O.k. I am here to serve peeps like you, Hueristic, even though you have an irresistible tendency to be a bit of a smart ass.
TLDR: Set a target BTC accumulation level, then perhaps buy a bit more than your BTC allocated amount in order that you don't become too emotionally attached about selling a bit on the way up.
Sell at higher prices than you bought, and preferably at a price that brings you adequate pleasure.
Buy more BTC if the price drops, and never run out of fiat if the price drops nor bitcoin if the price goes up.
Life is too short, so enjoy the hookers, lambos and blows along the way.

Gracious.
Is this your best JJG?

Your observation seems quite correct, Hueristic. My words remain materially inadequate and insufficient in the eyes of Dabs.

You know I'm just messing with you.
Hell, I even read most of that post!Damn things got more memory than my laptop!
Found it. 28 feet away against the wall. Under a rubbish bin.
Sounds about right, good thing there wasn't a highway within a mile.

Meanwhile in Binance

Looks like its almost shorting season there again.

If you drop a small steel nut onto a polished concrete floor from a height of 8 feet how far can it go?
you have just described a recipe for transdimensional travel...good luck
Found it. 28 feet away against the wall. Under a rubbish bin.
No, I believe what you have now is referred to as a "faerie nut" beware using that in any critical applications.
I believe a read a theory on the transmutation of clothespins to coat hangers that that would fall under.