Once upon a time, a long long time ago, way back in the seventies, when even Jimbo was young...ish there was a young man living in a small Scanian village called Nöbbelöv.
He was born with a condition known as Hypertrichosis, a condition that causes an abnormal amount of hair growth over the body. His name was Kjell Backman.
He also had a severe speech impediment, his speech sounded mostly like a roar.
He had a friend in a nearby village, Östra Nöbbelöv, named Hans-Olof.

When these two friends had done their military service, they decide to go to Hollywood and try their luck as actors and writers.
At immigration they were singled out for personal interviews, the officer talking to Kjell Backman had trouble understanding his speech and wrote down his name as Chew Backa, when it was Hans-olof's turn he had problems with that very special Scanian dialect and wrote down his name as Han-Solo.

After living on air for a long time, they finally manged to sell their script to Hollywood and was once again able to eat food.
They talked the producer in to making the epic saga of a mighty war among the stars, in their native dialect, with themselves as some of the main actors.
When it was screened to a test audience they did like the story, but not the language and it was quickly decided that it should be remade in American English.
All clips ware destroyed, or so they thought, but a few very rare clips survived and made it to Youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL3HgKeRZOk

True story.

Thanks.

It's kind of an age thing isn't it.
When you're The Dudes age, if someone disappears from a forum he just got tired of it, when you're our age, if someone disappears from a forum he's probably dead.

Oh FFS you just had to didn't you.
Well Thank you, now go and pick on someone else.

I only got 49847, am I doing this wrong?

And let's keep it that way, shall we.

Yeah, well I don't want them, so I sent them back to you.

Oh you ididots.  

It's very nice of you to think of me, but please, don't waste any merits on me just to make me level up.
I have been here since 2013 and I have no merit ego to feed, I'm quite happy where I am, and also, Legendary accounts are more prone to hacking/hijacking, give the merits to some deserving n00b that needs to level up instead.
And for gods sake, don't merit this post you idiots.

And you also totally missed that you misspelled "bears".  You know, Beers are in the fridge, bears are in the woods.

Now, now, be nice to Elwar.

Lol, just read the dieselmasters post and realized that you can kind of see the difference between Swedes and Germans in our two posts.

Price going up yo!

I might, I have actually thought about it.
In the mean time I paid a friend to make me this, might hang it on the toilet.

It says (a)" big dick is a small comfort in a poor home".

Thanks Jimbo!

We don't have Costcos here. And it's impossible to find non narrow paper anymore. I have actually been contemplating buying decent sized TP on Amazon.

Thanks dude!

stuck on 44844 for 171 seconds now

bitcoinity keeps freezing on my computer, yours too?

I liked the almost 60k feeling, I felt rich, now not so much.

Edit: I even started buying soft 4 ply toilet paper, back to the cheap generic recycled stuff again.