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March 09, 2020, 07:44:48 PM |
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Please allow me to recap, 2020 best performing asset=TP 2020 worst performing asset=Corona beer FUD=as usual BTC=BAF My body is ready ® LFCSource: ![Cool](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cool.gif) # F*ck that. I wouldn't even get hard by an angry naked teen chick. I need real women.
Tbh I've never tried, and probably neither have you. I was fucking with Ibian more than anything else. #nohomo Define real women.
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March 09, 2020, 07:46:05 PM |
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Is the dude the one with the epic 'stache or is this same-sex sex?
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March 09, 2020, 07:47:44 PM |
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Is the dude the one with the epic 'stache or is this same-sex sex? Yeah tranny with a moustache and huge boobs ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
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Please allow me to recap, 2020 best performing asset=TP 2020 worst performing asset=Corona beer FUD=as usual BTC=BAF My body is ready ® LFCSource: ![Cool](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cool.gif) # F*ck that. I wouldn't even get hard by an angry naked teen chick. I need real women.
Tbh I've never tried, and probably neither have you. I was fucking with Ibian more than anything else. #nohomo Define real women. real = NOT plastic/silicone or whatever ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
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March 09, 2020, 07:50:25 PM |
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Is the dude the one with the epic 'stache or is this same-sex sex? Hey man, who am I to assume anybodies gender? It’s 2020 ![Wink](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/wink.gif)
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March 09, 2020, 07:52:01 PM |
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Is the dude the one with the epic 'stache or is this same-sex sex? Yeah tranny with a moustache and huge boobs ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) I wish Bitcoin would moon soon so we could dispense with the lowbrow humour. Speaking of which tonight is the super worm moon (the first super moon of 2020). Pics if I can ![Smiley](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/smiley.gif)
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March 09, 2020, 07:53:20 PM |
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That is so disturbing. Apparently she will say How dare you! when you fuck her ass. Whatever rocks your boat man, "And I don't even have to shave it" was the real turn on for me. So, so hot. F*ck that. I wouldn't even get hard by an angry naked teen chick. I need real women. They wont be getting up by a teen witch like that. More likely they would buy it for a punching bag. ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) The other stress reliever. ![Wink](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/wink.gif) They'd be using it as a hate f*ck. Just like those sickos on porn hub are doing for getting paid over corona pandemonium. ![Undecided](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/undecided.gif) ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ibb.co%2Fs6N7KwM%2FClipboard018.jpg&t=663&c=zuhwRaNAQfCKPQ)
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March 09, 2020, 07:56:19 PM |
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Please tell me that they're not blowjob resistant masks. ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)
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March 09, 2020, 07:58:27 PM |
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Patience is a virtue.
Out of my two remaining options, this is by far the most attractive one.
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March 09, 2020, 07:58:32 PM Merited by JayJuanGee (1) |
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Define real women.
Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman def woman(): x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)")) y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)")) z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)")) t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")
p = x*y
if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes": print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!") else: print("Skip to the next candidate.")
woman()
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March 09, 2020, 07:58:32 PM |
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Please tell me that they're not blowjob resistant masks. ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif) I think there is a hole (they will market it just like condom for various sizes) where the front of detaches. ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) Sort of like the gloryhole without a wall. ![Lips sealed](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/lipsrsealed.gif)
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March 09, 2020, 08:02:46 PM |
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Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?
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March 09, 2020, 08:03:27 PM |
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Please allow me to recap, 2020 best performing asset=TP 2020 worst performing asset=Corona beer FUD=as usual BTC=BAF My body is ready ® LFCSource: ![Cool](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cool.gif) # F*ck that. I wouldn't even get hard by an angry naked teen chick. I need real women.
Tbh I've never tried, and probably neither have you. I was fucking with Ibian more than anything else. #nohomo Define real women. My last Ex was kinda grumpy and naive, 24 yrs at that age, while i was 32. Kinda similar case as greta, emotionally, but older of course. As i can remember my youngest partners, ONS or relationship, they hardly moved at all until the age of 17+, so "sex" was more like enjoying a silent movie. I refine that with "grown woman" (is aware of her desires and can communicate them, is sexually proactive, doesn't bitch around because lack of fulfillment, intelligent to some degree).
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March 09, 2020, 08:08:15 PM |
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real = NOT plastic/silicone or whatever ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FKHXIr8h.gif&t=663&c=nXdPHtLupzqoiQ)
Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman def woman(): x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)")) y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)")) z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)")) t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")
p = x*y
if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes": print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!") else: print("Skip to the next candidate.")
woman()
The right woman for what? Who said anything about getting married? You need the never_get_married exploit & the what_the_fuck_do_i_have_to_do_to_get _some_attention malware bro.
Please tell me that they're not blowjob resistant masks. ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif) I think there is a hole (they will market it just like condom for various sizes) where the front of detaches. ![Cheesy](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/cheesy.gif) Sort of like the gloryhole without a wall. ![Lips sealed](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/lipsrsealed.gif) Thank you, I was actually having a panic attack.
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March 09, 2020, 08:13:27 PM |
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Madrid region orders to close all schools and universities for next 15 days.
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March 09, 2020, 08:14:58 PM |
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Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?
Correct. Before I got into BTC my only form of levity was whoopee cushions and fake dog turds left on the tongues of my nearest and dearest. Now I can tell four hour dick jokes.
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March 09, 2020, 08:19:20 PM |
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Define real women.
Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman def woman(): x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)")) y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)")) z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)")) t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")
p = x*y
if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes": print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!") else: print("Skip to the next candidate.")
woman()
I would quibble with that formula. Quite frankly, if a woman can not give you at least 3-5 kids then she is not good enough. 29 is way, way too old.
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