Harrr!!! I been on this barge for 19 hours and me sees after all this scuttlebut only 2856 pieces of eight. Haaarrrr!!!
OT, sort of, but to relieve the wait for the next block...
Long John Silver enters the Admiral Benbow Inn, and on being greeted by the landlady answers "I'm very well indeed, Missus 'Awkins, thank'ee kindly for askin'."
"But Mr Silver, you have lost a leg since you were last here."
"Arrr, shot off by a cannon-ball it were, but I've had this 'ere wooden peg fitted, and now I'm as right as rain."
"And you have lost a hand, Mr Silver."
"Arrr, chopped off by a sabre it were, but I've had this 'ere hook fitted, and now I'm as right as rain."
"You are wearing an eye patch, have you lost your eye as well?"
"Arrr, looked up, I did, and a seagull crapped in it."
"But surely that would not cause you to lose an eye?"
"Arrr, well, it were the first day with me new hook."