If this is the truth let's hear you thank vod etc... for their endless selfless efforts of stopping the hookha lounge happening. Because everything is perfect right? You can stop begging for money now.


Teacher "What do you want to be when you grow up Billy?"
Billy "I want to be a fireman Sir."
Teacher "How about you Suzie?"
Suzie "I want to travel and help people in poor countries."
Teacher "Your turn next Dank. How about you?"
Dank "My dream is to become a delusional, bankrupt, homeless, jobless bum Sir."

Yes, if you say so dank.

Well they would wouldn't they. 

I don't understand. We are at the moon already aren't we?
Well, we are for me anyway.

None. He accused those of trying to help him of shrinking his brain. Dank knows better than trained professionals.

I don't think you fully understand the role of the miners.

You have greedily chosen the easy shortcut path to peace and happiness, via drugs. But this will only provide you with a temporary, dull, false, cheap alternative to real peace and happiness.

It's all false. It's all a lie. It's all a delusion.
You will deny it till your blue in the face of course, but this is the truth. Nothing you say will change that.

You should really get a PGP key like in my signature, vod. If my account got hacked and I got locked out I could sign a message proving it's me. The hacker wouldn't be able to of course.

Dank simply didn't believe enough. Either that or "Monster-Ant's" post shot that half-baked idea down in flames.


I just realised I never even posted on that infamous hookah thread. Still getting the blame though.

Oh I see, it's everybody's else's fault your in the situation your in now.

Delusional.

I'm taking my coins out of offline cold storage and want them in this bank now!! I demand an application form!

You see, I tried to have a sensible conversation and we ended back at this nonsense.

Well I genuinely wish you luck. But what can you do that the millions of others wannbe rockstars that also believe in themselves, whom you will be ruthlessly competing against, cannot do?

I'll take a listen later, but I'm a poor choice of judge as I know nothing about music.

It isn't the second most old one whatsoever.

Isn't it interesting dank doesn't like it when his questions aren't answered. What's wrong? Don't like the taste of your own medicine?


Nothing wrong with dreams and aspirations, but maybe you've set your sights a little high on this one.
So out of the millions of others that want to be rockstars, what's your angle? What's your niche? What can you do that the next man in line cannot? Do you have the 'X' factor?

Your chances are slim as you have so much competition. But don't let that put you off trying of course, but as long as your prepared for near certain failure, that's fine. Obviously you have a backup plan in place if this doesn't work out for you. What's your backup plan?


In a ideal world maybe, but in the real world it just doesn't work like that at all.
For example on here a person with a scammer tag is never going to be equal to another person without one. This is just obvious common sense.

So your saying two people in love is disgusting?

Wow. 

The main day here in the UK is Remembrance Sunday where we observe 2 minutes at 11.00am. I was up in Trafalgar Square which is near the Cenotaph this year. We couldn't get near the Cenotaph as it was too busy and we had the pushchair with us.

We also do 2 minutes today as well, but Sunday is usually the main day.

Well I thought I was very greedy when I started here (hence my avatar), until I meant dank, now I realise how overestimated I was. Dank's on a level I never thought existed. I think it's a little bigger than a just a tiny splinter.
I'm not going to change my avatar as it's what I'm know by on here and gets recognised.


Yes he gave away his soul, but what I think has happened is a demon has entered the void left by his missing soul. The only way out is to buy back his soul, in other words, pay back his debt.
I don't think dank is a bad person, but he is now under control of the demon. This would explain the daemon telling him not to get a job, it will do everything in its power to trick dank into not doing so.

Wow, I thought I had problems.  

Denial just confirms your delusions.
Fight your greed dank, then perhaps one day you can experience ego death.

Maybe dank could write this banning event in his eagerly awaited book; "Dank, my tales of persecution."