Wall Observer BTC/USD - Bitcoin price movement tracking & discussion

[mr angry]

worst bug an exchange can have, Is the mysterious bug of missing coins

Like the $50 million of coins missing from vircurex. That's one giant bug.

https://www.coindesk.com/former-customers-sue-vircurex-exchange-over-frozen-crypto-funds/

It's taken four years to get the case to court. 

[TERA2]

finally, a way to monetize all those dick pics

So are all these dicks stored on a blockchain in a permanent irrevocable public ledger?

[flynn]

finally, a way to monetize all those dick pics

The POW for that coin being a Proof-of-Whore ?

[mr angry]

when the fuck is Bittrex going to get off their ass and unfreeze signups?

should be opened now, but..:

New accounts will need to deposit fiat or crypto to achieve minimum account equity of 10,000 USD equivalent before they can trade or offer funding. After reaching this minimum, an account becomes fully activated

but this limitation may prove to be a good thing, in the end

That's Bitfinex.

Do old accounts that never contained 10,000 USD equivalent get blocked from trading, or is it just new accounts?

[jojo69]

finally, a way to monetize all those dick pics

The POW for that coin being a Proof-of-Whore ?

proof of wank

[gentlemand]

Do old accounts that never contained 10,000 USD equivalent get blocked from trading, or is it just new accounts?

https://www.bitfinex.com/posts

New only.

[flynn]

finally, a way to monetize all those dick pics

The POW for that coin being a Proof-of-Whore ?

proof of wank

Ha yes. I admit yours is much better ...

[PoolMinor]

Blast from the past....~7 months ago....

[mr angry]

Do old accounts that never contained 10,000 USD equivalent get blocked from trading, or is it just new accounts?

https://www.bitfinex.com/posts

New only.

I get it now. Old cheap skates can carry on trading, but newly registered cheap skates can fuck off if they want to do small change trades.

[JayJuanGee]

some 40 hours since Kraken began their "2 hour" outage

no updates for 5 hours

starting to wonder if I got off cheap with the fucking I got there

lol i have 5 btc and 150k on kraken :?

If that btc/fiat ratio is representative of your holdings, then you are about 2/3 fiat and 1/3 BTC, yet I can imagine that the ratio is not representative of your overall allocation.  I tend to hold a higher ratio of dollars to btc on exchanges, merely because that is how it works out, and I keep  about 75% or more of all value off of exchanges. 

Fun little speculation exercise about the holdings of MrPiggles.   

[ivomm]

I can't wait kraken to be online again:

Kraken update v.2.0 change log:
• improvement: faster redirect to error pages, no need to wait anymore.
• style: new fancy design for error pages.
• new feature: Auto refresh. Now we refresh the page for you when error page display.
• we have implemented all possible 5xx errors to our system. Now you can enjoy visiting the our wide variety of cloudflare errors.

[julian071]

I can't wait kraken to be online again:

Kraken update v.2.0 change log:
• improvement: faster redirect to error pages, no need to wait anymore.
• style: new fancy design for error pages.
• new feature: Auto refresh. Now we refresh the page for you when error page display.
• we have implemented all possible 5xx errors to our system. Now you can enjoy visiting the our wide variety of cloudflare errors.

The fancy design will mean including a picture of the particular toaster that is broken.

[jojo69]

I loled

[OWZ1337]

So when can I trade Kodakcoin on Bittrex?

With each Kodakcoin supposedly attached to a unique photo, are they even fungible and tradable? Lol

Kodakcoin Classic or Kodakcoin Cash? :-D wtfffff!!

[flynn]

I can't wait kraken to be online again:

Kraken update v.2.0 change log:
• improvement: faster redirect to error pages, no need to wait anymore.
• style: new fancy design for error pages.
• new feature: Auto refresh. Now we refresh the page for you when error page display.
• we have implemented all possible 5xx errors to our system. Now you can enjoy visiting the our wide variety of cloudflare errors.

The fancy design will mean including a picture of the particular toaster that is broken.

you mean a Kodakcoin-picture ?

[HairyMaclairy]

Do old accounts that never contained 10,000 USD equivalent get blocked from trading, or is it just new accounts?

https://www.bitfinex.com/posts

New only.

I get it now. Old cheap skates can carry on trading, but newly registered cheap skates can fuck off if they want to do small change trades.

I’m sure that newly registered small value accounts generate a disproportionate load of support queries without a commensurate contribution to revenue.  I have never needed a support ticket at any exchange I trade at.

New airdrop - no prior coin holding required:  https://universalcoin.io/?753

[TERA2]

Next up new coin to replace bar tabs and drink credit coins called Ethanoleum. Make sure to stock up on lots of Ethanoleum to get through the bear market.

[marcus_of_augustus]

Might be time for some sustained DDOS on Coinbase to stop the bitcoin network spamming?

Can't believe these assholes are not just biting the hand that feeds them, they are chewing on the fucking shoulder bone ... such idiots.

[HairyMaclairy]

Unfortunately they have a lock on the US noob market. Why are there no US competitors in the noob space?

[marcus_of_augustus]

Unfortunately they have a lock on the US noob market. Why are there no US competitors in the noob space?

regulatory capture ... coinbase is basically a coupe of goldman sachs alumni who know which gubmint asses to lick to operate in USA ... no real surprises for the rest of their shitty behaviour.