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when will seals will back again?

We have been back since ~9am PST.

Shout to all the loyal Seals!

25k krillroll tomorrow, another 2 full bitcoins free from SwC to our loyal players
1.25k krillroll in 2 days too, another .6 btc also free from SwC!

Eat up the crypto-equity IMO

[donk4u]

what is the rake of sealswithclubs?

I think its 4%, might be wrong. The site seems to be down for server maintenance right now. Too bad, I wanted to play poker right now. How long do these server dows last for?

NO.  For cash games the rake is 2.5%.  Also the rake cap, at least for NL and PL as I don't play FL, is 3x the BB 0.5 chips min.  So for the smaller games the cap is smaller than other sites.  For tournaments it is 5% vs most sites 10%.  There is nobody better than Seals.

NO need to guess.  The rake info is on their site!!!!!

Pokerstars is way better than Seals . But it doesn't accept bitcoins
You should say best for bitcoin.

Pokerstars used to bet the best before Amayah made it impossible to win because of their greed. Pokerstars is crap now not the pokerstars of a few years ago. Wake up and smell the unbeatable rake at pokerstars . I hope pokerstars is never allowed back into the US if poker is legalized especially under their current ownership.

[nioc]

As I can't play there I forgot about the sale of Stars resulting in the recent negative changes. 

Actually the reason I didn't remember is that I'm going senile.  Come play with me on Seals

[BitCoinNutJob]

Someone needs to do something about the bots that clog up the sit n go's. They're annoying to play against I want to play against actual people.

Stars has an advanced system to detect bots. Not sure if mavericks or seals has one too. The HU games are also full of bots.

HU NLHE bots? just take their money, i didnt think anyone invented a NLHE bot of high standard yet especially in HU.

[BitCoinNutJob]

what is the rake of sealswithclubs?

I think its 4%, might be wrong. The site seems to be down for server maintenance right now. Too bad, I wanted to play poker right now. How long do these server dows last for?

NO.  For cash games the rake is 2.5%.  Also the rake cap, at least for NL and PL as I don't play FL, is 3x the BB 0.5 chips min.  So for the smaller games the cap is smaller than other sites.  For tournaments it is 5% vs most sites 10%.  There is nobody better than Seals.

NO need to guess.  The rake info is on their site!!!!!

Pokerstars is way better than Seals . But it doesn't accept bitcoins
You should say best for bitcoin.

Pokerstars is a non action robot game, online poker used to be really cool before they dominated with their super efficiency and channeled every single possible penny out the games.

[caga]

Someone needs to do something about the bots that clog up the sit n go's. They're annoying to play against I want to play against actual people.

Stars has an advanced system to detect bots. Not sure if mavericks or seals has one too. The HU games are also full of bots.

HU NLHE bots? just take their money, i didnt think anyone invented a NLHE bot of high standard yet especially in HU.

I won't be sure, but the players on Seals like Eprouve are seen all around the clock (atleast for me) on HU tables. And , all the tables are occupied. It also rgisters in the waiting list if a match is going on, automatically. They don't chat as well(but that can be a personal choice). It just  looks like a bot.

[hopenotlate]

Someone needs to do something about the bots that clog up the sit n go's. They're annoying to play against I want to play against actual people.

Stars has an advanced system to detect bots. Not sure if mavericks or seals has one too. The HU games are also full of bots.

HU NLHE bots? just take their money, i didnt think anyone invented a NLHE bot of high standard yet especially in HU.

I won't be sure, but the players on Seals like Eprouve are seen all around the clock (atleast for me) on HU tables. And , all the tables are occupied. It also rgisters in the waiting list if a match is going on, automatically. They don't chat as well(but that can be a personal choice). It just  looks like a bot.

Long time ago an american poetry,  James Whitcomb Riley, was maybe the first who wrotes down this brief statement:

"when I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck."

[BitCoinNutJob]

Someone needs to do something about the bots that clog up the sit n go's. They're annoying to play against I want to play against actual people.

Stars has an advanced system to detect bots. Not sure if mavericks or seals has one too. The HU games are also full of bots.

HU NLHE bots? just take their money, i didnt think anyone invented a NLHE bot of high standard yet especially in HU.

I won't be sure, but the players on Seals like Eprouve are seen all around the clock (atleast for me) on HU tables. And , all the tables are occupied. It also rgisters in the waiting list if a match is going on, automatically. They don't chat as well(but that can be a personal choice). It just  looks like a bot.

Could have several automated features but still be playing some decisions, hybrid style.  I been meaning to check out seals was ages since i played, will take a look for sure.

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Had the billionth tourney to play today . Will join you guys next week

[darkmule]

Long time ago an american poetry,  James Whitcomb Riley, was maybe the first who wrotes down this brief statement:

"when I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck."

If you can't beat a HU bot you should probably find another game.

[donk4u]

Long time ago an american poetry,  James Whitcomb Riley, was maybe the first who wrotes down this brief statement:

"when I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck."

If you can't beat a HU bot you should probably find another game.

There is one bot on seals who is competent and according to other palyers a winning mtt player. Having played aab for 2 years I fail to see how anyone can say his is not a bot. NO human being I have ever seen consistently sits out hands the whole tournament and auto comes back when has a hand. When it is bubble time he comes back. Plus the constant shoves early in the tournaments. He has been doing this nonsense for 2 years and the sitout routine on his blinds has gotten a lot of unsuspecting players.  It is so painfully obvious. THe fact that seals admin has not kicked him off for being a bot is as annoying as having to play him. He sits out all his blinds and comes back in on big blind every game.  

[FirestarterX]

Terms and Conditions

Accounts may be frozen or terminated at any time by Seals with Clubs, with or without notice or explanation. Similarly, there is no guarantee express or implied that funds deposited at Seals with Clubs or winnings accumulated shall be paid out to users.

The system will be purged periodically, and accounts with over 3 months of inactivity will be removed, and all funds in those accounts will be forfeit.

https://sealswithclubs.org/terms.html

To OP:

The Terms and Conditions makes it sound like a huge scam, please let us know why it's not.

It is our full intention to pay back any legitimate deposits or winnings. It is not our intention to pay the amount listed in your account if something is recorded in error either accidentally or by malice. We will attempt to notify when appropriate, but there is no guarantee on that either.

The nature of cash business on the internet is such that we often may not want to report to a scammer or cheater how we know that they stole. This could make their next attempts harder to detect.

Will adding the ability to record an address to pay the funds from idle accounts fix that issue? We are not going to keep unused accounts in our system forever.

I am not just an employee with this site. It has my full backing. I will always try to do what is right and best for the players and site.

Feel free to ask more questions.

This actually does make sense.

Long time ago an american poetry,  James Whitcomb Riley, was maybe the first who wrotes down this brief statement:

"when I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck."

If you can't beat a HU bot you should probably find another game.

There is one bot on seals who is competent and according to other palyers a winning mtt player. Having played aab for 2 years I fail to see how anyone can say his is not a bot. NO human being I have ever seen consistently sits out hands the whole tournament and auto comes back when has a hand. When it is bubble time he comes back. Plus the constant shoves early in the tournaments. He has been doing this nonsense for 2 years and the sitout routine on his blinds has gotten a lot of unsuspecting players.  It is so painfully obvious. THe fact that seals has not kicked him off for being a bot is as annoying as having to play him. He sits out all his blinds and comes back in on big blind every game. 

Either a bot a fucking patient guy.

If you're a guy, Mr. So-Called-Bot, I tip my hat off to you for your patience.

[Wardrick]

I care more about the bots that play heads up. I just play for fun right now unless it's a tournament and I do 5-20 chip buy ins HU and it sucks playing against a bot even if you're winning. I guess if it was for larger amounts it would be more interesting but it's like any competition, most people want to compete against others not just a machine that does the same thing.

[darkmule]

There is one bot on seals who is competent and according to other palyers a winning mtt player.

Pretty sure there's actually someone playing the hands that aab plays, but there's pretty obviously some kind of automation going on at least for starting hands.

[donk4u]

There is one bot on seals who is competent and according to other palyers a winning mtt player.

Pretty sure there's actually someone playing the hands that aab plays, but there's pretty obviously some kind of automation going on at least for starting hands.

The fact that there is obvious automation going on should be enough to boot him off as breaking tos as I don't believe seals allows bot play. It goes beyond the spirit of the game to come back in on the last second of ones blind every action and late in games. Older players on the site are aware of his actions but I see him trapping lots of players basically freerolling them when they attempt to steal his blinds thinking he is sitting out. He does the blind sitout routine pretty much every time.  Maybe its Doug Lee.

[Get.BTC.Now]

There is one bot on seals who is competent and according to other palyers a winning mtt player.

Pretty sure there's actually someone playing the hands that aab plays, but there's pretty obviously some kind of automation going on at least for starting hands.

The fact that there is obvious automation going on should be enough to boot him off as breaking tos as I don't believe seals allows bot play. It goes beyond the spirit of the game to come back in on the last second of ones blind every action and late in games. Older players are aware of his actions but I see him trapping lots of players basically freerolling them when they attempt to steal his blinds thinking he is sitting out. Maybe its Doug Lee.

Playing autobet in a poker game is very insulting to the game.

[tspacepilot]

Terms and Conditions

Accounts may be frozen or terminated at any time by Seals with Clubs, with or without notice or explanation. Similarly, there is no guarantee express or implied that funds deposited at Seals with Clubs or winnings accumulated shall be paid out to users.

The system will be purged periodically, and accounts with over 3 months of inactivity will be removed, and all funds in those accounts will be forfeit.

https://sealswithclubs.org/terms.html

To OP:

The Terms and Conditions makes it sound like a huge scam, please let us know why it's not.

It is our full intention to pay back any legitimate deposits or winnings. It is not our intention to pay the amount listed in your account if something is recorded in error either accidentally or by malice. We will attempt to notify when appropriate, but there is no guarantee on that either.

The nature of cash business on the internet is such that we often may not want to report to a scammer or cheater how we know that they stole. This could make their next attempts harder to detect.

Will adding the ability to record an address to pay the funds from idle accounts fix that issue? We are not going to keep unused accounts in our system forever.

I am not just an employee with this site. It has my full backing. I will always try to do what is right and best for the players and site.

Feel free to ask more questions.

This actually does make sense.

Long time ago an american poetry,  James Whitcomb Riley, was maybe the first who wrotes down this brief statement:

"when I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck."

If you can't beat a HU bot you should probably find another game.

There is one bot on seals who is competent and according to other palyers a winning mtt player. Having played aab for 2 years I fail to see how anyone can say his is not a bot. NO human being I have ever seen consistently sits out hands the whole tournament and auto comes back when has a hand. When it is bubble time he comes back. Plus the constant shoves early in the tournaments. He has been doing this nonsense for 2 years and the sitout routine on his blinds has gotten a lot of unsuspecting players.  It is so painfully obvious. THe fact that seals has not kicked him off for being a bot is as annoying as having to play him. He sits out all his blinds and comes back in on big blind every game. 

Either a bot a fucking patient guy.

If you're a guy, Mr. So-Called-Bot, I tip my hat off to you for your patience.

I like this one.  Indeed, if mr. bot (aab) turns out to be some sort of a very meditative bitcoin poker player, that would truly be hillarious.

[hopenotlate]

Terms and Conditions

Accounts may be frozen or terminated at any time by Seals with Clubs, with or without notice or explanation. Similarly, there is no guarantee express or implied that funds deposited at Seals with Clubs or winnings accumulated shall be paid out to users.

The system will be purged periodically, and accounts with over 3 months of inactivity will be removed, and all funds in those accounts will be forfeit.

https://sealswithclubs.org/terms.html

To OP:

The Terms and Conditions makes it sound like a huge scam, please let us know why it's not.

It is our full intention to pay back any legitimate deposits or winnings. It is not our intention to pay the amount listed in your account if something is recorded in error either accidentally or by malice. We will attempt to notify when appropriate, but there is no guarantee on that either.

The nature of cash business on the internet is such that we often may not want to report to a scammer or cheater how we know that they stole. This could make their next attempts harder to detect.

Will adding the ability to record an address to pay the funds from idle accounts fix that issue? We are not going to keep unused accounts in our system forever.

I am not just an employee with this site. It has my full backing. I will always try to do what is right and best for the players and site.

Feel free to ask more questions.

This actually does make sense.

Long time ago an american poetry,  James Whitcomb Riley, was maybe the first who wrotes down this brief statement:

"when I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck."

If you can't beat a HU bot you should probably find another game.

There is one bot on seals who is competent and according to other palyers a winning mtt player. Having played aab for 2 years I fail to see how anyone can say his is not a bot. NO human being I have ever seen consistently sits out hands the whole tournament and auto comes back when has a hand. When it is bubble time he comes back. Plus the constant shoves early in the tournaments. He has been doing this nonsense for 2 years and the sitout routine on his blinds has gotten a lot of unsuspecting players.  It is so painfully obvious. THe fact that seals has not kicked him off for being a bot is as annoying as having to play him. He sits out all his blinds and comes back in on big blind every game. 

Either a bot a fucking patient guy.

If you're a guy, Mr. So-Called-Bot, I tip my hat off to you for your patience.

I like this one.  Indeed, if mr. bot (aab) turns out to be some sort of a very meditative bitcoin poker player, that would truly be hillarious.

lmfao indeed. no way he is real  imho