Flat Earth

[SheriffEl]

I believe in flat earth

[notbatman]

^^^ It's not something you believe, it's something you know!

[BonfireBob]

this thread is Epic, created at 2015 and still relevant

[Cryptotourist]

^^^ So the earth, a ball below my feet that curves down and away from me at ~8" per mile^2, it creates a flat horizon that rises up to my eye level and hides objects in the distance behind its curvature. The ships at sea they sail over this curve, that's how your telling me it works right?

That the flat and level horizon line in front of me is the curved side of the ball below my feet is so obvious, so common sense, that opposition to this fact should be violently opposed. Hang the bastards by their P900 straps, amirite?

Dude, you are so fucking stupid it hurts.
Who gives a fuck about your - in da cave - eye level. Get out and climb that fucking mountain.

^^^ It's not something you believe, it's something you know!

I suppose you could be decedents of past flatheads, with more than average hard-coded stupidity on your DNA.
Nevertheless your thesis is an insult to humanity.
Even our great great great ancestors, knew more about our solar system than the sheer fake bullshit you pretend to stand for.

[notbatman]

^^^ That croppy choppy shop is really sad, it makes me mad and you should feel bad.



Refraction not withstanding the horizon rises to eye level no matter your altitude.

[Cryptotourist]

^^^ That croppy choppy shop is really sad, it makes me mad and you should feel bad.

I feel really bad Batty, take your pills & may the force be with us.

[notbatman]

^^^

[Cryptotourist]

Nice effort there Batty.
Give us a fucking break.

Surely you can confirm that the sea & the horizon is curved, like all things in nature:



The clouds are amazing!

[BADecker]

^^^ I wonder what nationality she is.     

[zeto]

^^^ I wonder what nationality she is.     

Latina obviously. I have yet to experience a pure latina or a caucasian girl.

[Cryptotourist]

^^^ I wonder what nationality she is.    

We are all human. Except Batty, evolution did take a hard fork there. Homo Flatheadious.

Latina obviously. I have yet to experience a pure latina or a caucasian girl.

Neither has Batty unfortunately. Living in a bat cave doesn't provide many opportunities.

[pressnegl]

Nice effort there Batty.
Give us a fucking break.

Surely you can confirm that the sea & the horizon is curved, like all things in nature:



The clouds are amazing!

This girl looks amazing!!!! Does she have eyes of the same color as the sea?

[BADecker]

^^^ I wonder what nationality she is.    

We are all human. Except Batty, evolution did take a hard fork there. Homo Flatheadious.

Latina obviously. I have yet to experience a pure latina or a caucasian girl.

Neither has Batty unfortunately. Living in a bat cave doesn't provide many opportunities.

Yabut. Notice that she colors her hair. This is a sign of unhappiness about her natural self. Probably she over fasts, so she remains skinny like she is. What does all this mean? It means that she probably has dozens of flawed epigenetic markers, and that she will die well under 100 years.

This is important. Why? Because notbatman is stuck to FE like a religion. And religions are some of the most important movers in a person's life. notbatman will probably outlive most of us, simply because he is putting up with all our forceful criticism. He's learning to fight, mentally and spiritually. Such fighting is exercizing the things that will keep him alive well over 100 years.

[notbatman]

"it's photoshop but it, it has to be" -- Robert Simmons, creator of NASA's "blue marble".

[BADecker]

"it's photoshop but it, it has to be" -- Robert Simmons, creator of NASA's "blue marble".

https://i.imgur.com/XhaClaY.jpg

It's called enhancement.     

[hornetsnest]

When moon when lambo Is it a scam 

[notbatman]

NASA's budget for fiscal year (FY) 2019 is $21.5 billion. Source: "It's Over. Trump Signs FY2019 Appropriations Bill". Retrieved 2019-02-25.

$21.5 billion this year alone and they can't take a fucking picture of the Earth? I want my money back dipshits!

[BADecker]

NASA's budget for fiscal year (FY) 2019 is $21.5 billion. Source: "It's Over. Trump Signs FY2019 Appropriations Bill". Retrieved 2019-02-25.

$21.5 billion this year alone and they can't take a fucking picture of the Earth? I want my money back dipshits!

How could anybody take a f***ing picture of Earth? Earth doesn't f***. So, why did you give them your money in the first place? Were you looking for Earth pornography? Don't tell me you're a boob man, and are getting tired of flat Earth.

[notbatman]

^^^ The tax was deducted from my income. Then again when I spent that income.

Can't we just teabag NASA and all their cartoon balls in the sea around the Bermuda triangle, you know where all their rockets go?

[Cryptotourist]

~ you know where all their rockets go?

Oh wait, you admit that NASA has rockets?
Other than that, please tell us. I'm dying for a good laugh. Dome Arkanoid?