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[suchmoon]

Psychotics get their first win of the season!

Will be tough to do when the opposing team is borderline cheating:

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[ChiBitCTy]

Psychotics get their first win of the season!

Will be tough to do when the opposing team is borderline cheating:

LOL King Henry is something else.  I still would have rather him scored a rushing TD vs a passing TD (4 points vs 6 points), but I won't complain too much    This is why having a top 3-4 pick is such a massive advantage, having King Henry is a cheat code.  Crazy to see the Chiefs playing so poorly.  Something needs to change for them and quick.

[South Park]

Psychotics get their first win of the season!

Will be tough to do when the opposing team is borderline cheating:

LOL King Henry is something else.  I still would have rather him scored a rushing TD vs a passing TD (4 points vs 6 points), but I won't complain too much    This is why having a top 3-4 pick is such a massive advantage, having King Henry is a cheat code.  Crazy to see the Chiefs playing so poorly.  Something needs to change for them and quick.

The Chiefs are getting slaughtered, while Mahomes is doing what he can it seems the league has finally caught up with their offense, Mahomes plays a high risk style of football and while this has worked in the past he made a lot of high risk throws which could have been intercepted but he got away with it, now defenses are playing two deep safeties all game and they do not fear the running game of the Chiefs, this limits the explosive plays and Mahomes has to throw the football more than usual, this increases the chances for something wrong happening, which explains his 9 interceptions during this year.

[nutildah]

What's going on here? Apparently I'm having a nightmare.



I'm going back to sleep...

@Heuristic if you lose this game then you have to start considering whether the universe actually hates you.

[morvillz7z]

Psychotics get their first win of the season!

Will be tough to do when the opposing team is borderline cheating:

He's bored running through people and getting TDs on the ground, that's just too easy. iirc he had one against Baltimore two years ago in the postseason. Funnily enough, the first TD of the day was also a trick play, Bourne to Agholor.  What's up with the Chiefs though, no touchdowns, turnovers all over the place, can't stop anybody from scoring...?

My three-game winning streak come to an end, congrats to bbc.reporter! You just can't win if the opposing kicker outscores your WR1/RB2, you can't.

Elijah Mitchell 100 rush yards and a TD, who says no?  

[suchmoon]

Elijah Mitchell 100 rush yards and a TD, who says no?  

Only after Deebo gets a couple of TDs, TYVM.

[nutildah]

@Heuristic if you lose this game then you have to start considering whether the universe actually hates you.

Oof that aged poorly. If its any consolation, I put too much emphasis on a 60% win probability in the "first half," so perhaps the universe doesn't actually hate you.

[suchmoon]

Congrats to psychos. We've always believed in you.

[nutildah]

He just got 0.3 pts deducted!  

5 more yards from Elijah Mitchell and its a lock for Heuristic...

[suchmoon]

He just got 0.3 pts deducted! 

5 more yards and its a lock for Heuristic...

WTF my guy also lost 2 whole points... that rain is screwing everything up.

[nutildah]

Congrats Heuristic... the deed is done and you clawed your way to a well-deserved V.

I'm gonna go cry in shame now.

[Hueristic]

I didn't want to say a goddamn thing during our match and jinx myself!

Brutal Match Nutilda I didn't think I had a chance after D'Ernest Johnson started you off with 22.8 and the Henry started off the day by throwing a TD!

I almost puked when I saw that (might have been the hangover though).

The Bucks D was driving me insane, I would have lost my mind if I lost because of that.

And off course Kupp went off And W00ds did shit so that was another stressful situation as it played out.

I got lucky with Sanders getting injured as well.

I really struggled deciding whether to play Elijah Mitchell over Collins so it will be interesting to see how he does tomorrow.

[bbc.reporter]

Psychotics get their first win of the season!

Will be tough to do when the opposing team is borderline cheating:

He's bored running through people and getting TDs on the ground, that's just too easy. iirc he had one against Baltimore two years ago in the postseason. Funnily enough, the first TD of the day was also a trick play, Bourne to Agholor.  What's up with the Chiefs though, no touchdowns, turnovers all over the place, can't stop anybody from scoring...?

My three-game winning streak come to an end, congrats to bbc.reporter! You just can't win if the opposing kicker outscores your WR1/RB2, you can't.

Elijah Mitchell 100 rush yards and a TD, who says no?  

Thank you hehehe. It was not only the kicker. I was also lucky with Kenyan Drake and Javonte Williams scoring more than 10 fantasy points each. They usually score less than 10 in most of their games this season.

Also, there was a news update that Massage Watson might be traded to the Dolphins or the Panthers. The relaxation therapists in Miami and Carolina are presently on alert status.

[Hueristic]

Psychotics get their first win of the season!

Damn just went to merit this but you deleted it!

[Hueristic]

Also, there was a news update that Massage Watson might be traded to the Dolphins or the Panthers. The relaxation therapists in Miami and Carolina are presently on alert status.

Funny, I always thought they were high end hookers?

[morvillz7z]

My three-game winning streak come to an end, congrats to bbc.reporter! You just can't win if the opposing kicker outscores your WR1/RB2, you can't.

Thank you hehehe. It was not only the kicker. I was also lucky with Kenyan Drake and Javonte Williams scoring more than 10 fantasy points each. They usually score less than 10 in most of their games this season.

Theoretically, i still have a chance for a comeback, here's what i need from Saints D/ST tonight:

7-13 pts allowed - 3pts
200-299 yards allowed - 2pts
fumble recovered for TD - 6pts
interception - 2pts
sacks x5 - 5pts

total 18pts

source: https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-weather-forecast-colts-49ers-saints-seahawks-to-see-heavy-rain-wind-in-sunday-monday-prime-time-games/

NFL weather forecast: Colts-49ers, Saints-Seahawks to see heavy rain, wind in Sunday, Monday prime time games

[Hueristic]

I'm not sure if you guys have actually noticed the incredible stroke of luck I had this week!

Literally a 0-6 team and I ran into

Mahomes
Hill
Kupp
Andrews
Henry
D'Ernest Johnson
And a monster Tampa Bay D showing


AND WON


That is just insane considering I have 5 plays from the waiver wire!!!

Squeaked the win out with a whopping 1.2 points to spare!

[DireWolfM14]

here's what i need from Saints D/ST tonight:

7-13 pts allowed - 3pts
200-299 yards allowed - 2pts
fumble recovered for TD - 6pts
interception - 2pts
sacks x5 - 5pts

I like it.  Not that it matters, it's getting obvious the Niners aren't contenders this year.  They might be contenders for draft position... Oh wait! 

Wheelz and I both have Seahawks receivers, and he needs his to be far more productive than mine.  Should be interesting to watch.

source: https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-weather-forecast-colts-49ers-saints-seahawks-to-see-heavy-rain-wind-in-sunday-monday-prime-time-games/

NFL weather forecast: Colts-49ers, Saints-Seahawks to see heavy rain, wind in Sunday, Monday prime time games

That was a crazy storm, maybe the wettest storm we've had in over 20 years.  My power went out at 8am so I missed out on an EPL match I wanted to watch, and the afternoon games.  Luckily I had my laptop charged up, and figured (with my phone as a hotspot) I had just enough juice to watch SNF.  I wish I hadn't.  The power actually came back on around the end of the first quarter.

[Hueristic]

Wheelz and I both have Seahawks receivers, and he needs his to be far more productive than mine.  Should be interesting to watch.

Your safe, Locket is fucked with Geno.

[suchmoon]

I'm not sure if you guys have actually noticed the incredible stroke of luck I had this week!

Oh we noticed

Unfortunately the universe is hating you again:

The Green Bay Packers have placed WR Davante Adams on the reserve/COVID-19 list.