More proof that Long Dong and Skropenis knew about Bitcoin prior to them becoming the marketing arm of HashFash. It seems their other partner, David Neawedde, a.ka. deejne of whom I've mentioned prior on this thread (search deejne) just so happened to be on a panel discussion at the XBIZ Summit with BitPay's Tony Galippi back in May, 2013: http://newsle.com/article/0/73437396/Featuring Avi Bitton from Wicked Pictures, Douglas Richter from AWEmpire, JuicyAds’ David Neawedde and BitPay co-founder and CEO Tony Galippi, the panel will look at the nature of bitcoin and its role in the economic ecosystem. David Neawedde can be seen here on Jame's Kottmeier's site: http://web.archive.org/web/20100909154440/http://playpencash.com/index.php?go=contactCONTACT
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Your Affiliate Manager David "DJ" N. Affiliate Manager deejne 391542747 djplaypen dj@playpencash.com
General Support and Questions affiliates@playpencash.com. Please make sure you're sitting down and don't have anything handy to throw nearby for those who've ordered opt to click the following link: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=198045.msg2061886#msg2061886 Remember, I warned you! For those who did click, how did you like the second post? Thought so! Me so bad! ~TMI BTCITW PS: Bonus points awarded if you can identify what's wrong with the following sentence: "Having spent 9 yrs of my own higher educational life in the Bay Area, a new Silicon Valley/Palo Alto based mining development team peaked my interest."
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Mammoth 3 T product is called Maggot - hmm, srsly?
Maggot™ (3 TH/s) $8,499
OT, sorry, but product name was too ridiculous.
Note to self: Don't name your new ASIC mining outfit CupcakeMiner.
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The surreality of this thread just goes on and on and on.
I haven't bother to hunt, but pretty sure I could fine a video on Playpen.com depicting Long Dong Johnston and Skropenis banging away Kathee, all three donning a pirate outfit, timestamped the same time Frick and Frack were supposed to be servicing their customers. Oh, wait! I guess they were all served when they paid for their Golden Nonce orders. The only thing left now is for them To Cum Together.
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I don't know if there is an equivelent body in USA, b
Welcome to Scamerica!!! You can joke all you want with this, but on second thought it is rather odd consumers in the biggest consumer market in the world are not protected more from such a things. I understand freedom of trade, free markets, weak state, and all this stuff, but believe me this is close to impossible to happen anywhere else. We scream constantly to overblown state mechanisms in my country, and state bureaucracy blown out of proportions, but I'm pretty certain anywhere else this things would end by state clerks all over the HF back. It's also odd that scam of these proportions is not all over the media, they should love such a juicy stories. How often multi-million dollar scams are there in the USA for this to go unnoticed? It's the bitcoin aspect that screws up consumer protections. If it wasn't present, there would be more obvious recourse to that kind of complaint, and they'd stand a better chance of success. But, if you put yourself in the shoes of a bureaucrat, you're kind of "damned if you do, damned if you don't" here. The "community" is loud and clear that bitcoin does not want regulation, but the "community" also has problems with dishonest and incompetent hardware manufacturers. From the federal level, there is bascially a policy vacuum, because the feds haven't figured out if and how to deal with it, and they are kind of signalling 'hands off', like the "community" says it wants. So if you wade into this as a low or mid-level bureaucrat of the sort that might typically try to enforce consumer protection laws, you're probably going to get your head chopped off and be accused of overreaching. And you are probably saying to yourself, "heh, those guys, so proud of their independence and insulting the government all the time, now look who's crying? ... why should I stick my neck out for them? Most of them say I'm irrelevant, until they run into @ssholes like BFL and Hashfast. Well, sorry fellas, it's time you grew up and gave us more respect. Here's a lesson for you." Yea, I think certainly the 'no forced refunds' aspect is dangerous for consumers. That, coupled with the meteoric rise in BTC prices has meant there's a huge lure for unscrupulous people to get their scams in. If enough of these scams go on and people will give up on bitcoin. It's just too easy to be ripped off. What I find ironic about this (and everyone else who's complaining) is the fact that so many people cried for the longest time about BFL and about how "You are required to give refunds if you don't ship in 30 days, the FTC says so!!!!!!1!1!" (which is wrong, by the way, but whatever) - now that it's happening, the same people are crying about receiving "forced refunds." So which is it, do you want forced refunds according to the commonly held misconception about the FTC or do you want your hardware? You can't have mutually exclusive results happening simultaneously. inb4 "But this is different." ... It's not all that different than what BFL went through. We had engineering problems, HF is having engineering problems. I have no doubt Hashfast is working as fast as they can to get the product out the door and everyone at HF is having sleepless nights over it. I have no inside knowledge about it, obviously, but I can imagine what they are going through. Could/can they handle things better? Yes, absolutely, just like there are many things about the sequence of events that BFL could have done better about. Unfortunately, neither BFL nor Hashfast are large, multi-billion dollar corporations that have the resources to do that... we are a few people, bitcoin nerds mostly, trying to deliver a high demand product that grows exponentially before ones eyes. Gulp! You may have a point, Josh. BTW, this thread is lot more fun than all those BFL threads--combined. Here, we have the marketing arm (Long Dong Johnston, skro of Skropenis) dressed up as a pirate fucking everybody (literally) who comes along. Albeit, I do miss the rainbow poodle and locusts. And, if anybody is interested in a KinkLab review... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7b8pWoj2cBut that's not what I came here to post about. Somebody may need to copy the following video for posterity in case it ups and vanishes like so many other links associated with HashFast that has happened most recently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfI70X78aLcAs seen, James Johnston posted a video about himself using the name Abram Kottmeier, soliciting a résumé while already on HashFast's payroll, teamed up with Skropenis.
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I don't know if there is an equivelent body in USA, b
Welcome to Scamerica!!! You can joke all you want with this, but on second thought it is rather odd consumers in the biggest consumer market in the world are not protected more from such a things. I understand freedom of trade, free markets, weak state, and all this stuff, but believe me this is close to impossible to happen anywhere else. We scream constantly to overblown state mechanisms in my country, and state bureaucracy blown out of proportions, but I'm pretty certain anywhere else this things would end by state clerks all over the HF back. It's also odd that scam of these proportions is not all over the media, they should love such a juicy stories. How often multi-million dollar scams are there in the USA for this to go unnoticed? It's the bitcoin aspect that screws up consumer protections. If it wasn't present, there would be more obvious recourse to that kind of complaint, and they'd stand a better chance of success. But, if you put yourself in the shoes of a bureaucrat, you're kind of "damned if you do, damned if you don't" here. The "community" is loud and clear that bitcoin does not want regulation, but the "community" also has problems with dishonest and incompetent hardware manufacturers. From the federal level, there is bascially a policy vacuum, because the feds haven't figured out if and how to deal with it, and they are kind of signalling 'hands off', like the "community" says it wants. So if you wade into this as a low or mid-level bureaucrat of the sort that might typically try to enforce consumer protection laws, you're probably going to get your head chopped off and be accused of overreaching. And you are probably saying to yourself, "heh, those guys, so proud of their independence and insulting the government all the time, now look who's crying? ... why should I stick my neck out for them? Most of them say I'm irrelevant, until they run into @ssholes like BFL and Hashfast. Well, sorry fellas, it's time you grew up and gave us more respect. Here's a lesson for you." Yea, I think certainly the 'no forced refunds' aspect is dangerous for consumers. That, coupled with the meteoric rise in BTC prices has meant there's a huge lure for unscrupulous people to get their scams in. If enough of these scams go on and people will give up on bitcoin. It's just too easy to be ripped off. What I find ironic about this (and everyone else who's complaining) is the fact that so many people cried for the longest time about BFL and about how "You are required to give refunds if you don't ship in 30 days, the FTC says so!!!!!!1!1!" (which is wrong, by the way, but whatever) - now that it's happening, the same people are crying about receiving "forced refunds." So which is it, do you want forced refunds according to the commonly held misconception about the FTC or do you want your hardware? You can't have mutually exclusive results happening simultaneously. inb4 "But this is different." ... It's not all that different than what BFL went through. We had engineering problems, HF is having engineering problems. I have no doubt Hashfast is working as fast as they can to get the product out the door and everyone at HF is having sleepless nights over it. I have no inside knowledge about it, obviously, but I can imagine what they are going through. Could/can they handle things better? Yes, absolutely, just like there are many things about the sequence of events that BFL could have done better about. Unfortunately, neither BFL nor Hashfast are large, multi-billion dollar corporations that have the resources to do that... we are a few people, bitcoin nerds mostly, trying to deliver a high demand product that grows exponentially before ones eyes. Gulp! You may have a point, Josh. BTW, this thread is lot more fun than all those BFL threads--combined. Here, we have the marketing arm (Long Dong Johnston, skro of Skropenis) dressed up as a pirate fucking everybody (literally) who comes along. Albeit, I do miss the rainbow poodle and locusts.
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I don't have all details but what is going to happen ? Are you gonna have a refund or a late delivery ? What date ?
You want details! YOU WANT DETAILS! You can't handle details! Son, once you read what the marketing arm of HashFast is doing with their share of YOUR money... http://www.sexlifecanada.ca/users/fleur-de-lis-sf/you-are-smelly-pirate-hookergo-back-your-home-whore-islandI walked over to see Kathee in a very sexy red corset and a cute little skirt. James told me he was not fond of costuming, but, he had on a fantastic skull and cross bone belt buckle. I liked it! It was our first time hanging out where we weren’t working in some way. I was quite excited to play with my new friends and to introduce them to “Bondage Night” at the Supperclub. They got checked in and seated so I introduced them to Miss Monika. Monika does her radio broadcast live from the Supperclub on Bondage Night. She was going to have James and Kathee on the show to talk about their website. To be clear, James is James Johnston/James Kottmeier, skro of John Skrodenis (Skropenis), his brother-in-arms. And, the theme of this particular bondage night was... Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum a pirates life for me. What do you think of when you think about a pirate? When I was a kid, Pirates of the Caribbean was my favorite ride at Disneyland. I think we have all been to a restaurant or a street corner where you saw a guy with an eye patch or a parrot on his shoulder. Deep down I think we all fantasize about being pirates. Pirates are known for being rude, brutish but also mischievous, sexy and fun. When Monika, from Sexploration with Monika, told me that the Supperclub's March bondage night was a pirate theme; I was very excited to go.
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When the "Big Book of Forensic Phin's Fabulous Forum Finds" (a must for every bathroom) debuts to the #1 spot on NYT BestSeller's List, the Crashfast chapter and this tidbit will definitely be in the Top Ten. You know what's ironic? I penned that while taking a shit, and still am shitting sitting here now. Seriously! And, I need another cup of java. Anybody? ~TMI BTCITW
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So I don't get it. Is Amy spending her time manually assembling and tweaking a Sierra every few days and then sending it to DeadTerra?
This seems like a pathetic use of her time if the company's objective here is to actually ship. (yeah, yeah, I know)
Vocabulary Correction Notice
Wrong: de (or De) Castro, Edward (or Eduardo) Right: Rodriguez De Castro, Eduardo
Wrong: Refund Check. Right: Attempted Buy Out (ABU)
Wrong: [Golden] Nonce: Not On Normal Communal Exercise, albeit obviously they're not playing well with others. Right: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nonce (sometimes, you just can't make this shit up)
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May I ask how was he going to convert 7.2 mil in bitcoins at Honduras and back to dollars in Panama without getting noticed? That is not any easy task to do using localbitcoins.com I beg to differ. Enter Bitcoin "Don", able to convert millions for only 20%. "Don" has no problem converting back, ready for the next customer. Honduran boards and exits plane with standard carry-on, and is picked up by limo, curtesy of "Don" and brought to his Panamanian villa. After waiting for the a confirmation or two over a glass of cognac, a suitcase is passed, and off the customer goes. No need to worry about any funny business, because at a 20% vig, why kill the golden goose.
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http://books.google.com/books?id=VpBBAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA85&dq=joke+book&hl=en&sa=X&ei=a4XYUuipDYjzqwHrrYAg&ved=0CE4Q6AEwAw#v=onepage&q=joke%20book&f=falseOld Abe's Joker; or, Wit at the White House. We have christened this child of our gayest fancies and warmest hopes "Old Abe's Joker," for what could be more natural than to associate with "quips and cranks and wanton wiles" the name of one who so greatly enjoyed and successfully perpetrated the fine old, full-favored joke. The following are titles of the principal jokes contained in this book, viz.:--At it with a will--The recruit's catechism--A catarrhal poem--Scene in a pawnbroker's--Old Abe's uncle--Hard times in Arkansas--A delicate excuse--Outhucksterling a huckster--A tight squeeze--A rugged journey--Rather delicate--A. Ward on hugging--A barrister posed--A soldier's joke--Old Abe on the Congressman--Abraham's last--Hit him there--Hard on Greeley--An accountant--Never judge by appearance--A miserable man--A candid physician--A railroad story--Mrs. and Mr. Spillman--Mundane bliss--A pleasant bed-fellow--Go it while you're young--A hardware incident--A maiden speech, and several hundred others equally as good. It is without a doubt one of the best tencent joke books published. If you are morose or despondent, don't fail to send for a copy to-day, as it is better than medicine as a tonic for the system, and if you are not troubled that way it will help to keep you from becoming so. Price 10 Cents per copy, by mail, post-paid. U.S. postage stamps taken sames as cash, and quit asking if we take Bitcoin.
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Everytime I see... I can't help but think of...
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How do i know this for sure is a scam, beside working for HF? Because all the money that´s left is sitting on a account belonging to a bank in a country which first letter is S. (Not in the states anymore) Suckburg?
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ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE PROVEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FOR MYSELF AND MY DAUGHTER AYN. I HAD HOPED THAT AFTER MY PREVIOUS COMMUNICATION MY DAUGHTER WOULD BE LEFT AT PEACE BUT IT SEEMS THAT IS NOT TO BE THE CASE. AS IF THE ZERO DAY VIRUS WHICH INFECTED HER COMPUTER WAS NOT ENOUGH TROUBLE, EARLY YESTERDAY MORNING BEFORE BEGINING HER HOME SCHOOLING I DISCOVERED THAT MY DAUGHTER HAD NOT SLEPT AT ALL. I FOUND HER KNEELING BESIDE HER BED DEEP IN PRAYER WITH A HAGGARD AND TIRED FACE. MY DAUGHTER WAS ONLY INTENDED TO BE USING THIS BBS FOR SUPPLEMENTATION OF HER ECONOMICS LESSONS BUT SHE IS LIKE ME A DEVOUTLY RELIGIOUS INDIVIDUAL AND TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD WITNESSED AN INDIVIDUAL DEEP IN THE SUFFERING OF SEXUAL IMMORALITY AND WAS PRAYING FOR THE SAVING OF HIS ETERNAL SOUL. I CONSIDERED THIS A WORTHY EXCUSE BUT LATER WHEN SHE FELL ASLEEP DURING HER LESSONS I DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE FURTHER. UNFORTUNATELY IT APPEARS THAT MY DAUGHTER WAS LYING TO ME, AN UNFORGIVEABLE OFFENSE, AND HAD IN FACT BEEN PRAYING FOR HER OWN SALVATION. AS I INVESTIGATED THE LOGS OF HER USAGE OF THIS BBS I DISCOVERED THAT SHE HAD VIEWED SEVERAL PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGES OF A BESTIAL NATURE INCLUDING AN INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE COFFEE TABLE. AYN HAS HAD ISSUES OVER THE YEARS WITH SEXUAL IMMORALITY, A PROBLEM I HAD THOUGHT SHE HAD OVERCOME, BUT NOW IT SEEMS THE PROBLEM WAS WORSE THAN I HAD THOUGHT. I HAD ALWAYS VIEWED HER OBSESSIONS WITH HORSE FIGURINES AND ASSOCIATED MEDIA TO BE A HARMLESS HOBBY WHICH COULD TEACH HER LESSONS OF THE VALUE OF AQUISITION, HOWEVER IT IS CLEAR NOW THAT UNDERNEATH SOMETHING MORE SINISTER WAS AT WORK. I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO CONFISCATE ALL OF HER HORSE FIGURINES, HORSE POSTERS, HORSE LAMP, HORSE FIGURINE ACCESORIES, AND BITCOINS. FOR NOW THEY ARE TAKING UP HALF OF MY GARAGE AS I CONTEMPLATE HOW TO LIQUIDATE THISE ITEMS. TOMMOROW SHE WILL RETURN TO THE CHRISTIAN TREATMENT CENTER UNTIL HER EIGHTEENTH BIRTHDAY WHEN, GOD WILLING, SHE WILL BE FREE OF THIS IMMORALITY AND ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HERSELF. BITCOIN BBS, YOU HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT PAIN AND ANGUISH FORME AND MY FAMILY, BUT MY DAUGHTER COUNTS MANY OF YOU AS CLOSE FRIENDS SO I HAVE ALOWED HER TO TYPE A BRIEF GOING AWAY MESSAGE: *MESSAGE REMOVED* I HOPE ALL OF YOU ARE HAPPY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE, PLEASE CLEAN UP YOUR ACT IN THE FUTURE. LET US PRAY: BLESSED ARE THE PEACEMAKERS, FOR THEY SHALL BE KNOWN AS THE CHILDREN OF GOD. BUT I SAY TO YOU THAT HEAR, LOVE YOUR ENEMIES, DO GOOD TO THOSE WHO HATE YOU, BLESS THOSE WHO CURSE YOU, PRAY FOR THOSE WHO ABUSE YOU. TO THOSE WHO STRIKE YOU ON THE CHEEK, OFF THE OTHER ALSO, AND FROM THOSE WHO TAKE AWAY YOUR CLOAK, DO NOT WITHHOLD YOUR COAT AS WELL. GIVE TO EVERYONE WHO BEGS FROM YOU, AND OF THOSE WHO TAKE AWAY YOUR GOODS, DO NOT ASK THEM AGAIN. AND AS YOU WISH THAT OTHERS WOULD DO TO YOU, DO SO TO THEM. AMEN. GOODBYE.
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