Flat Earth

[notbatman]

^^^ "billion dollar bottle rockets" -- Anonymous Floridian

[Cryptotourist]

"and he claimed that the Earth was flat" -- Eponymous Alien

[BADecker]

^^^ The tax was deducted from my income. Then again when I spent that income.

Can't we just teabag NASA and all their cartoon balls in the sea around the Bermuda triangle, you know where all their rockets go?

All you are saying is that you're as ignorant about taxation as you are about the shape of the earth. If you don't like taxation, volunteer out of it. Unlucky you. You are stuck with globe earth.

[Paashaas]

             

[notbatman]

Space is fake, the lights in the sky are on the ceiling.

[Cryptotourist]

There you go again Batty, when you make statements of this caliber, people reading it become numb.

Pay close attention:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eav7dFvc8

- FE OST 2019 - Track 1

[notbatman]

See also:

   Space Madness (S01E06) -- https://youtu.be/qwLKI4ivhOk

[BADecker]

^^^ Oh look. It's the man in the moon. And there we are, landing in our red chariot. "Set her down gently, boys."

 

[notbatman]

I've found proof the flat earth map projection Azimuthal Equidistant denoted AE is the correct one. The north pole is at the center and, south is the ring of elevated ice around the outside rim.


^{AE Map}

If you travel from the north to any point along the rim (south) or the other way around, it's a straight line:


^{North <---> South}

If you travel east or west from any point, it's a circle:


^{East <---> West}

Now here's the money, go to Google Earth and view their globe earth projection. Drag a path line from any point in the north to any point in the south and make sure it's straight south. Then do the same with a second path from that south point back up north and you end up at the first point.

Do the same with straight paths east and west, you don't end up anywhere close to where you started. Game over.


Credit: Jeranism

[BADecker]

I've found proof the flat earth map projection Azimuthal Equidistant denoted AE is the correct one. The north pole is at the center and, south is the ring of elevated ice around the outside rim.

https://i.imgur.com/p1Ptz8v.jpg
^{AE Map}

If you travel from the north to any point along the rim (south) or the other way around, it's a straight line:

https://i.imgur.com/MNfMrYo.jpg
^{North <---> South}

If you travel east or west from any point, it's a circle:

https://i.imgur.com/fDRwlJ3.jpg
^{East <---> West}

Now here's the money, go to Google Earth and view their globe earth projection. Drag a path line from any point in the north to any point in the south and make sure it's straight south. Then do the same with a second path from that south point back up north and you end up at the first point.

Do the same with straight paths east and west, you don't end up anywhere close to where you started. Game over.


Credit: Jeranism

Now go out there on the real globe to prove yourself wrong.     

[notbatman]

^^^ I've shown you proof (Nikon P900 video) the distance to the horizon is not consistent with a globe far beyond any reasonable margin of error.

Get the fuck out of here!

[sirazimuth]

             

Well that's just absurd. The earth isn't a square, it's a dome covered pancake.
Ask batty, he will explain it all and prove it with lots of interesting word salads memes and quotes from famous people.

[Cryptotourist]

I've found proof the flat earth ~

No shit!

[sdp]

The ancient Greeks endevored to measure the curvature of the Earth in 240 B.C..  Of course, this only incdentally proves the Earth was sphere or spheroid.  There wasn't even a question back then whether the Earth was flat or not.  How long has mankind known this to be true is unclear to me.  It seems it could be far before that like before writing itself.  I no longer think everyone who says they are Flat Earthers are trolling the rest of us.  Some of them are sincere.

[notbatman]

@sirazimuth, don't forget YouTube videos!

Such as:

   [Ultimate Flat Earth Proof] Stationary Flat Earth – The Gyroscope Doesn't Lie -- https://youtu.be/RF829QNKtT8



edit:

INB4 ring laser & fiberoptic gyros prove earth rotation. These electromagnetic devices are so highly sensitive they pick up the wake from the rotation of the stars (bits of electric plasma) located a few thousand miles overhead.

The mechanical gyroscope is proven to respond to a 15 deg/hr rotation. Game over.

[PryptoMontreal]

If Earth isn't flat then why does the United Nations logo have the North Pole in the centre? If UN accepts, who are we to question?

[BADecker]

^^^ I've shown you proof (Nikon P900 video) the distance to the horizon is not consistent with a globe far beyond any reasonable margin of error.

Get the fuck out of here!

You aren't taking into account everything that is necessary to prove the shape of the earth. Nice religion you have there, though.

 

[Westpool]

it's a flat world. it certainly is

[notbatman]

^^^ I've shown you proof (Nikon P900 video) the distance to the horizon is not consistent with a globe far beyond any reasonable margin of error.

Get the fuck out of here!

You aren't taking into account everything that is necessary to prove the shape of the earth. Nice religion you have there, though.

 

The earth is observably and measurably flat and motionless thus, the burden of proof is on the globe!

Here's proof the earth is flat:

   Globe Fails Distance to the Horizon ... -- https://youtu.be/XOVW25pQgjk

[Paashaas]

A lunar eclipse that Flat-Earthers have never seen before.