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October 14, 2014, 03:44:28 PM
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I've had nothing but bad luck all day.
This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand.
Now I'm afraid to pee
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October 14, 2014, 03:45:14 PM
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Bad Luck is...

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"

"What dear?" she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck."

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October 14, 2014, 03:51:30 PM
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Well, we are now at zero luck. I think that says it all.



On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said:
 "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

 Grin

And the pool hoppers are running for the hills.  Down to 7.3 PH.  And i too have never seen the luck at Zero. Kind of a hollow feeling.  Undecided

JT

I guess this will sort out the hoppers from the stoppers. Grin
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October 14, 2014, 03:52:22 PM
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We a gonna make a much money.  Weee weeeeeea weeee aaa weeeee.   This block.  I'd laugh...and cry if it is anything but a confirmed block.  

There once wasa  boy named micheal finnaginaginagina

He wasa  boy who liked to play the fiddle.  


I think about hopping all the time when slush gets bad luck.   But why..  whats the point of switching... when switching in general looses you money.. but once you switched to another pool that isnt your main pool... usually means a great deal of money lost,  so now there is 2 factors.


The lose of money for the pool hop itself,  and the lose of money in switching pools.   
(sounds corny but its true I did my calculations myself)


Dont pool hop,  just dedicate half your miners to 1 pool each instead of hopping that way you earny double or never loose out on money.


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October 14, 2014, 03:53:29 PM
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I guess this will sort out the hoppers from the stoppers. Grin
Somehow, I can not seem to derive much confort from that at the moment .... never know, may come good!

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October 14, 2014, 03:54:34 PM
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Just before the recent Scottish independence referendum, First Minister Alec Salmond asked for a private audience with the Queen:

"Your Majesty, when Scotland becomes independent - as it undoubtedly will - it will still be a kingdom, but I believe it should have its own monarch, and I think I should be the King."

"No, Mr Salmond, I cannot agree to that.  The matter has already been decided."

"Then Scotland could become a principality, and I could be the Prince."

"I'm sorry, Mr Salmond, but that would never do.  However rest assured that I shall always think of Scotland as a country."

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October 14, 2014, 04:07:11 PM
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I'm a Ship Captain, so I hope you also can find this funny...........

ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."

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October 14, 2014, 04:09:18 PM
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 Grin Nice one Billbags.
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October 14, 2014, 04:09:49 PM
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^^^^ The bravado of the Americans .... OK captain, take counter measures!

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October 14, 2014, 04:10:30 PM
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I'm a Ship Captain, so I hope you also can find this funny...........

ACTUAL transcript of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. This radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10-10-95.

Americans: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision."

Canadians: "Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision."

Americans: "This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."

Canadians: "No, I say again, you divert YOUR course."

Americans: "THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP."

Canadians: "This is a lighthouse. Your call."




hahahahahahahahahaha.  lol and.  yea the safety of that ship lol.  yea because they dont give a god damn rats ass about anybody else thats not them.  DICKS

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October 14, 2014, 04:22:42 PM
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Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say,
 "Jesus is watching you."
He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard,
"Jesus is watching you."
In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesus is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesus."
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October 14, 2014, 04:23:58 PM
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Well, we are now at zero luck. I think that says it all.



On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said:
 "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

 Grin

And the pool hoppers are running for the hills.  Down to 7.3 PH.  And i too have never seen the luck at Zero. Kind of a hollow feeling.  Undecided

JT

I guess this will sort out the hoppers from the stoppers. Grin

More power to them my miners have been parked here since march and im not moving them.  Just more payout for me that's all.  Tongue

JT
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October 14, 2014, 04:42:18 PM
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Well, we are now at zero luck. I think that says it all.



On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said:
 "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

 Grin

And the pool hoppers are running for the hills.  Down to 7.3 PH.  And i too have never seen the luck at Zero. Kind of a hollow feeling.  Undecided

JT

I guess this will sort out the hoppers from the stoppers. Grin
I can't remember the number used anymore, but I believe it was somewhere around 25% CDF for slush so most of the pool hoppers are long gone before people even really start noticing a block is long.
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October 14, 2014, 05:52:56 PM
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Luck always evens out, we were all happy when the luck was good, but this is the price you pay. Hold tight things will improve. I promise  Wink
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October 14, 2014, 05:58:08 PM
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Could be worse. Could hash for 2 days to find a block that turns out to be invalid. Could be negative luck, if there was such a thing. Undecided

Hot time, summer in the city, back of my mine getting hot & gritty!!!
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October 14, 2014, 06:24:21 PM
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^^ true that.

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October 14, 2014, 06:35:42 PM
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add my new S3's and we get Orphaned by Discus by -1 minute now this OMG!

flip everything to Eligius!!!
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October 14, 2014, 06:48:20 PM
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I got my second SP30 up and running on slush to join my other one. I had an issue updating the firmware but today I was finally up and going. Very happy today.


wow 27hrs + on current round!



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October 14, 2014, 06:59:58 PM
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Ok who stepped on the leprechaun and his 4 leaf clover then smashed the lady bug with a horse shoe?  Come on fess up.

JT
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October 14, 2014, 07:17:32 PM
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It's more than a luck.

a 4 second round a couple of days ago which is invalid.

then one more invalid round right before that 28+ hours of thing...

It looks to more than a luck.

Somebody may be playing a game...

I'm becoming paranoid...
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