Incoming Avalon News 8/9/2013

[bitme]

I find it sad that old miners become somehow an anus for Asic "companies"....

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[FUKT]

PLEASE EVERYONE !!!!
BACK ON TOPIC.

Yifu is landed
And he is alive.

Now we could hear the story how was it in another galaxy...

Dude, you sound camp!

[Unacceptable]

the "i'm not dead thread."
Just got off the plane, expect lots of news tomorrow.

If you were dead, I would have a tiny bit of respect for you.   Being alive and treating your customers like crap just demonstrates what a royal fucking asshole with no face, you are.

That's what money does to most people,they get a bunch of it & BAMM,"Screw/fuck you,I'll do as I damn well please.You broke,stupid bastards can't tell me how to conduct myself or my buissness".  

[imbladednow]

I doubt there would be preannouncement to bad news only

[Tsukene]

I doubt there would be preannouncement to bad news only

I agree

[ampu]

Ok, let's have inject some humour, he's been in one of these places;

http://memeburn.com/2011/06/the-worst-internet-countries-on-earth-the-bad-11/

One of the reasons here, is his underlying excuse;

https://www.experience.com/alumnus/article?channel_id=manage_your_career&source_page=additional_articles&article_id=article_1156540592253

My vote; his cat unplugged his alarm clock in Ethiopia.

Or

His bus broke down and was held up by robbers in Belarus.

Maybe just this one

I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India. (note: she passed away 20 years ago)

[Bitcoinorama]

Ok, let's have inject some humour, he's been in one of these places;

http://memeburn.com/2011/06/the-worst-internet-countries-on-earth-the-bad-11/

One of the reasons here, is his underlying excuse;

https://www.experience.com/alumnus/article?channel_id=manage_your_career&source_page=additional_articles&article_id=article_1156540592253

My vote; his cat unplugged his alarm clock in Ethiopia.

Or

His bus broke down and was held up by robbers in Belarus.

Maybe just this one

I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India. (note: she passed away 20 years ago)

That's a little below the belt dude...

[operrajunk74]

the "i'm not dead thread."

Just got off the plane, expect lots of news tomorrow.

Seriously, why you not posted this in Speculation thread?
I mean what responces to expect here  

[baloo_kiev]

Seriously, why you not posted this in Speculation thread?
I mean what responces to expect here  

Maybe he expected tons of comments like "Oh, The Great Asic Guru, thanks God you are alive! You are so kind to announce news after a month of silence. Where can we send our coins to reserve some of your fantastic 2nd gen chips?"

[augustocroppo]

the "i'm not dead thread."

Just got off the plane, expect lots of news tomorrow.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=139725.msg1488656#msg1488656

January 29, 2013, 08:18:01 PM

1. Actually, chance of Jeff getting the unit on Thursday is pretty good, but of course there is a chance he won't like I mentioned. if you choose to read that has Jeff will not receive the unit that's not my problem.

2. It is what it is. there's a mountain of shit to order.

3. Let me explain something to you, and everyone else here, all of the evidence, short from a review from a trustworthy third-party can be faked. I rest easy thinking Jeff and Bitcoin Foundation is a good choice.

4. Let me quote Inaba here: "You are a fucking idiot."

The BS about keeping the competition at the obscure of the fabulous progresses the Avalon team did in the dark field of the ASICs doesn't hold anymore.

Why the fuck not? I think I should have taken orders like BFL, screwed people with their backorders, then I'll not run into any of the problem I currently run into order parts and shit. Now some how I'm the greedy one? Get real. In addition, We at Avalon still do not believe BFL will ship a working product during the next month, Feb, 2013, so we are being cautious. Or consider this, a real bigshot IC company comes out and produces a 40nm, or lower Bitcoin Mining ASIC, and everyone will be kind of screwed. small batches allow the network to scale properly and minimize risk for both parties, the seller and customer. Whatever though, at this point I don't expect anyone to understand.

But speaking of greed, Let me give you a dose of potential reality you should actually worry about instead of this bullshit. Let me tell you a story about greed, there's a follow situation as described on a Chinese forum which refreshed what I thought was the rock bottom for evilness in the human heart.

The person, described Avalon as a scam, but not in the traditional sense where we did not make a working product but rather. We would upon "smoking day" chip success, issue a complete refund and start mining ourselves telling everyone the chip failed, then proceed to mining bitcoins at a rate about $40,000 a day.

tl;dr; It is much easier for Avalon to scam people than you thought. Clearly you have been worrying about the wrong things. Don't order from us if our terms is not good enough for you. Please, save us both the trouble.

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Your response "stinks", as coming from an insecure person "breathing" lies...

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=139954.msg1488905#msg1488905

Your response "stinks", as coming from an insecure person "breathing" lies...

This is precisely why most people running bitcoin businesses or writing bitcoin software think the forum is a ghetto.

Back to ignore, you.

[Bogart]

Please let the news be that he's hired a good Customer Service staff, and they are to start working immediately.

[frankenmint]

so you put an announcement thread that you will making an announcement tomorrow -  Should have said nothing and made the announcement instead.  We can clearly see you did that as a means for damage control or so that people would stop blowing up your cellphone/email. 

[Epicurus]

I hope he will also read letter from SEC, FTC and Interpol, if he will not give tracking numbers within a week and if he will not explain those boxes full of chips

Why would the SEC care? I'm unsure if you understand what it is they do.

[baloo_kiev]

Please let the news be that he's hired a good Customer Service staff, and they are to start working immediately.

Suuure... If the whole team is so dumb that they haven't understood this by now (just hire a couple of students with some English skills!), why would you expect them to suddenly see the light?

[Flashman]

Please let the news be that he's hired a good Customer Service staff, and they are to start working immediately.

Maybe lured Jody away from BFL by doubling her chickens.

[Unacceptable]

Please let the news be that he's hired a good Customer Service staff, and they are to start working immediately.

Maybe lured Jody away from BFL by doubling her chickens.

   LMAO 

Yifo bought BFL    Hmmmmm 

[ProfMac]

someone should put a bounty on this kids head if he doesn't smarten up

No.  That comment is out of bounds.

[baloo_kiev]

someone should put a bounty on this kids head if he doesn't smarten up

No.  That comment is out of bounds.

How about a bounty for a lawyer who will put him in jail?

[Ozymandias]

someone should put a bounty on this kids head if he doesn't smarten up

No.  That comment is out of bounds.

Clearly he meant a single sheet of Bounty paper towels because, you know it would look silly and be much less terrible than suggesting physical harm against another being.

[btcsql]

oh man, I can't wait to get my bitcoons back!