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I think I need to share this even if I will probably regret doing so.
Ok, the thing is that today I spent the whole day cleaning my new property and the pool. To make whole story short... I arrived home (the regular one) at night... a couple hours ago. Then I noticed my ballsack was itching (even after taking a shower and carefully cleaning "the parts"). Probably because of friction or something from all the day working on the property... Don't really know, it's just weird.
Some time later I got very upset/uncomfortable by the burning feeling and decided maybe I could try to use some alcohol on the skin.
But I couldn't find any alcohol (not the drink type, I got plenty of that) so I thought cologne/perfum is almost the same. So I went to the bathroom and looked for the cheapest one I could find, in this case "Antonio Banderas 'The Golden Secret'" one. I don't even know why I do even have that shit in there... anyway....
So I generously sprayed my balls looking for some relieve.... For a few seconds I just felt some fresh sensation, I thought, it's ok, I fixed it! So I kept going... but no, it's not! The next couple of minutes my balls were BURNING LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!!
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Two hours later I don't feel anything. So yeah, I fixed it.... either that or the fucking burning sensation numbed me so much that I can't feel the previous one anymore.
It worked.
True story.
#lifeofabitcoiner <- Think about it. I really mean it.
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April 19, 2019, 12:44:45 AM Merited by JayJuanGee (1) |
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Thank God you didnt find the Absorbine Jr first!
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I think I need to share this even if I will probably regret doing so.
Ok, the thing is that today I spent the whole day cleaning my new property and the pool. To make whole story short... I arrived home (the regular one) at night... a couple hours ago. Then I noticed my ballsack was itching (even after taking a shower and carefully cleaning "the parts"). Probably because of friction or something from all the day working on the property... Don't really know, it's just weird.
Some time later I got very upset/uncomfortable by the burning feeling and decided maybe I could try to use some alcohol on the skin.
But I couldn't find any alcohol (not the drink type, I got plenty of that) so I thought cologne/perfum is almost the same. So I went to the bathroom and looked for the cheapest one I could find, in this case "Antonio Banderas 'The Golden Secret'" one. I don't even know why I do even have that shit in there... anyway....
So I generously sprayed my balls looking for some relieve.... For a few seconds I just felt some fresh sensation, I thought, it's ok, I fixed it! So I kept going... but no, it's not! The next couple of minutes my balls were BURNING LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!!
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Two hours later I don't feel anything. So yeah, I fixed it.... either that or the fucking burning sensation numbed me so much that I can't feel the previous one anymore.
It worked.
True story.
#lifeofabitcoiner <- Think about it. I really mean it.
Are you in a tropical region? If so it could definitely by fungal, that shit loves to grow on feet, balls and armpits. Get some selson blue, rub it on there and then take a shower like 10 mins later. I think it was due to unusual friction. I feel great now, just a somewhat pleasant tingling sensation remaining. But thanks! Maybe next time I will try that to avoid seeing the fucking hell for the first couple of minutes. I guess it is not a good idea to use alcohol on already irritated skin... but it worked anyways.
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April 19, 2019, 12:59:55 AM |
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New poll should be, if CSW starts suing the trust for keys to the stash, since he has his own chain would you support freezing Satoshi coins on the BTC chain.
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April 19, 2019, 01:07:22 AM |
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New poll should be, if CSW starts suing the trust for keys to the stash, since he has his own chain would you support freezing Satoshi coins on the BTC chain.
No.
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April 19, 2019, 01:11:28 AM |
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New poll should be, if CSW starts suing the trust for keys to the stash, since he has his own chain would you support freezing Satoshi coins on the BTC chain.
No. I can't stand CSW, I would be deeply saddened if he actually had ANYTHING to do with BTC, which I think he has not. I think it is a very small chance that he could possibly end up with satoshi's private keys. But if he did... We would HAVE TO allow him to do as he pleases with them. It would do terrible damage to BTC, and the crypto space as a whole. It would likely set back BTC by 10+ years. But forking away value on the blockchain is a central bank move. WE CANNOT DO IT.
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April 19, 2019, 01:18:33 AM |
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New poll should be, if CSW starts suing the trust for keys to the stash, since he has his own chain would you support freezing Satoshi coins on the BTC chain.
Pull a Vitalik? Non debemus, non possumus, non volumus.
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April 19, 2019, 01:20:19 AM |
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Leave Satoshi coins alone.
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April 19, 2019, 01:21:09 AM |
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I think I need to share this even if I will probably regret doing so.
Ok, the thing is that today I spent the whole day cleaning my new property and the pool. To make whole story short... I arrived home (the regular one) at night... a couple hours ago. Then I noticed my ballsack was itching (even after taking a shower and carefully cleaning "the parts"). Probably because of friction or something from all the day working on the property... Don't really know, it's just weird.
Some time later I got very upset/uncomfortable by the burning feeling and decided maybe I could try to use some alcohol on the skin.
But I couldn't find any alcohol (not the drink type, I got plenty of that) so I thought cologne/perfum is almost the same. So I went to the bathroom and looked for the cheapest one I could find, in this case "Antonio Banderas 'The Golden Secret'" one. I don't even know why I do even have that shit in there... anyway....
So I generously sprayed my balls looking for some relieve.... For a few seconds I just felt some fresh sensation, I thought, it's ok, I fixed it! So I kept going... but no, it's not! The next couple of minutes my balls were BURNING LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!!
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Two hours later I don't feel anything. So yeah, I fixed it.... either that or the fucking burning sensation numbed me so much that I can't feel the previous one anymore.
It worked.
True story.
#lifeofabitcoiner <- Think about it. I really mean it.
Testicle are basically dick's titties. They need special care too 😂 so watch out next time. ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) #nomoreadventure
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April 19, 2019, 01:22:59 AM |
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I think I need to share this even if I will probably regret doing so.
Ok, the thing is that today I spent the whole day cleaning my new property and the pool. To make whole story short... I arrived home (the regular one) at night... a couple hours ago. Then I noticed my ballsack was itching (even after taking a shower and carefully cleaning "the parts"). Probably because of friction or something from all the day working on the property... Don't really know, it's just weird.
Some time later I got very upset/uncomfortable by the burning feeling and decided maybe I could try to use some alcohol on the skin.
But I couldn't find any alcohol (not the drink type, I got plenty of that) so I thought cologne/perfum is almost the same. So I went to the bathroom and looked for the cheapest one I could find, in this case "Antonio Banderas 'The Golden Secret'" one. I don't even know why I do even have that shit in there... anyway....
So I generously sprayed my balls looking for some relieve.... For a few seconds I just felt some fresh sensation, I thought, it's ok, I fixed it! So I kept going... but no, it's not! The next couple of minutes my balls were BURNING LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!!
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Two hours later I don't feel anything. So yeah, I fixed it.... either that or the fucking burning sensation numbed me so much that I can't feel the previous one anymore.
It worked.
True story.
#lifeofabitcoiner <- Think about it. I really mean it.
Testicle are basically dick's titties. They need special care too 😂 so watch out next time. ![Grin](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/grin.gif) #nomoreadventure But... but.. it fucking worked! That's why I am sharing my awesome advice! ![Tongue](https://bitcointalk.org/Smileys/default/tongue.gif) And it wasn't the testicles, but the sack, bag, or whatever it is named the... uhmmmm... skin bag where they do live in. #NoTesticlesHarmedInThisAdventure
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April 19, 2019, 01:44:35 AM |
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I think I need to share this even if I will probably regret doing so.
Ok, the thing is that today I spent the whole day cleaning my new property and the pool. To make whole story short... I arrived home (the regular one) at night... a couple hours ago. Then I noticed my ballsack was itching (even after taking a shower and carefully cleaning "the parts"). Probably because of friction or something from all the day working on the property... Don't really know, it's just weird.
Some time later I got very upset/uncomfortable by the burning feeling and decided maybe I could try to use some alcohol on the skin.
But I couldn't find any alcohol (not the drink type, I got plenty of that) so I thought cologne/perfum is almost the same. So I went to the bathroom and looked for the cheapest one I could find, in this case "Antonio Banderas 'The Golden Secret'" one. I don't even know why I do even have that shit in there... anyway....
So I generously sprayed my balls looking for some relieve.... For a few seconds I just felt some fresh sensation, I thought, it's ok, I fixed it! So I kept going... but no, it's not! The next couple of minutes my balls were BURNING LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!!
...
Two hours later I don't feel anything. So yeah, I fixed it.... either that or the fucking burning sensation numbed me so much that I can't feel the previous one anymore.
It worked.
True story.
#lifeofabitcoiner <- Think about it. I really mean it.
Are you in a tropical region? If so it could definitely by fungal, that shit loves to grow on feet, balls and armpits. Get some selson blue, rub it on there and then take a shower like 10 mins later. I think it was due to unusual friction. I feel great now, just a somewhat pleasant tingling sensation remaining. But thanks! Maybe next time I will try that to avoid seeing the fucking hell for the first couple of minutes. I guess it is not a good idea to use alcohol on already irritated skin... but it worked anyways. Raid kills crabs one shot...don't ask.
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April 19, 2019, 01:57:06 AM |
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This is getting weird fast. I knew I would probably regret sharing my experience.
Tomorrow I need to do more outdoors work... but this time I will be getting a PREVENTIVE treatment in the morning.. #cozIamSmart
Good night everyone!
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Time for an intervention! ![](https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2F7TtNoEAl.png&t=665&c=WuTILv422q2KEQ)
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April 19, 2019, 02:04:34 AM |
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New poll should be, if CSW starts suing the trust for keys to the stash, since he has his own chain would you support freezing Satoshi coins on the BTC chain.
What trust? Nobody knows who has Satoshi's keys or even if they still exist. That's the only way i can explain their move. There's no money in CSWs defamation of character lawsuits, and we all know some Judge's ruling in some jurisdiction won't do much to anonymous comments on the internet. But there is also no way a trustee would distribute any funds if identity of the beneficiary is being challenged. Establishing identity during distribution would be exponentially more difficult with more challengers because the stakes are that much higher, but if he can get some low level Judge to "establish" the identity of Satoshi before that it would potentially pave the way to unchallenged distribution (or make challenging it that much harder). Of course billionairs being retards and burning millions for no logical reason whatsoever would be the best case scenario, but it'd would be really dumb to not plan for contingencies. -McAffe stated on twitter that Satoshi still has access to the stash -Ayre is hinting that CSW might be a group of 3 -CSW managed to bamboozle Gavin, and managed to convince Ayre to bankroll his cause
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April 19, 2019, 02:10:53 AM |
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New poll should be, if CSW starts suing the trust for keys to the stash, since he has his own chain would you support freezing Satoshi coins on the BTC chain.
No. I can't stand CSW, I would be deeply saddened if he actually had ANYTHING to do with BTC, which I think he has not. I think it is a very small chance that he could possibly end up with satoshi's private keys. But if he did... We would HAVE TO allow him to do as he pleases with them. It would do terrible damage to BTC, and the crypto space as a whole. It would likely set back BTC by 10+ years. But forking away value on the blockchain is a central bank move. WE CANNOT DO IT. Regardless of how you feel about him, if he has access to the private keys he has the coins. But at this stage it's pretty obvious that he doens't have the keys, the problem comes from some judge deciding that he's Satoshi and ordering the trust to hand the keys to him (or allocating a chunk to him)
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April 19, 2019, 02:15:04 AM Merited by JayJuanGee (1) |
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-McAffe stated on twitter that Satoshi still has access to the stash
My guess is that Mr. Mcafee's reveal hinted at this week will be Satoshi as himself and then he'll tell us that you're Satoshi too and then we'll feel all warm inside and that. Why he would have a clue who he is is beyond me. By 2009 he was well into his jungle freak phase and before that it was yoga and microlights for many years. And if he did have the vaguest hint why did he not pile in in 2009/10/11/12/13 and more? By the time he arrived Satoshi was long gone and no one else has ever claimed to know. I can't see anyone cheerfully telling him over a line of drain cleaner a few years down the road. Regardless of how you feel about him, if he has access to the private keys he has the coins. But at this stage it's pretty obvious that he doens't have the keys, the problem comes from some judge deciding that he's Satoshi and ordering the trust to hand the keys to him (or allocating a chunk to him)
I don't know or care what the endgame is but there's no evidence of this trust either.
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April 19, 2019, 02:27:25 AM |
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-McAffe stated on twitter that Satoshi still has access to the stash
My guess is that Mr. Mcafee's reveal hinted at this week will be Satoshi as himself and then he'll tell us that you're Satoshi too and then we'll feel all warm inside and that. Why he would have a clue who he is is beyond me. By 2009 he was well into his jungle freak phase and before that it was yoga and microlights for many years. And if he did have the vaguest hint why did he not pile in in 2009/10/11/12/13 and more? By the time he arrived Satoshi was long gone and no one else has ever claimed to know. I can't see anyone cheerfully telling him over a line of drain cleaner a few years down the road. Regardless of how you feel about him, if he has access to the private keys he has the coins. But at this stage it's pretty obvious that he doens't have the keys, the problem comes from some judge deciding that he's Satoshi and ordering the trust to hand the keys to him (or allocating a chunk to him)
I don't know or care what the endgame is but there's no evidence of this trust either. CSW been claiming that the keys are in that Tulip Trading Trust not to be distributed before 1/1/2020. It's just too much of a coincidence that he's starting his lawsuit on establishing himself as Satoshi now.
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