PB Mining -- 5 year mining contracts!

[testerman]

And this little piggy went hashing!

customer number #7999

Entry # 25



Pig Joke 1
Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

Pig Joke 2
What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig

Pig Joke 3
A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”

Pig Joke 4
A pig’s favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.

Pig Joke 5
All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don’t believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.

[MICRO]

And this little piggy went hashing!

customer number #1343

Entry #46

A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a pig in the front seat. "What are you doing with that pig?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the pig again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that pig to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

[hillsta89]

"And this little piggy went hashing!"

Customer #:6150

Entry #:81

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?? Beacuse they taste funnY!

[VJain]

App Update:

Android App - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.coniform.pbmin
iPhone - Will resubmit when the following features are tested and implemented

Been pretty busy past few weeks, so haven't been able to push the update to the server. Here's what it's got...
0. An actual icon, rather then Cordova's base
1. Ability to browse all customers (the global stats)
2. Caching (for reduced internet usage)
3. Faster Response (server is now using a database rather then parsing the site every call)

Maybe Notifications (testing out still):
4. When payments are sent out
5. When Hashrate is again available
6. When price changes

[oztusk]

oztusk
pbm # 1302
entry # 62

and this little piggy went hashing


A New Zealander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:

"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."


and...



A traveling salesman is driving down a country road when he comes across a farmer who is standing in his orchard, hoisting pigs into the apple trees with ropes. He stops. "What are you doing?" the salesman asks. "I'm feeding the pigs," answers the farmer, incredulous that someone could ask a question with such an obvious answer. "Well," says the salesman, "why don't you let the apples fall to the ground, gather them up in baskets, and feed the pigs that way?" The farmer ponders, then says, "Hmmmm. Yes, I guess I could do it that way. But what would be the point?" The salesman is a bit exasperated: "Well, it would save time, wouldn't it?" The farmer ponders again. "Yes," he says after a pause, "I guess it would save time. But what's time to a pig?"

[512jay]

And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #12764
Entry #17

A man wrapped in cellophane walks into a Doctor's office.
The Doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts!"

[Wattda]

And this little piggy went hashing
Customer #: 668
entry # 51
joke:
How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!

[sukamasoto]

And this little piggy went hashing

sukamasoto

Customer #: 5034
entry # 16
joke: why piglets running look down.?
        because he had embarrassed the mother pig: p

[rodeoclownicp]

pizzzzaid

[kained]

I've missed out on eligibility for the competition by 10 posts!  Noooooo000o0OoOOoO0OOOOOoooooo!

[testerman]

PAYDAY!!

and got paid again. thx 

[MICRO]

PAYDAY!!

and got paid again. thx 

YAY... I got paid also . Almost at even profit. I think about 2 more weeks and its all profit land for next 5 years

[Steiny217]

PAYDAY WOOT WOOT!!!!

[minerbobbert]

Kained - reread the eligibility - you need a certain number of posts OR a certain amount of GH/s on their site, PRIOR to the contest date. So you have plenty of time as long as you have created your bitcointalk account prior to the contest.

Feel free to split it with me if you win

[jamieb81]

Entry : 12

Customer : 3608


the joke :



An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back,
the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

[loneknives]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Customer #: 11843
Entry #31

Belong to you or me?
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"


He Won....

[Biomech]

an' dis li'l piggy went a hashin'

Customer #: 1446
entry #13

A woman is having an affair, when she and her lover discover her son is hiding in the closet. As the father is coming home, her lover hides in the closet with the boy. He starts moaning "it's dark in here! I'm gonna scream!"

The man says "shhh... keep quite and I'll buy you  a tricycle". the boy is silent and the man keeps his word.

Come the next Sunday, the boy is attending his first confession. He walks into the booth, looks around and says "It's dark in here.."

The priest comes back and says, "Now son, don't start  that shit again!"

[sukamasoto]

long live PB 

[vipgelsi]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Customer #:  6496
Entry #49


A young investment banker goes out and buys the car of his dreams - a brand new Ferrari GTO. After paying $500,000, he takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. While waiting for the light to change, an frail looking old man on a yellow moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the Ferrari and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, Sonny?"

The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"Wheeewee... that's a lot of money," says the old man as he tucks his thumbs up against his suspenders. "Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the banker proudly.

The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the proud new owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around at all the bells and whistles lining the dashboard. Sitting back on his moped, the old man whistles and says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the banker decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph! Suddenly, he notices a yellow dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly... Whoooooosssshhhhh! Something blows by him, going much faster!

"What in the hell could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped! Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. Whoooooosssshhhhh!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again! Dumbfounded, the banker floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!

The Ferrari red lines and there's nothing more he can do! Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is still alive. He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh my God! Is there anything I can do for you?" The old man whispers with his dying breath... "Unhook... my... suspenders... from... your.... side view mirror."

[jonsi]

And this little piggy went hashing!

Entry #: 19
Customer #: 4403

Two pigs were looking at an outlet. Suddenly one of them says, look, this one was built in wall!