BRPINDIA
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January 21, 2018, 04:39:56 AM |
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Banana fucking coin. Give me a viking coin or a spartan coin, it would make as much sense. Might even buy a bit because vikings and spartans. Fuck.
BananaCash the the real bitcoin !  *trust me* Ha ha ha .. |
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realr0ach
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January 21, 2018, 04:58:36 AM |
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teh crash
On the next dump, I would like everyone to run around the room like this and yell "BITCONNNNEEEEEEEEHHHHHH" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wlDhciUDD0 |
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HairyMaclairy
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January 21, 2018, 05:09:50 AM |
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Ahh there’s the weekend dump.
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jojo69
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January 21, 2018, 05:14:13 AM |
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no man, they abandoned the potassium proofs
bananacash classic it where it's at
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RoomBot
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January 21, 2018, 05:30:48 AM |
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I’m not here to shill so I will only say it once - but this is coming from someone who correctly called Dentacoin and Mediblocks.
Telcoin on Kucoin is shaping up as a nice shitcoin. Cheap, is rising nicely and still deep in the ranks at 137 on CMC. Lots of headroom just don’t be greedy.
Please let me know if this sort of commentary is unwanted and I won’t mention other things I find.
Awesome contribution, but not for here. Please start a new thread & share the link. BTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTC |
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bitserve
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January 21, 2018, 05:31:20 AM |
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Ahh there’s the weekend dump.
A dump? This is not even a fart. |
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Dabs
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January 21, 2018, 05:40:34 AM |
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You dont need to keep track... the exchanges do for you and give you a nice detailed report of every single trade in csv.
I actually don't keep track at all, particularly for the crypto-crypto only exchanges. The unverified ones I used pseudo-anonymous gmail accounts created from free wifi on a coffee shop one city away while wearing a baseball cap. After getting 2FA set up, they are never again accessed from anywhere else but through tor. For the exchanges where I cash out to fiat, some of them don't require verification at all (I guess because they do have my bank account info already). The ones that require verification, I just borrow someone else's ID. Sometimes I make them up using mad photoshop skillz, and they seem to work too. As far as the government and the tax authorities are concerned, I'm a normal person paying normal taxes. They have other bigger fish to catch and fry. I'm also a part of the government, so maybe that helps that no one bothers me otherwise, fringe benefits and all that. |
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January 21, 2018, 05:41:05 AM |
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but, but, bitcoin is not allowed to fall or retrace ever, only rise in a perpetual staircase pattern.
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TERA2
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January 21, 2018, 05:42:30 AM |
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You dont need to keep track... the exchanges do for you and give you a nice detailed report of every single trade in csv.
The report the exchanges give me is tens of thousands of pages long full of everyone I traded against. They wont group it by just my trades. So it's impossible to work with. I already do a large amount of trades by myself. |
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realr0ach
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January 21, 2018, 05:45:35 AM |
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Another day debunking lies from cryptocurrency scammers who try to re-write the laws of reality: Central banks already feel greshams law pressuring them. Sooner or later they will be fully reserved in crypto
An imaginary token is not a "reserve", it's an IOU. Not sure how you people are this uneducated. If a nation buys a foreign currency, they're entering an informal contract and receiving an IOU or credit of the other country. Bitcoin is the same thing except instead of signing up for an informal credit contract with another nation, you have essentially scammed yourself and signed up to allow a withdrawal to anonymously be made from your coffers with no possible way to recoup it unless you can trick someone else into taking your place as creditor to this unknown entity. This is why the people who issue paper money (aka IOUs) make fun of the people who accept it such as the picture below. Since humans live in the physical plane of existence and not inside of a computer where scarcity doesn't even exist, unless you have taken physical delivery of some type of object in this plane of existence, you're a creditor. You can then argue about whether you got a good deal or not on the markup or seigniorage fee of the product afterwards, but those are the facts.  |
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HairyMaclairy
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January 21, 2018, 05:51:52 AM |
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Awesome contribution, but not for here. Please start a new thread & share the link. BTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTCBTC Understood. It was well meaning and quite profitable but we don’t want to pollute this thread either. |
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TERA2
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January 21, 2018, 05:53:26 AM |
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January 21, 2018, 05:54:40 AM |
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Oh noes! It must be the end of MATHS! idiots. |
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January 21, 2018, 06:00:15 AM |
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How do you guys compute your taxes when...
You mined 1 ETH with your GPU ....
You sold 1 ETH and bought BTC ....
You held that BTC for a long time and then sold for USD ...
The 1 ETH is business income?
The BTC is considered capital gains?
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TERA2
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January 21, 2018, 06:02:19 AM |
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How do you guys compute your taxes when...
You mined 1 ETH with your GPU ....
You sold 1 ETH and bought BTC ....
You held that BTC for a long time and then sold for USD ...
The 1 ETH is business income?
The BTC is considered capital gains?
Heres my question. In 2017. Ive held bitcoin for 3 years, then that bitcoin forked into bitcoin cash, which i sold for bitcoin. then i used the bitcoin and the bitcoin cash proceeds to trade dogecoin and make more bitcoin profits. then finally I sell some bitcoins for cash and withdrawal. How much of this is short term gains and how much is long term gains, or is it all long term gains since cash was the only thing that mattered in 2017? Also are the remaining bitcoins that I made in profit but havent sold taxable or not? |
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realr0ach
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January 21, 2018, 06:04:03 AM |
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How do you guys compute your taxes when...
You mined 1 ETH with your GPU ....
You sold 1 ETH and bought BTC ....
You held that BTC for a long time and then sold for USD ...
You are not required to do that because Jews at CNN money (who control the money supply) said math is racist:  |
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RoomBot
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January 21, 2018, 06:09:30 AM |
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well i sold @12800
Your entire stash ? It’s a bit like those guys who sold their entire stash at $8 per coin because it can’t go any higher. yeah... when kicking myself for selling a chunk at $1000 early last year, (lesson learned, dont listen to delusional jew haters, lol) I think of those that sold everything at $8, and I don't feel so bad.... Ya gotta live a little! Life is for living, not hoarding. I don't regret my BTC purchases, although in today's $USD, my first BTC hoodie cost $90,000  |
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January 21, 2018, 06:12:11 AM |
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sell body > sell btc
LOL! Only a TRUE geek makes existential philosophy into an equation. |
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January 21, 2018, 06:18:59 AM |
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Did you actually buy some back in the 9's Bob? That is like gravy money for ya. LOL Who the heck needs to cash out when you can make a killing off people panic selling.
TBH, I can't wait for the next round of panic in late 2018, when I'm fully retired, and can "play the markets" with wild abandon, knowing my retirement has been secured. Looking forward to a lot of lulz at the expense of panic sellers. Good thing I pay my accounting firm so well to deal with the tax headaches, and making sure I'm above-board with the IRS. BTW, Gemini support is terrible. Absolutely awful. I apologize for being blunt, but I've been working through issues cashing out $1M USD from a sale back above $14k, and still have not received a single freaking response from customer service. Their system for getting verified is a bit convoluted - Wire in money from your financial institution, and, in theory, that sets up a two-way channel for them to initiate wires back to you. Well, this works great for my primary financial institution, but not for the institution that is handling my retirement portfolio. Long-story-short, I'm needing to wire funds out of Gemini into Financial Institution A, and then walk into Institution A and say "Greetings folks. I would like to make a Wire Transfer to Institution B. Here is my account information."... wait a moment while they pull up my account, sigh to myself as their eyes bug out and raise a curious eyebrow towards me, look further into my account history, and say "Yessir Mister Lawblaw. We'll get right on that. Would you like covfefe while you wait ? We'll need the manager to sign off on this..." Coinbase has better support, for the love of God. Coinbase at least allows me to ACH direct into Institution B. I feel dirty supporting Coinbase tho. All the exchanges are shit. Just learned that you can cash out from Conbase at 2.5% using paypal  |
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jojo69
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January 21, 2018, 06:27:51 AM |
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How do you guys compute your taxes when...
You mined 1 ETH with your GPU ....
You sold 1 ETH and bought BTC ....
You held that BTC for a long time and then sold for USD ...
The 1 ETH is business income?
The BTC is considered capital gains?
Heres my question. In 2017. Ive held bitcoin for 3 years, then that bitcoin forked into bitcoin cash, which i sold for bitcoin. then i used the bitcoin and the bitcoin cash proceeds to trade dogecoin and make more bitcoin profits. then finally I sell some bitcoins for cash and withdrawal. How much of this is short term gains and how much is long term gains, or is it all long term gains since cash was the only thing that mattered in 2017? Also are the remaining bitcoins that I made in profit but havent sold taxable or not? kind of makes this whole government thing seem kind of silly doesn't it |
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