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1. Doesn't have to be based on Phin's outline.
2. Please don't make the script too ludicrous; make it seem like an actual SP episode
Optional:
3. Italics are for the setting and characters' actions, bold the characters' names. Make it readable!
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Story is set in June, when bitcoins are $30 each.
School hallway
Cartman is putting up posters enthusiastically. The posters depict a giant bitcoin symbol, with the tagline: "GET RICH QUICK! Meet in Room 245 after school."
Kyle, Stan and Kenny are walking down the hallway and see the poster.
Kyle: What's that weird coin with a B on it?
Cartman: Bitcoin! I'm going to be a millionaire! Resumes taping poster to wall
Stan: How does it work?
Cartman: Come to my meeting. We're totally gonna get rich, guys.
Cut to shot of school bell ringing and children being let out.
Cut to Room 245, after school.
Stan: You better have an idea that won't put us in jail, Cartman.
Cartman: Bangs gavel. Today, I am about to present to you the thing that will make us all billionaires. Puts up a slideshow.
During the slideshow, there are intermittent shots of the other 3 kids' skeptical faces watching Cartman's presentation.
Cartman: Bitcoin is a kind of money that people use on the internet. Changes slide
Here's a chart of Bitcoin prices. Changes slide
As you can see from this forum post by S3052, the technicals are looking good! Spouts off some gibberish related to technical indicators. This means that bitcoins will be 1 million dollars each by January! All we have to do is run this thing on our computers when we're not playing video games! Changes slide
But that's not the only way to make money with Bitcoin! This is a chart of sales on Silk Road...
Continue the script!
