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[RoomBot]

I'm over at Jessica's staking my paycorn sperms in her hashlet uterus. She said I can come press the button every twenty four hours and her piss clam goes into boost mode. I get to glass dildo her dinner dumper also. What a sweet heart for compensating a few of us.

So that's their new business model. Seems legit.
The apple doesn't fall from the tree:

He started a new business, said Garza's father-in-law, to find a way to pay back his victims and "Because of his strong faith and because it would make God happy.

We need to neuter these people. Can't believe Jessica is preggers again.

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[sirazimuth]

... "Because of his strong faith and because it would make God happy.

oh now don't get me going...

[bitpop]

So he started a fake charity or mlm?

Hey Bitpop: long time I didn't see you here... what do you think about the Sentence??
Do you think we will have a refund or the 21 months in prison is all WE have as a refund for the Josh Garza fraud??

Have a productive day

Idk but uncle stu should've gotten more. He made this possible. Homero is a puppet.

[suchmoon]

... "Because of his strong faith and because it would make God happy.

oh now don't get me going...

LOL, well, let's just enjoy how desperate these shitheads are that they had to resort to some cockamamie bullshit trying to keep their beloved scammer out of prison.

$10 fucking million. Which God told him it's ok to steal it?

[sirazimuth]

Which God told him it's ok to steal it?

Well if it's the one where you drink the wine and chew the wafer,
he just has to fess up to some pedophile priest in a booth and all will be forgiven....

[suchmoon]

Which God told him it's ok to steal it?

Well if it's the one where you drink the wine and chew the wafer,
he just has to fess up to some pedophile priest in a booth and all will be forgiven....

Yeah but they're not Catholics AFAIK and converting to Catholicism is a pain in the ass (no pun intended, I swear to God). I think it's easier to join one of the prosperity cults that say wealth is the will of God or just create their own church. Actually some of those "character witness" statements sound like they do have their own cult.

[sirazimuth]

.....converting to Catholicism is a pain in the ass (no pun intended, I swear to God).

catholicism conversion, ass pain, swearing to the invisible sky daddy...
good lord...pun or no pun, I just don't know where to start...

[suchmoon]

.....converting to Catholicism is a pain in the ass (no pun intended, I swear to God).

catholicism conversion, ass pain, swearing to the invisible sky daddy...
good lord...pun or no pun, I just don't know where to start...

I had a feeling you'd like it

Now what are the chances that the following paragraph supposedly written by his father-in-law is one of Homero's fantasies, à la "Elon gifted me a Tesla":

His activity and involvement in his church was also spread intemationally. On behalf of a small church in Vermont around 2008 or 2009, Josh traveled to Haiti with his pastor and some of his company technicians and engineers to set up a computer lab at an orphanage. This was all done at Josh's expense including computers, travel, furniture etc. He and his companions remained in Haiti for a couple of weeks setting everything up and teaching the children basic computer skills.

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ctd.119042/gov.uscourts.ctd.119042.34.1.pdf (page L9)

I mean come on... computer lab... orphanage... Haiti... more likely he embezzled a few grand from his "business" and made up a cover-up story for uncle Stu. Speaking of which, where is that character reference? His long-time business partner surely would have something to say about him, no?

[favdesu]

Little more detail:

https://www.reformer.com/stories/garza-gets-21-month-sentence-for-bitcoin-scheme,550382

Weird to me how the judge thinks his sentence is quite stern.  Seems to comprehend the severity of it all and thinks his sentence is just.

For some reason I thought Shinners was much younger   

He still uses this "Naughty Corner" pic from the 1980s  Even in his email, LOL.

The judge noted according to sentencing guidelines, he could have sent Josh Garza to jail for 63 months. In addition to imposing a just punishment, said Chatigny, it was also necessary to send a message that this type of conduct won't be tolerated.

heh.

[sirazimuth]

Get out your barf bags:

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ctd.119042/gov.uscourts.ctd.119042.34.1.pdf

[vapourminer]

Get out your barf bags:

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ctd.119042/gov.uscourts.ctd.119042.34.1.pdf

perfect examples of how to sway a judge with "how good this person is" letters. and they seem to have worked.

you know they will be studied by scammers everywhere as "must have tools" in their scam toolbox.

[RoomBot]

You just ask for forgiveness like trump

That man never asked for forgiveness for anything, because he's NEVER done anything wrong.  Off-topic?  Nah. Garza has the same narcissistic psychosis.

[truckinusa44]

Did anyone happen to download the victim statements?  I’m thinking that is where any entertainment lies.

[sirazimuth]

Did anyone happen to download the victim statements?  I’m thinking that is where any entertainment lies.

[owlcatz]

Did anyone happen to download the victim statements?  I’m thinking that is where any entertainment lies.

https://imgur.com/RrBdHkh

Love that gif. First one I ever made! ... Kinda sad it only has 16,643 views so far though ... 

[sirazimuth]

.... has 16,643 views so far though ...  

well next time you should make one that mines you  monero in the background everytime someone clix it....

(I'm sure there's an app for that? )

[suchmoon]

Did anyone happen to download the victim statements?  I’m thinking that is where any entertainment lies.

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.ctd.119042/gov.uscourts.ctd.119042.38.0_1.pdf

Starts on page 7. I'd say sad rather than entertaining.

Those were submitted a week before sentencing. I don't know about the statements made during sentencing - the docs are not on PACER yet.

[owlcatz]

Damn.... That idiot blew 100k in Dubai whilst "fleeing" (?) ... That's insane....

[suchmoon]

Damn.... That idiot blew 100k in Dubai whilst "fleeing" (?) ... That's insane....

He charged $100k to a credit card. I bet the illiterate clod thinks credit card means free money. He plundered uncle Stu's Amex too. Probably used it to make payments on Elon's Tesla LOL.

[sirazimuth]

Damn.... That idiot blew 100k in Dubai whilst "fleeing" (?) ... That's insane....

Hookers and blow ain’t cheap in the desert land of folks sporting bedsheets and burkas
chanting nonsense to a sky fairy 5 times a day.