chikun will go to da MOON!
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JaPeK
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January 14, 2015, 02:22:59 AM |
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How do you make enough time for all the work and play with your computer? - You don't. You mine with the GPU.
How do you know it's P2Pool? - Balance still 0.00000000 after months of mining.
How do you know it's Bitcoin? - All your inputs are less than the minimum fee per input.
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January 14, 2015, 02:40:27 AM |
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Why did the Bitcoin cross the silkroad?
To commit computer hacking, traffic in fraudulent identification documents, and money laundering conspiracy.
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pooya87
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January 14, 2015, 07:12:10 AM |
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A bitcoin walks into a bar. Bartender says "What can I get you?" Bitcoin says "I'll have a beer, a plate of nachos, and a can of motor oil." .........
when the bartender comes back with the order the bitcoin's price has fallen so he cant pay for it
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VIS ET LIBERTAS
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February 02, 2015, 08:28:43 AM |
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Bitcoin is not the answer, Bitcoin is the question. Yes! is the answer.
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"Es ist kein Zeichen geistiger Gesundheit, gut angepasst an eine kranke Gesellschaft zu sein."
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