[4+ EH] Slush Pool (slushpool.com); Overt AsicBoost; World First Mining Pool

[cris12821]

Last one

 A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed.

In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help.

When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room.

When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid.

Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''

Loo billbags. That literally sounds aboyt right.

Ps ur jokes make me LMAO

[manic miner]

Hey Billbags,

A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!" The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda, "A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats  shoots, and leaves."

 

[dmwardjr]

Last one

 A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed.

In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help.

When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room.

When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid.

Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''

LOL

Good One!

[dmwardjr]

I have several crew members on my ship from Alabama!!!! They don't like that college football do they?

We breath college football from birth when we choose Bama or Auburn.  

BY THE WAY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!!!

I was in the Marine Corp myself from 1984 to 1988.

[-ck]

I know it's a lot of fun posting offtopic stuff, and slush himself no longer responds on this thread, but the bulk of the people who come to this thread are here to talk about the pool, so please keep it on topic.

[dmwardjr]

I know it's a lot of fun posting offtopic stuff, and slush himself no longer responds on this thread, but the bulk of the people who come to this thread are here to talk about the pool, so please keep it on topic.

No problem.  Will do!

[jterry211]

Finaly cool enough outside to be able to get my server room below 78 Degrees.  Miners and servers are very happy and it seems our luck is turning around.

JT

[cris12821]

Why Slush no talk on his own pools forums.......   Let alone update his own website with update to date information (half of its years old)

Lol.   I alsp think Ghash is going downhill.  I used to never have problems with them.. no everytime i go to log in.....

http://imgur.com/8AdA7Rw

this is starting to happen on like all of my computers and different networks.    This is usually a sign of MitM attacks.



PS.  Dont get ur hopes up to much with the luck.     I've switched some miners myself due to lack of reward for my hashpower.... and lack of blocks.


I'll be back soon.  once i see the lucks gotten better.... hopefully it doesnt stay like this when the diff rises again....its starting to seem like it.

[jterry211]

Why Slush no talk on his own pools forums.......   Let alone update his own website with update to date information (half of its years old)

Lol.   I alsp think Ghash is going downhill.  I used to never have problems with them.. no everytime i go to log in.....

http://imgur.com/8AdA7Rw

this is starting to happen on like all of my computers and different networks.    This is usually a sign of MitM attacks.



PS.  Dont get ur hopes up to much with the luck.     I've switched some miners myself due to lack of reward for my hashpower.... and lack of blocks.


I'll be back soon.  once i see the lucks gotten better.... hopefully it doesnt stay like this when the diff rises again....its starting to seem like it.

The forum got too out of control same questions over and over and over.  He does update the facebook page https://www.facebook.com/MiningBitcoinCz?ref=br_tf

JT

[cris12821]

Why Slush no talk on his own pools forums.......   Let alone update his own website with update to date information (half of its years old)

Lol.   I alsp think Ghash is going downhill.  I used to never have problems with them.. no everytime i go to log in.....

http://imgur.com/8AdA7Rw

this is starting to happen on like all of my computers and different networks.    This is usually a sign of MitM attacks.



PS.  Dont get ur hopes up to much with the luck.     I've switched some miners myself due to lack of reward for my hashpower.... and lack of blocks.


I'll be back soon.  once i see the lucks gotten better.... hopefully it doesnt stay like this when the diff rises again....its starting to seem like it.

The forum got too out of control same questions over and over and over.  He does update the facebook page https://www.facebook.com/MiningBitcoinCz?ref=br_tf

JT

Yea but updating your facebook page means nothing when people visit the mining pool before the facebook page(usually)   and still.  it sounds like poor work when you cant comment on your OWN POOLS forums.

Thats like saying microsoft or any other company isnt going to ever help anybody ever again because its always the same questions being asked over and over..... but people and the company still help because its the right thing to do... AND BECAUSE THEY OWN IT.

Seems alot of people these days arent actually dedicated to what they do.




Everytime iv visited Slushs pool i was always turned off by the very very old news and announcments etc.      

Yea the pool itself is updated..  but what good  is that when the site is old and outdated.




It sickens me that people waste their own work because they cant handle other people.  (thats not dedication)  

If slush is dedicated to this than why has he stopped commenting on the forums... stopped updating the website.....  and only bothers with the facebook page.  


It sickens me more than anything.


Hopefully the dedication rises.     If you love someone,  if you enjoy what you do anmd are dedicated.... dont ever give up.    I've never seen a pool that gets more respect, trust and greatfulness than Slushs pool.


People asking the same question over and over....  live with it and suck it up.. because thats reality...   and it happens on  daily basis

[Billbags]

^ Slush is still very active on the forum in the technology and project section among others. He left this thread open so we could chat among ourselves. If you have a problem not covered in the 999 pages over and over and over again, you can chat with him over there.

There is a knowledge base link on the dashboard that answers most questions and a ticket system for problems.

They do listen to the tickets because they already identified the problem with the s4's broke software and immediatly implemented the manual adjustable difference on the dashboard to correct Bitmains software problem.

Slush, Stick and Jan are world class programmers and visionaries. They keep this pool running rock solid. They have no control over luck and have never cheated anyone. All three are also releasing new technology as we speak to bring Bitcoin to the next level.

It is nice to chat everday with the pool owner like at BTCguild, but Slush has paid his dues and is still here, you just have to know where to look for him.

[bspurloc]

woohooo.... our luck is back to normal expected levels...

I have now swung 10 asic usb eruptors back here...

[manic miner]

Thank the gods.  5hrs 44mins 57secs . I was getting a bit worried we might be in for another long block.

At what point do you think the swingers and hoppers will re-join us.

[neminer]

I agree with the post about watching a miner won't produce J/S... murphy's law...


Just let em run even with the long blocks it all seems to work out in the end anyways.

[manic miner]

Totally agree.
I was actually more interested in watching our collective cluster performance as our luck goes up and down.
You can watch the miners being pointed back at slush as the blocks improve.
It just went up again after that last block.

Whats the most hashing power you have seen (cluster performance) for slush.

[KNK]

I am so glad to see that finally there is a 'Minimum Difficulty' setting for the miner!
Thanks Slush!

[Sir Alan]

You can watch the miners being pointed back at slush as the blocks improve.
It just went up again after that last block.

Funny how they never seem to have heard the expression "shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted" or, if they have, relate it to their approach to mining.  They are the sort of punters casino proprietors welcome with open arms.

Edit: Somebody will be happy - the post counts have at last updated and he is no longer a newbie!

[wasikidding]

well good to be back 2 normal

[kkurtmann]

well good to be back 2 normal

127% for the last 30 days. Yes, back to normal indeed.

[mstrongbow]

I've got another 600+ Gh/s heading this way guys...plus another Th/s (or two) within another couple weeks.