Even if any of your BS was true, this means you're not just "bad at saving money", you're a horrible credit risk. You're either unable to get a credit card or have all of them maxed out.

But most likely you're just full of shit to the brim. California, job, girlfriend, hotel, wine, begging. Sounds like someone's imaginary "life in USA".

And your first though inexplicably is "they must be idiots and give out money to random strangers" 

Get out of here.

I was hoping they would invent some new amusing ways to describe their newest failure but it's the old boring "regrouping".



Or as our 15-ruble military experts put it:


The good news for Russians is that the "open field" makes it easy for them to run away.

I say read the rules. If you still have questions after that, ask in Meta.

This is a Bitcoin forum, not USDT forum.

I haven't had issues recently but used to run into problems with the forum and/or cloudflare creating too many cookies. I don't recall what the error code was, but it wasn't particularly descriptive, might have been the generic 400. Checking request headers via dev tools would reveal a huge amount of garbage. Clearing the cookies would take care of it.

Some more telegram entertainment.

New-ish Kremlin talking point is that Ukrainians have a massive advantage in the number of troops. It's being used to justify pretty much everything - giving up town after town, the need for mobilization, and of course the fantastic tales of 200-300 Ukrainians being killed every time Ivan fires a rifle.


But there is a bit of a problem... you can't say that when you need to "motivate" the meat to go into the meat grinder. Literally the next post in the same channel:


A new excuse for losing, haven't seen this one before:


Brilliant.

I think it makes perfect sense that religious nutjobs and other mentally deficient individuals support Putin and his "special" operation.

I still don't think you have a good grasp on what "a member of EU parliament" is or does and how much insight into a presumably top-secret conspiracy they might have. Here is some more top secret leaked info from Sikorski:



Still want to believe that his tweet is proof that the US blew up the pipeline?  

I don't know, maybe you don't want to be in it and you hacked the system instead of blacklisting like everyone else

If my math is correct, your chance of hitting those three long streaks of absence was ~1.4%, probably a bit less because I used 40 months as the time period but in reality the first few months there was no lottery. TBH not as catastrophically low as I first thought it would be.

If Matt Gay can sink a 50-yard FG, that could sink nutildah.

Edit: damn, they went for it on 4th and 10.

Edit2: sack and fumble LOL but unfortunately for HHampuz that's not going to be enough. Still unexpectedly close match in the end. I mean FF. Not Rams. Not close for them. Abject failure.

Isn't it a bit sketchy that it tends to happen in long streaks? I mean if it's completely random, shouldn't the missing weeks be more scattered, once every 3 or 4 weeks months on average. (edit: months obviously)

Rumor has it (via Girkin-Strelkov, the KGBist who incited the whole Donbas shitshow in 2014) that the first act of the "new" Russian Federation authorities in the town of Svatove was to order "self-evacuation". Apparently the town is next to fall in the Kharkov-Lugansk Ukrainian counteroffensive area. The fake RF is shrinking, perhaps due to cold weather.


(map from https://liveuamap.com)

All well-rehearsed Kremlin bullet points, except most people in Germany don't fall for that BS and tend to think increasingly more like 1miau, who happens to be from Germany, I mean what a shocking turn of events this is not.



(the poll question is "should we support Ukraine despite rising energy costs")


Still not getting how the whole freedom of speech / democracy thing works, are you? Hint: in normal non-Putin countries people, even MEPs, often have differing opinions, make stupid jokes, or could simply be wrong.

I've been clearly spending too much time on the pro-Kremlin telegram channels, reading amazing stories from so-called voyenkors ("military reporters") and other putinists, and starting to notice a substantial shift recently in how they talk about the war. Early on obviously they were all optimistic and dismissive of Ukrainian resistance. Then came retreat from Kyiv and sinking of the flagship so there was some snarky grumbling but mostly it was still very positive. Now after the defeat near Kharkiv and mobilization failures there is something previously almost unheard of - direct criticism of military command (even Kadyrov joined in and called out some generals by name), admission of utter dysfunction and corruption in the armed forces and the need for (and improbability of) a comprehensive reform, and even discussions about the very slight possibility of defeat in the war (and yes, calling it a "war" and not "special operation" quite often too).

Obviously their conclusions - keep in mind that these are still diehard imperialists who don't think Ukraine has a right to exist - are still as irrational as ever, but the change in tone is quite remarkable. I think Putin has achieved the impossible and made even the most committed nutjobs doubt the whole shitshow.

Anyway, I won't bore you with the whole cringy "how could this possibly happen to the 2nd best army in the world" brawl. Just a few examples of ridiculous "solutions" they're coming up with. Textbook definition of insanity.

Gotta start everything over, this time it will be different:


7 months into the war they're figuring out defense and motivation:


Of course the naivete still exists, they still believe that Putin is not fighting with full force, so just needs to be asked nicely to step it up:


But let's give them a few more months and I think they'll be discussing the amount of reparations and how to negotiate a shorter prison sentence.

Karma...

Surprisingly they don't ask "what happened to the supposedly professional contractor forces that were fighting before us" and just go to the meat grinder. Well, except those that bailed to Mongolia et al.

Maybe this can explain it:


It's good business by Russian standards. 7 million rubles (~120k USD) to the widow if the newlywed gets killed in Ukraine.

Well, they got un-beaten really quickly and it's been quite exciting in a few other games as well. If Green Bay defense doesn't fuck it up I might still have a chance.

Well, there goes my hope for the weekend LOL

From "May 9 parade in Kyiv" to "loss of pace of the Kharkov counteroffensive" is a bit of a downgrade, isn't it? What's next, "Donetsk is not a big deal, it's a shitty city with no water, we still have Belgorod", and "Ukrainians are really screwed once we retreat behind the Urals, they'll freeze in the mountains chasing us".

Might be a bit difficult for the glorious Drunken Partially Mobilized Forces of Russia to survive the winter naked.


Gotta love the eternal optimism even when reporting this kind of news... "gone missing" LOL as if they can be found.