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[DontCallMeShirley]

Much ado about nothing...

Kriller Update:

1.25K Krillroll - Thursday, March 13th
(5:03 AM PST)(6:03AM MST)(7:03 AM CST)(8:03 AM EST)

5k Krillroll - Saturday, March 15th
(6:03 AM PST)(7:03AM MST)(8:03 AM CST)(9:03 AM EST)

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Much ado about nothing...

Kriller Update:

1.25K Krillroll - Thursday, March 13th
(5:03 AM PST)(6:03AM MST)(7:03 AM CST)(8:03 AM EST)

5k Krillroll - Saturday, March 15th
(6:03 AM PST)(7:03AM MST)(8:03 AM CST)(9:03 AM EST)

tyvm for this.  We *really* need a twitter-bot that auto-tweets this stuff.  get that on the bottom of the dev task list  

[notserp]

what is the juno wallet freeroll?

[donk4u]

what is the juno wallet freeroll?

freeroll for jews ju kno?

[omahapoker]

I saw a post of yours on reddit. im just posting my comment.

lulz. I secretly love dogecoin. "the worthless coin" and ability to "ball out" with lots of a digital currency that looks similar to bitcoin.
It really is an awesome thing, and I further think that it will be around for a long time and likely dive to extremely low values but never 0 unless major network failure [even then ppl will resurrect IMO, maybe different dogeinaires but same lolz style coin]
Ripple is just a scam or at best a misguided attempt.
That being said, SwC will never deal in anything but btc obv
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[–]omaha2pac 1 point 61 milliseconds ago
you should add a few other coins. have DOGE poker tables. the coins so cheap people will play just to have fun. then when they want to play with the sharks they will move up to BTC. if you just added DOGE i bet i could get 500 people there. have a 100,000 DOGE coin tourney every day. do a million DOGE coin tourny on sundays.




so many people have DOGE lying around. i found 20,000 DOGE in my sofa the other day

[SLAPMODE]

I saw a post of yours on reddit. im just posting my comment.

lulz. I secretly love dogecoin. "the worthless coin" and ability to "ball out" with lots of a digital currency that looks similar to bitcoin.
It really is an awesome thing, and I further think that it will be around for a long time and likely dive to extremely low values but never 0 unless major network failure [even then ppl will resurrect IMO, maybe different dogeinaires but same lolz style coin]
Ripple is just a scam or at best a misguided attempt.
That being said, SwC will never deal in anything but btc obv
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[–]omaha2pac 1 point 61 milliseconds ago
you should add a few other coins. have DOGE poker tables. the coins so cheap people will play just to have fun. then when they want to play with the sharks they will move up to BTC. if you just added DOGE i bet i could get 500 people there. have a 100,000 DOGE coin tourney every day. do a million DOGE coin tourny on sundays.




so many people have DOGE lying around. i found 20,000 DOGE in my sofa the other day

WHY NOT DEVCOIN OR SOME EVEN MORE WORTHLESS COIN THAN DOGEshit?...using that reasoning?lulz =)

[omahapoker]

thats fine. it's play money. the point is get the people there and all will follow.


I could see it now. seals is the first online poker site to have a million coin tournament. 

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ST6 informed me we have to reboot the server ASAP.

Should happen in a few minutes and will last ~20 minutes.

MTT players may notice their blinds are not increasing.  System will award ICM prizes.  Please email support with any issues.  

[EDIT:  it's back / ST6 getting faster]

[DontCallMeShirley]

Much ado about nothing...

Kriller Update:

1.25K Krillroll - Thursday, March 13th
(5:03 AM PST)(6:03AM MST)(7:03 AM CST)(8:03 AM EST)

5k Krillroll - Saturday, March 15th
(6:03 AM PST)(7:03AM MST)(8:03 AM CST)(9:03 AM EST)

tyvm for this.  We *really* need a twitter-bot that auto-tweets this stuff.  get that on the bottom of the dev task list  

YW, tho it was primarily so "I" didn't forget - as I missed the 25k due to my confusion with the times on the android app(11:03 sometimes am, sometimes PM?!).  What I really want is to have the dates/times imported into my calender for like a year; but I'm not smart enough to figure that out.  Tho, a "twitter bot" would prob work just as well...

[sinner]

this is fucking BOSS:

[donk4u]

Request: I would like to see another status level between tricky and sly seal. It is a long haul from 10k krill and tricky seals status to Sly Seal and 50k krill for sure.  Maybe a new status level at 35k krill and an added freeroll. Would get people krilling harder I am sure.  There should be a status level difference between Tricky at 10k krill and Tricky at 35k krill imo.

[Xiaoxiao]

site down?

Request: dealer chat everything, so i know what is going on in the hand.

[skivrmt]

Request: I would like to see another status level between tricky and sly seal. It is a long haul from 10k krill and tricky seals status to Sly Seal and 50k krill for sure.  Maybe a new status level at 35k krill and an added freeroll. Would get people krilling harder I am sure.  There should be a status level difference between Tricky at 10k krill and Tricky at 35k krill imo.

Who cares about names, lol.  There is a "status" between Tricky and Sly, it's called 25k krill freeroll and the 20k krill rakeback increase, those are the important status levels for me and anyone who kind of likes money. 

Tell you what, at 35k we'll call you Super Seal if it makes you feel better.

[donk4u]

Request: I would like to see another status level between tricky and sly seal. It is a long haul from 10k krill and tricky seals status to Sly Seal and 50k krill for sure.  Maybe a new status level at 35k krill and an added freeroll. Would get people krilling harder I am sure.  There should be a status level difference between Tricky at 10k krill and Tricky at 35k krill imo.

Who cares about names, lol.  There is a "status" between Tricky and Sly, it's called 25k krill freeroll and the 20k krill rakeback increase, those are the important status levels for me and anyone who kind of likes money.  

Tell you what, at 35k we'll call you Super Seal if it makes you feel better.

better to put him on ignore he probably has no krill lolz. More I think about it more it makes sense. There are 3 name levels from 500 to 10k  flounder daring and tricky and nothing from 10k to 50k. Laugh if you want but I suggested a midway krill roll at 25k there never was one and site put it in or there would be nothing from 10k to 50k. Whats wrong with getting another krill roll in as well as name award just give people more inscentive to krill which benefits everyone including the site. Maybe increase rakeback a little between 20 and 50k as well.


I lobbied long and hard for the Saturday 5k to be deepstacked and slower levels when it 1.5  starting chips and  a turbo  bingofest and it happened. Site listens to reasonable requests , If you don't ask for anything you won't receive anything . I really don't think any of the things I asked for an extra krill freeroll, another level name more rakeback is that unreasonable and would only benefit the site as people would krill harder to achieve levels rewards etc.

Love when I am  competley ignored lolz

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this is fucking BOSS:

lolz It may be a bit too much with the rhinestones...

also, if any Seal wants their own, they can order direct from a SweatSedo.  they have been making my custom velour stuff for about a decade now.  the guy that owns the business is extremely passionate about it and handles much of the order chain himself.  He is armed with my logo and permission to fire it out to anyone that buys.  I think it's ~$150 for a fully custom, rhinestone if you want (and you can tell him to do other things, like embroider your username, or put a massive rhinestone'd bitcoin logo on the back) SwC logo if you want, username if you want, both jacket and pants + shipping to you in ~5 days from ordering. 

I make nothing from you buying SweatSedo other than knowing I helped a small business owner that is passionate about velour.  Which is fucking awesome. 

[darlidada]

Hello! I'm new to SWC. Anything I should know ? How do you handle your bitcoin ? Any bonus code for first deposit ? How much 100nl in SWC equals in $ or € terms ? like half right ?

100nl at SWC  45nl in euro right?

Also, is there a market for exchanging chips against other currency (beside btcs) ?

ty in advance!

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Just out of interest would any of the people with a lot of krill be able to tell me how many people on average participate in the 1.25K krill roll?

[donk4u]

Just out of interest would any of the people with a lot of krill be able to tell me how many people on average participate in the 1.25K krill roll?


I have  seen couple of hundred also depends on the time its run. Since it is the easiest krillroll to meet requirements makes sense most populated.  As krill requirements go up fields decrease but this is dependent on the time a krill roll is held.  A krillroll held at 9pm on a weekend or weeknight will obv have a larger turn out then one held at 7 am on a Saturday morning or 11am on a weekday.

[Light]

I have  seen couple of hundred also depends on the time its run. Since it is the easiest krillroll to meet requirements makes sense most populated.  As krill requirements go up fields decrease but this is dependent on the time a krill roll is held.  A krillroll held at 9pm on a weekend or weeknight will obv have a larger turn out then one held at 7 am on a Saturday morning or 11am on a weekday.

Couple of hundred... Well looks like I'm going to have to sharpen my tournament play. How's the competition like are they mostly fish or sharks?

[darkmule]

I have  seen couple of hundred also depends on the time its run. Since it is the easiest krillroll to meet requirements makes sense most populated.  As krill requirements go up fields decrease but this is dependent on the time a krill roll is held.  A krillroll held at 9pm on a weekend or weeknight will obv have a larger turn out then one held at 7 am on a Saturday morning or 11am on a weekday.

Couple of hundred... Well looks like I'm going to have to sharpen my tournament play. How's the competition like are they mostly fish or sharks?

Often, even the good players play freerolls like the 1.25 like goddamn idiots, just for the hell of it.  So it really depends how seriously they're taking it at the time.

Personally, I often play these things like a total moron just to bad beat people and watch them flip out.