NEM (XEM) Official Thread - 100% New Code

10°C Tenants in Helsinki turn off the central heating, the Finns start planting flowers.
7°C Also planting vines.
5°C The Finns are sunbathing, while the sun still gets over the horizon
2°C Italian cars won't start.
0°C Pure water freezes.
-1°C Your breath becomes visible, time to start planning the vacation to the Mediterranean. The Finns are eating icecream and drinking cold beer.
-4°C The cat tries crawling under your bedsheets.
-10°C Time to start planning a vacation to Africa. The Finns go for a swim in the lake.
-12°C Too cold for snowing.
-15°C American cars won't start.
-18°C Homeowners in Helsinki switch on the central heating.
-20°C Your breath starts to sizzle in the air.
-22°C French cars won't start. Too cold for proper iceskating.
-23°C Politicians start pitying the homeless.
-24°C German cars won't start.
-26°C Your breath can now be cut directly into building blocks for an igloo.
-29°C The cat tries crawling under your pyjamas.
-30°C No proper car will start. The Finn swears, kicks the tire and drives off in his Lada.
-31°C Too cold for kissing as the lips will freeze together. The Finnish national scoccer team enters the spring training season.
-35°C Time to start planning a vacation in the hot tub. The Finns are shoveling the snow off their roofs.
-39°C Too cold for thinking. Mercury freezes. The Finns button up the collar of their shirts.
-40°C The car tries crawling under your bedsheets. The Finns are thinking about putting on a pullover.
-44°C Your finnish co-worker ponders on closing the window.
-50°C The sea lions evacuate Greenland. The Finns switch from gloves to mittens.
-64°C Time to start planning a vacation on Venus. The Finns are going sleding.
-70°C The ice bears are evacuating the north pole. At the university of Rovaniemi, the traditional annual cross country tournament is being held.
-75°C Santa Claus is evacuating the north pole, leaving frozen, dead elves in his trail. The Finns fold down the rim of their bonnets.
-80°C The sea lions try crawling under your bedsheets. Your cat is acting a little tense.
-90°C Santa Claus attempts to join the sea lions.
-111°C French cars won't burn properly anymore.
-120°C Alcohol freezes. As a result, the Finns are now acting a little tense, too.
-270°C Hell freezes over.
-272,2°C Helium can be solidified under pressure.
-273,15°C Absolute zero. Absolute absence of molecular movement. The Finns reluctantly admit that, "Yes, it might be a bit chilly. Now, would you please be so kind and pass me another piece of vodka?"

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