🏈🏈 The American Football Discussion Thread 🏈🏈

[Hueristic]

I'm not sure if you guys have actually noticed the incredible stroke of luck I had this week!

Oh we noticed

Unfortunately the universe is hating you again:

The Green Bay Packers have placed WR Davante Adams on the reserve/COVID-19 list.

I fucking hate you!

Just shoot me now!

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[DireWolfM14]

Just shoot me now!

Now, now, don't be so glum.  You're our favorite punching bag.   

J/K, congratulations on your first win, against the top dogs, no less.  Fitting end to the first round. 

I have to ask, does our record during the regular season even matter?  Don't we all get into the first round of the playoffs?

Are you guys watching the Manning's broadcast?  Tom Brady is their current guest, and he just said he had to promise a bitcoin to the fan to whom Mike Evans had given his 600th TD ball.  He also said something about the ball being auctioned off as a NFT currently. 

[nutildah]

Thank god wheelz also lost. phew... Oh, sorry wheelz.

The race is tightening up as the two #1 teams lose and suchmoon becomes the only to go 6-3.. Casualties are already starting to take a toll... its probably been the most brutal yet entertaining season I've experienced thus far.

[Hueristic]

Just shoot me now!

Now, now, don't be so glum.  You're our favorite punching bag.  

J/K, congratulations on your first win, against the top dogs, no less.  Fitting end to the first round.  

I have to ask, does our record during the regular season even matter?  Don't we all get into the first round of the playoffs?

Are you guys watching the Manning's broadcast?  Tom Brady is their current guest, and he just said he had to promise a bitcoin to the fan to whom Mike Evans had given his 600th TD ball.  He also said something about the ball being auctioned off as a NFT currently.  

Haha, thx man. I don't actually know.

glad to hear the guy got a bitcoin too!

Thank god wheelz also lost. phew... Oh, sorry wheelz.

The race is tightening up as the two #1 teams lose and suchmoon becomes the only to go 6-3.. Casualties are already starting to take a toll... its probably been the most brutal yet entertaining season I've experienced thus far.

Yeah even getting my ass handed to me and watching everyone go onto Ir I'm having a great time.

[suchmoon]

I have to ask, does our record during the regular season even matter?  Don't we all get into the first round of the playoffs?

Only 4 teams get to the playoffs - division winners and the next two best regardless of division. So it does matter, at least as far as being in the top half, and if you're in the weaker division you have to win it.

The race is tightening up as the two #1 teams lose and suchmoon becomes the only to go 6-3..

Kamara is crushing me, I can still easily lose. And it's either 5-2 or 4-3, not sure where you got 6-3

[Hueristic]

We got a real slug fest going on this game, boy am I glad I didn't play Collins!

That was a tough choice between him and Mitchel.

Kamara is crushing me, I can still easily lose. And it's either 5-2 or 4-3, not sure where you got 6-3

He's about a 20 yard TD from putting a stake in you!

Wow dodged a bullet! Tthey even gave NO a fresh set of down with a encroachment on the FG!

[suchmoon]

He's about a 20 yard TD from putting a stake in you!

Thank you for jinxing Kamara, much appreciated

[bbc.reporter]

Also, there was a news update that Massage Watson might be traded to the Dolphins or the Panthers. The relaxation therapists in Miami and Carolina are presently on alert status.

Funny, I always thought they were high end hookers?

They are only high end hookers if they do not file a lawsuit hehehe. However, this Massage Watson is a famous client who relaxation therapists can make much money by filing a lawsuit.

My three-game winning streak come to an end, congrats to bbc.reporter! You just can't win if the opposing kicker outscores your WR1/RB2, you can't.

Thank you hehehe. It was not only the kicker. I was also lucky with Kenyan Drake and Javonte Williams scoring more than 10 fantasy points each. They usually score less than 10 in most of their games this season.

Theoretically, i still have a chance for a comeback, here's what i need from Saints D/ST tonight:

7-13 pts allowed - 3pts
200-299 yards allowed - 2pts
fumble recovered for TD - 6pts
interception - 2pts
sacks x5 - 5pts

total 18pts

source: https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-weather-forecast-colts-49ers-saints-seahawks-to-see-heavy-rain-wind-in-sunday-monday-prime-time-games/

NFL weather forecast: Colts-49ers, Saints-Seahawks to see heavy rain, wind in Sunday, Monday prime time games

That would certainly have been the comeback of the week hehe.

Saints won but did not win against the spread. It appears these -4 offers should be avoided, only bet on -3 and -2.5 or less.

[Hueristic]

He's about a 20 yard TD from putting a stake in you!

Thank you for jinxing Kamara, much appreciated

It is my gift (curse?)!

[nutildah]

And it's either 5-2 or 4-3, not sure where you got 6-3

Sorry, I slipped into a temporal plane and posted that from the future. Happens sometimes.


So long Geno Smith, we barely knew ye.

[wheelz1200]

Wheelz and I both have Seahawks receivers, and he needs his to be far more productive than mine.  Should be interesting to watch.

Your safe, Locket is fucked with Geno.

Yep locket is money with russ but with geno he is barely worth a bench spot lol.  He is definately relegated to the bench from here on out.  Been a rough couple weeks for my squad.  Hoping to get a couple wins here.  We are all pretty much locked into a tie at this point.  Makes for a great season!

[suchmoon]

We're at the half of our regular season so here is a snapshot of our standings. Very evenly matched. Even Hueristic moved from being Lions-bad to merely Jaguars/Jets-bad and still has a chance to get into the playoffs although I'm disappointed that ESPN didn't give him at least 2%, I mean come on, that was a great win against Maddogs.

Also it's wire Tuesday again so please make sure you don't leave anybody for me to pick.

[ChiBitCTy]

Anyone watch the game last night? I’m surprised this hasn’t been brought up yet. Brady was a guest on the Peyton & Eli Show and they asked him about his 600th TD ball that Mike Evans gave to someone in the stands by mistake. First Peyton quipped “Are you turning the ball in to an NFT” and then after they were talking about how the guy who gave the ball back getting a raw deal (some estimate it’s worth 500k), Tom then said they are giving him 1 Bitcoin, so it’s not all that bad of a deal. Pretty awesome!!

https://youtu.be/BjXo7vJ4_sE
2:08- NFT quip
2:46- bitcoin

[suchmoon]

Anyone watch the game last night? I’m surprised this hasn’t been brought up yet.

Ah but it has been... by DireWolfM14 just a few posts up ^^^

[wheelz1200]

Anyone watch the game last night? I’m surprised this hasn’t been brought up yet. Brady was a guest on the Peyton & Eli Show and they asked him about his 600th TD ball that Mike Evans gave to someone in the stands by mistake. First Peyton quipped “Are you turning the ball in to an NFT” and then after they were talking about how the guy who gave the ball back getting a raw deal (some estimate it’s worth 500k), Tom then said they are giving him 1 Bitcoin, so it’s not all that bad of a deal. Pretty awesome!!

https://youtu.be/BjXo7vJ4_sE
2:08- NFT quip
2:46- bitcoin

Yeah It was solid package.  I think it was 2 signed Brady jerseys, signed jersey and cleats from evans, 2 two year season passes and a bitcoin from Brady.  All in all a pretty good day at the park I'd say all on a mistake Mike Evans made lol. Side note the Brady giving his hat to the kid in the stands near the end of the game is what all these guys should be doing.  Respect to Brady on that one.

[ChiBitCTy]

Anyone watch the game last night? I’m surprised this hasn’t been brought up yet.

Ah but it has been... by DireWolfM14 just a few posts up ^^^

Skimmed through the posts too quickly. Well regardless I’ve got a nice link and the times to see everything lol.

My favorite part of the game was probably Marshawn Lynch being a guest on Peyton and Eli show. I mean honestly what on earth did they expect having that guy on live television    After hearing him say shit three times I didn’t think it could get any worse until he dropped the F Bomb 

[Hueristic]

Well after crunching the numbers for this week and deciding on my waiver picks to take on the Moonies I have a serious technical analysis of my Moonies match.

I"M FUCKED !!!

[South Park]

Congrats to Hueristic for their win over the maddogs, they had a lot of bad luck during the season but finally everything clicked together and they could the win against one of the best teams on the league.


Unfortunately something came up and I could not watch MNF but it seems Kamara came close to bail me out

fun

Yeah fun for you guys... but that's not the word I'd use to describe my next 4 weeks

I'm technically 3-0 but I'm gonna get crushed by an 0-3 team.

Yeah right, the divisions are 8-8 on interdivisional games after four weeks, so everything is fine right? No, the West division trampled the East division with a 4-0 on week 7 and now you have interdivisional bragging rights over us.

[suchmoon]

Yeah right, the divisions are 8-8 on interdivisional games after four weeks, so everything is fine right? No, the West division trampled the East division with a 4-0 on week 7 and now you have interdivisional bragging rights over us.

Yeah it ended up far better for me than I expected, I escaped with only two losses after the interdivisional games, but now my own division looks threatening.

I"M FUCKED !!!

ESPN thinks that you're only 52% fucked.

[bbc.reporter]

Anyone watch the game last night? I’m surprised this hasn’t been brought up yet. Brady was a guest on the Peyton & Eli Show and they asked him about his 600th TD ball that Mike Evans gave to someone in the stands by mistake. First Peyton quipped “Are you turning the ball in to an NFT” and then after they were talking about how the guy who gave the ball back getting a raw deal (some estimate it’s worth 500k), Tom then said they are giving him 1 Bitcoin, so it’s not all that bad of a deal. Pretty awesome!!

https://youtu.be/BjXo7vJ4_sE
2:08- NFT quip
2:46- bitcoin

The 1 bitcoin given might be worth than the ball on 2027 and Brady might offer the ball in exchange for 1 bitcoin hehehe.

In any case, what is everyone’s evaluation on Dak Prescott’s injured calf? Will he play? The Cowboys are only -2.5 versus Minnesota Vikings. Cowboys can win this -7 against the spread with Dak Prescott, I reckon. Is everyone expecting Dak Prescott to be out of this game?