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[xhomerx10]

 Is the dude the one with the epic 'stache or is this same-sex sex?

Yeah tranny with a moustache and huge boobs  

 I wish Bitcoin would moon soon so we could dispense with the lowbrow humour.

 Speaking of which tonight is the super worm moon (the first super moon of 2020).  Pics if I can

[rdbase]

Greta sex doll anyone? https://twitter.com/andietheaspie/status/1234144522298372101  

That is so disturbing. Apparently she will say How dare you! when you fuck her ass.

Whatever rocks your boat man, "And I don't even have to shave it" was the real turn on for me.
So, so hot.

F*ck that. I wouldn't even get hard by an angry naked teen chick. I need real women.

They wont be getting up by a teen witch like that. More likely they would buy it for a punching bag. The other stress reliever.
They'd be using it as a hate f*ck. Just like those sickos on porn hub are doing for getting paid over corona pandemonium.

[Cryptotourist]

Please tell me that they're not blowjob resistant masks.

[hodl_2015]

Patience is a virtue.

Out of my two remaining options, this is by far the most attractive one.

[mindrust]

Define real women.

Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman

Code:

def woman():
    x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
    y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
    z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
    t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")

    p = x*y

    if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
        print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
    else:
        print("Skip to the next candidate.")

woman()

[rdbase]

Please tell me that they're not blowjob resistant masks.

I think there is a hole (they will market it just like condom for various sizes) where the front of detaches.
Sort of like the gloryhole without a wall.

[Last of the V8s]

Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?

[serveria.com]

I was fucking with Ibian more than anything else. #nohomo

When I read Ibian for some reason I think of this: https://www.amazon.com/Sybian-Women-Package-Black-Attachments/dp/B00OVB7QH4  

[OutOfMemory]

Please allow me to recap,

2020 best performing asset=TP
2020 worst performing asset=Corona beer
FUD=as usual
BTC=BAF

My body is ready ®LFC

Source:

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F*ck that. I wouldn't even get hard by an angry naked teen chick. I need real women.

Tbh I've never tried, and probably neither have you.
I was fucking with Ibian more than anything else. #nohomo

Define real women.

My last Ex was kinda grumpy and naive, 24 yrs at that age, while i was 32. Kinda similar case as greta, emotionally, but older of course. As i can remember my youngest partners, ONS or relationship, they hardly moved at all until the age of 17+, so "sex" was more like enjoying a silent movie.

I refine that with "grown woman" (is aware of her desires and can communicate them, is sexually proactive, doesn't bitch around because lack of fulfillment, intelligent to some degree).

[Cryptotourist]

real = NOT plastic/silicone or whatever 

Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman

Code:

def woman():
    x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
    y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
    z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
    t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")

    p = x*y

    if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
        print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
    else:
        print("Skip to the next candidate.")

woman()

The right woman for what?
Who said anything about getting married?

You need the never_get_married exploit & the what_the_fuck_do_i_have_to_do_to_get _some_attention malware bro.

Please tell me that they're not blowjob resistant masks.

I think there is a hole (they will market it just like condom for various sizes) where the front of detaches.
Sort of like the gloryhole without a wall.

Thank you, I was actually having a panic attack.

[LFC_Bitcoin]

[bitserve]

Madrid region orders to close all schools and universities for next 15 days.

Last infected count: 1300+
Deaths: 28

[gentlemand]

Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?

Correct. Before I got into BTC my only form of levity was whoopee cushions and fake dog turds left on the tongues of my nearest and dearest.

Now I can tell four hour dick jokes.

[Ibian]

Define real women.

Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman

Code:

def woman():
    x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
    y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
    z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
    t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")

    p = x*y

    if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
        print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
    else:
        print("Skip to the next candidate.")

woman()

I would quibble with that formula. Quite frankly, if a woman can not give you at least 3-5 kids then she is not good enough. 29 is way, way too old.

[Cryptotourist]

Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?

Party poop.

My last Ex was kinda grumpy and naive, 24 yrs at that age, while i was 32. Kinda similar case as greta, emotionally, but older of course. As i can remember my youngest partners, ONS or relationship, they hardly moved at all until the age of 17+, so "sex" was more like enjoying a silent movie.

I refine that with "grown woman" (is aware of her desires and can communicate them, is sexually proactive, doesn't bitch around because lack of fulfillment, intelligent to some degree).

Real women, are a man's true NEMESIS.
I consider myself lucky, that I've met one so far. Have the scars to prove it.

[mindrust]

Define real women.

Here is a basic algorithm for picking the right woman

Code:

def woman():
    x = int(input("How big her ass is? (1-10)"))
    y = int(input("How big her tits are? (1-10)"))
    z = int(input("What is her age? (1-100)"))
    t = input("Does she laugh when you make stupid jokes? (yes-no)")

    p = x*y

    if z<30 and z>20 and p>50 and t=="yes":
        print("That's the woman you want to marry yo!")
    else:
        print("Skip to the next candidate.")

woman()

I would quibble with that formula. Quite frankly, if a woman can not give you at least 3-5 kids then she is not good enough. 29 is way, way too old.

You don't want to have more than 2 kids especially when everybody and everything is super stupid in the last 10-15 years.

I wouldn't want my child to watch retarded youtubers on youtube for example. I grow up by watching pokémon and that was the most awesome shit I have ever witnessed.

Even 2 kids is too much tbh. It is either 1 or none. My logic says none but biology says at least one.

So 29 is OK to me.

[serveria.com]

real = NOT plastic/silicone or whatever 

That's correct, you nailed it!  

[lightfoot]

Anyone remember this chart from back in Feb 2? By now we should be at well over a million dead, what the fuck happened?

Sad.

[serveria.com]

I'm fucking out of cash boys.

So, how many rolls of TP did you buy? 

[xhomerx10]

Wait, humour ups a brow when people get richer?

 I didn't mean to insinuate it was anyone's other than my own humour that was lowbrow and I promise to take humour lessons once we moon.

https://www.udemy.com/course/humor-writing-course/