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6281  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: [FAILED]Butterfly Labs 30 day countdown to the end of September on: September 30, 2013, 04:42:17 AM
Massive DDOS going on.

Bitmit
BtcGuild
Butterflylabs



No need to panic. NSA is just archiving sites.
6282  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: did anyone else get this email? this is a scam I think.... PLEASE READ on: September 30, 2013, 04:36:44 AM
anyone asking you to send them btc = scam

anyone saying they will make you money = scam

rules to live by.



Good rules! But, what if somebody claims to have a machine that makes money...
6283  Economy / Services / Re: Feed Some Children by Dabs (Donate Bitcoins) on: September 30, 2013, 04:33:31 AM
I'm not sure, but I think somebody just doubled your bitcoins on account.  Grin

Surely, nobody has the balls to double it again, or do they?
6284  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: BFL 600GH "Monarch" already postponed to February! on: September 30, 2013, 04:23:56 AM
ROTFLed at "a fully sarcastic thread"...

The performance of that kind of thread would be top notch!  Grin

Hope you wear DependŽ: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=304933.0
6285  Other / Off-topic / A Fully-Sarcastic Thread on: September 30, 2013, 04:23:21 AM
Because... https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=279259.msg3265950#msg3265950
6286  Other / Off-topic / Re: Cartoon Mashups on: September 30, 2013, 04:15:30 AM
6287  Bitcoin / Meetups / Re: Crypto Currency Conference 2013 (Oct. 5th) Atlanta, GA on: September 30, 2013, 03:59:40 AM
Anyone have any plans for after-party Saturday night?

good call.

We'll be in Atlantic stationwhich is a live, work, play community. There is a Irish Pub that is pretty close and open till 3am on Saturdays.

Thoughts?

I'm down! Lets do it... Also since your a member of the "Bitcoin Foundation" I will get to plug my idea for a new committee to you

Sounds good. I'm looking forward to it!

I'm attending the meetup that has the most people, thus providing a lively after-conference discussion. If this is the place, I'm there.
6288  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Mining (Altcoins) / Re: Swedish ASIC miner company kncminer.com on: September 30, 2013, 03:50:19 AM

Maybe he sits in a stockholm bar and gets drunk.  Grin

And hopefully he gets drunk cause the news he learned today and isnt allowed to share was a good one and not a bad one and he is boozing himself cause he had so many jupiter-preorders.



Surely, Tom's not in the bar with Orama, is he?

Orams: ...That's an excellent idea! What next?
Tom: Have KnC make their website look like it was hacked...
6289  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: BFL 600GH "Monarch" already postponed to February! on: September 30, 2013, 03:45:03 AM
Seriously, who do you think has provided the most sarcasm to this forum?

It's due specifically to the fact that I am delivering and fulfilling my end of things. That's what's so ridiculous about your argument. Why do you think sarcasm is going up on this forum? Who else is providing sarcasm besides myself? I crossed the 10,000 post mark sometime this year and the sarcasm I provide is accelerating. Please, and I'm dead serious about this, tell me what you thought was going to happen after I continued posting after said mark? Did you think sarcasm would remain the same or go down?

Sarcasm would remain the same or go down, you said?

You are totally wrong... Sarcasm will obviously increase:
https://forums.butterflylabs.com/post-sales-customer-service/4943-how-about-upping-ghash-s-units-compensate-delays-2.html#post58356

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Anyway, before catching that one, I was struggling to see if you were right or wrong.

Well,
considering my not so good english,
let me explain with the help of a graph.



As you can evince, the sarcasm is effectively accelerating so I have to admit you was right.

But we cannot not consider the effects of the Sarcasm Reward Halving, that as you know double its value every 10,000 posts.

Indeed, the bottom line is I am working on my sarcasm.  I just added sarcasm from the first of August, so am getting caught up there.  I have been working hard on the sarcasm issue.  I also been working very hard on getting the sarcasm out on time.  I am really beefing up my sarcasm capacity and moving everything I can in house.  I've purchased a pick and place sarcasm oven, stenciler and other equipment to provide sarcasm to as many threads as possible.  This means I can produce as many sarcasm posts as I need without being at the mercy of other sarcasm manufacturers and their untiming runs. 

My sarcasm is 100% original and I will have as many sarcasm posts as I need, when I need them.  I am standardizing a lot of my sarsacm, so I can keep massive quantities of sarcasm on hand (at least 6 months of sarcasm is the goal), allowing me to crank out posts - literally - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week if need be.  I've hired personnel and will be hiring yet more people as I gear up to post more sarcasm.   

The sarcasm is going to be much less complex, as well, so there will be less steps to creating a fully sarcastic thread, and I will also be able to post sarcasm that much faster.  Everything you know about me is changing now and will continue to change.  The only thing I can do is assure you that I understand the concerns and am doing everything I can to address the past mistakes, i.e. people not recognizing sarcasm when they read it. 
6290  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: BFL 600GH "Monarch" already postponed to February! on: September 30, 2013, 01:04:52 AM
No Monarchs were promised for a December delivery. Seriously, where are you guys getting this from?
You do realize that once a joke/sarcasm is explained, the impact is just not the same.

There is no "September promise. " Where are you guys getting this from?

This one was hard to catch.

I know your jokes  Tongue,
but the word "seriously" totally screwed me...

You cheated! Smiley

Seriously, who do you think has provided the most sarcasm to this forum?

It's due specifically to the fact that I am delivering and fulfilling my end of things. That's what's so ridiculous about your argument. Why do you think sarcasm is going up on this forum? Who else is providing sarcasm besides myself? I crossed the 10,000 post mark sometime this year and the sarcasm I provide is accelerating. Please, and I'm dead serious about this, tell me what you thought was going to happen after I continued posting after said mark? Did you think sarcasm would remain the same or go down?
6291  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Mining (Altcoins) / Re: Swedish ASIC miner company kncminer.com on: September 30, 2013, 12:49:28 AM
I'm choosing to prescribe to the "no news is good news" also.

In the (short but) entire history of Bitcoin ASIC mining, no news from a vendor has always been bad news: bASIC, BFL SC products, Avalon, etc. Sadly, I expect KnCMiner to be no different.

yes. redhash, avalon first batch, bitfury... "ALWAYS" is such a big word.... Again, why the fuck do you guys even talk about it? Wait another few hours and maybe there will be some news then. You can start to bitch about no news when September ends. Until then the innocence still lasts  Cool

and on that note... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVO8sUrs-Pw

You sire this isn't a better September song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVLonpBtkH0

Some Bitcon enterprises have been known to post via Twitter prior to the normal channels. Has anybody looked there yet?

Quote
#7
16th September 2013, 05:10 PM
Hi guys,

We are still on track, The millions of individual components needed to produce our miners are all arriving at the factory as schedualed and as of right now we do not know of anything that will cause a delay.

Sam

Two thoughts:

First, I'm having a hard time fathoming "millions of individual components" being assembled into anything by a crew of 20-30.

Second: "...needed to produce our miners..."

Third: <a rel="nofollow" href="http://forum.kncminer.com/help">Help</a>

<a rel="nofollow" href="http://forum.kncminer.com/contact-us">Contact Us</a>
6292  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: The Mega Thread that Feeds People in Need (1M72Sfpbz1BPpXFHz9m3CdqATR44Jvaydd) on: September 29, 2013, 10:11:44 PM
https://blockchain.info/tx/b8a0bef85714b8c4529e7edcc1888d8aeb129646ccfa8923cfaa50a653d2df71

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=303559.msg3264159#msg3264159

Adding adub's [1] to post #2.

I'm leaving out to Atlanta tomorrow morning.
6293  Bitcoin / Meetups / Re: [$1.25] RAFFLE ~ Crypto Currency Conference 2013 ~ $180 USD Prize on: September 29, 2013, 10:08:21 PM

Thanks, bud. Look forward to the Thursday Meetup.

I'm heading out tomorrow (Monday) for the long drive. I'm taking the long way through Paducah, KY.
6294  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: BFL 600GH "Monarch" already postponed to February! on: September 29, 2013, 10:04:40 PM
No Monarchs were promised for a December delivery. Seriously, where are you guys getting this from?

Seriously?

http://www.butterflylabs.com/monarch/

Quote
November / December    Initial Shipping   (Sold out)

Monarchs were promised for November and December. November has already slipped.
Grin Phinnaeus, with all respect now due, I gotta say:  you were a great investigative researcher in your time, but since you've been co-opted, you really suck as a shill.  Maybe you should just stick to barn wood.

You do realize that once a joke/sarcasm is explained, the impact is just not the same.

There is no "September promise. " Where are you guys getting this from?
Okay, my Man, then ya got me.  And I certainly do appreciate sarcasm.  Just yesterday, I think it was, I agreed with someone that now that BFL has delivered its late units, or are just maybe two weeks from it now, that everyone can stop this constant whining about late delivery.

I said that not only are the BFL chips on time (they must be, since the first orders were early June and there are active threads about the enabling boards), there is no reason to believe that any ASIC vendor will be late from here on out.

Nobody called me on it.  Anyway, I'm sorry I doubted you, and I'll read more closely next time.  But you have to agree:  you do suck as a shill.

 Grin
6295  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: BFL 600GH "Monarch" already postponed to February! on: September 29, 2013, 09:20:49 PM
No Monarchs were promised for a December delivery. Seriously, where are you guys getting this from?

Seriously?

http://www.butterflylabs.com/monarch/

Quote
November / December    Initial Shipping   (Sold out)

Monarchs were promised for November and December. November has already slipped.
Grin Phinnaeus, with all respect now due, I gotta say:  you were a great investigative researcher in your time, but since you've been co-opted, you really suck as a shill.  Maybe you should just stick to barn wood.

You do realize that once a joke/sarcasm is explained, the impact is just not the same.

There is no "September promise. " Where are you guys getting this from?
6296  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: KnCMiner un-official Hashtag competition on: September 29, 2013, 09:12:31 PM
#WoeIsMe
6297  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: KnCMiner un-official Hashtag competition on: September 29, 2013, 08:55:42 PM
#HWGA
6298  Bitcoin / Bitcoin Discussion / Re: Idea: Creating a bounty for a Merchant to accept BTC on: September 29, 2013, 08:41:23 PM
It's on my list to pique Tony/Steve's brain(s) at BitPay pertaining to an affiliate program of sorts.
6299  Alternate cryptocurrencies / Mining (Altcoins) / Re: Swedish ASIC miner company kncminer.com on: September 29, 2013, 04:52:36 PM
per talking to who ever it was I spoke to trying to get a refund so I can pay more to this fucking tax I owe, they said it would be 1-2 weeks that I would have it, and I could not reject it either beucause it was a business purchase and does not fall under the 14 day law/rule

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=co_B_sqg0wA

Caution! Make sure you swallow liquid before viewing.

Footage of Orama prior to visiting KnC's facility: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l89g_lKeq4M
6300  Bitcoin / Hardware / Re: KNCMiner REfusing refunds on: September 29, 2013, 04:33:04 PM
I didn't know I could get a short term loan to cover the taxes, ill investigate that tomorrow. but I've got shitty credit. :-/ but if the bank will allow the assets of the estate to be used as collateral they should say yes. if they wont, I know what the answer will be. 

are you fucking kidding me? I posted that ages ago on this thread. I am really concerned for sanity.... You even quoted some of that post....  Roll Eyes

Maybe it's a Texas thing.
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