Oh well why didn't you just say that? I'm just busting your balls man. Pay me back when you can. I'm feeling extra generous today.

https://blockchain.info/tx/4cddc688ef35963f4ac21a7254c9a103b73354bef626cbf039d1f83fe6d4e30e

I think if you can't do a simple google then you're probably too stupid to use bitcoins. If you really can't figure out that bitcoins can be broken down to 8 decimal places can you really secure a wallet properly? Can you really send a transaction? Do you even know how a computer works?

Go ahead and use mBTC. No one is stopping you. Let me know how many people you convert solely based on  the denomination of bitcoins you talk about.

Btw, in the metric system the base unit is a meter. How the fuck am I supposed to buy screws if they're all a meter long!?!?!? Bad logic. Anyone with that logic needs to be sterilized hahahaha.

Also, the gambling community always uses mBTC to make pots seem bigger than they are. Should they use Satoshis!? Holy shit 1 billion Satoshis!?!?!? Oh that's not actually a big pot at all... Huh... now I hate bitcoins. They aren't worth much. 1billion Satoshis can't buy me much at all.

"I came here solely to borrow a substantial amount of money.

I would like to offer something that isn't even collateral as collateral, then I'll just say I got hacked and it's mine again (correction: still)."

 Please update your OP to say that. It is never going to happen. Go ask your friends/family. Fuck I hate when the price of bitcoins go up and the beggars and scammers pop out all over the place.

Hahahahahahhaha. I must be fucking rich. I just spent like 15 cents on a transaction. Only peasants spend 5 cents. Holy shit it's like anything else in the world, higher fees will take priority. There's no rich or poor it's just being a cheap bastard vs paying what you need to for the TX to go h in a decent amount of time. You can still pay your 20 sat/byte. Just don't expect it to be a priority transaction. Fuck you whiney butches are annoying. It's still the cheapest way to send money. Let us know if you find a 100% efficient method to send coins overseas with a zero fee that can be produced millions of times.

I say no. It's been tried and it still hasn't happened. Personally I think it's the opposite of what bitcoins really need BUT at the same time it will open up the market to normal people who don't want the bitcoin education needed to hold them but would still like to take advantage of the price increases.

Your trust looks very legit. I can do 5000 right now. Money sent. Let me know when you will send the skrill.

https://blockchain.info/tx/900f580fc66ae13a23f9879a58c05f7984c0ddabcc002f380098f8962c8e4bfd

I should have shorted last night but I am way too lazy and always end up HODLing. If you aren't an idiot shorting and buying back can just give you exponentially more profit than HODLing alone can.

Not if she still identified as a woman .

It's not going to happen at this point though. I'd be surprised if we ever see 65% let alone 95%.

Yep, I was kind of interested but at the same time I know that if they're stolen I'm screwed so it's not worth it at all. The prices are way too cheap to be legitimate.

Holy shit it's so obvious you only made this post to spam your website all over hahaha. You literally response d to every single person that's posted here. Nicely done. Sig spamming at it's finest.

I'm not a big better by any means but I've won the most from safe bets on satoshi dice. Last time I tried to play there I couldn't get the site to work though so I'm not sure if it's even still up and running at this point.

Ya I don't understand why people try and predict a new radical world currency. It'll either be worth a lot or a little in the future. That's my prediction. It's vague and it's correct

It's been asked hundreds of times and it's still the same answer: nothing. They can generate heat, solve hashes but other than that they are useless. If you manage to find a better use for them then we're all ears!

It's pretty horrible isn't it? Now trying to scam $500? At least make a new account lol. How lazy are scammers getting today? Holy crap. No one wants your paypal. It's worthless.

It was an order by trump because the pieces of the ATMs were made in China this they are banned. Hahahaha either that or it was just some punks trying to hack them then got mad and vandalized them when they couldn't. The cops probably won't do anything. Why would they? Bitcoins are only used by criminals after all.

You can use this service called paying a higher fee to take priority over people who paid a lower fee. What would the higher fee be you ask? It depends on the day. Check https://bitcoinfees.21.co/ before you hit send. As of right now 100 Satoshis per byte will be plenty.

It's the idiots who aren't switching over to segwit's fault. If segwit was already implemented then there would be so many less full blocks. Better yet just increase block sizes to some huge amount that increases automatically when the average block is 80% full.

You have no posts since October so could you sign a message from an address that you've used one bitcointalk in the past? Otherwise it's very hard to trust you as so many accounts are sold and hacked nowadays.

Huh, I wasn't aware that PayPal starting using bitcoins. When did that start and how do I start using them?/s

This is bitcointalk. Try paying with bitcoins and maybe you'll have a relevant response.

You don't have any confirmations so how many you would need is kind of irrelevant in this situation. You only paid ~59 Satoshis per byte which isn't near enough so you'll be waiting until the higher priority transactions go through (aka: higher miner fees go through first, you didn't pay enough so you will wait longer) if you're using a dynamic fee then I'd suggest closing priority next time if it's a more urgent transaction.